A/N: Soooo. It may or may not have been a whole year since I updates but here's a new chapter? If you are one of my old readers and want to kill me or a new reader wondering if you should get out of the whirlwind that is my update schedule, I won't even judge. Still, forever aiming to please my lovely readers hope you enjoy this extra long chapter. This story will be finished in exactly one more chapter ~ Muah, K.M.

Who's On Top?

"Are you insane? It's been three minutes!" cried Sasuke, voice muffled from the pillow he had buried himself into.

"Three minutes too long, if you ask me," ventured Naruto, trailing one feather-light finger down the other's spine. Though the blond felt tiny responsive shivers, Sasuke said nothing for quite some time.

Slowly, a suspicious dark eye peered out from under black hair, narrowing at the entirely too-alert face of one Naruto Uzumaki ,"What are you, a rabbit or something? You need to calm your hormones."

"Or maybe you need Viagra, old man!"

With a groan that certainly was more suited to someone several decades older than him, Sasuke, turned to face away from Naruto and towards the adjacent window. "First off, I'm going to go ahead and say you're the one who needs medication if your refractory period is ten seconds. Plus, I'm only two months older than you, dobe," he retorted.

"And apparently those two months," continued Naruto, ignoring the first part of his rival's words in favour of a quick insult at the other's expense, "Mean that you can't get it up! How are you ever going to keep up with my young, vigorous sexuality?"

"What are you Gai sensei? Masturbate then," Sasuke intoned, wiping a hand down his scowling face.

After a few seconds of suspicious silence, Sasuke finally turned around and observed his partner. The giggling blond was currently sitting cross-legged on his pillow, right in front of his face, with one hand propped under his grinning face, and the other one loosely wrapped around his throbbing, erect-

"I cannot BELIEVE this shit!" Sasuke automatically yelled, shoving the boy onto the floor. However, before he could get a word in edgewise about how wrong it was to jerkoff right beside someone's head just as they were waking up, a mere THREE MINUTES after-

"GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BELIEEEEEEVE IT, DATTEBAYOOOOOO~"

Sasuke heard crows cawing in the distance; startled, no doubt, by the sounds of Naruto's gigantic bellow. Their voices sounded like laughter. Mocking laughter. But Sasuke couldn't be mad. Not really, at least, because the littlest Uchiha knew that he had walked right into that one, and deserved it.

It was to be expected of Naruto.

Face-palming and heading off to the bathroom, Sasuke stepped right over the young man who was quite literally, rolling on the floor laughing.

"Give me five minutes and I'll show you vigorous, Naruto..." he said darkly, glancing over his shoulder with swirling red, Sharingan eyes.

Naruto's gulp was audible even through the pattering sound of the running shower, and Sasuke felt his mouth curl up into a smirk in spite of himself.

If Gaara wasn't Gaara, then Naruto and Sasuke may have been able to detect a foreign chakra presence hovering right outside their window in time to save their modesty. However, since Gaara was Gaara, and Gaara's clone was also Gaara, he was able to expertly avoid being detected as he peeped into his friend's bedroom activities.

Pressing his already thin lips even tighter together, he choked down any sound of expression he wanted to make, and simply observed the scene before him as calmly and rationally as possible.

Gaara's clone had been on his merry way to the Hokage's office, when he had heard a murder of crows begin to caw 'Aho! aho!' in the most peculiar fashion, some few hundred metres away from his position. Recognizing that that region also contained the humble abode where his friend Naruto resided, the Kazekage's clone had decided to check in with the boisterous man before he continued his journey to the Hokage's tower.

'This visit has nothing to do with the small, harmless crush that Temari thinks that I have on this impossible man, it is only for checking on his safety and well-being,' clone-Gaara had repeated to himself, trying hard to school his face into a mask of pleasant calmness.

When he had heard the object of his affection, excuse me, attention, panting and huffing strenuously in the back of the house, it was with pure, honest-to-God concern that Gaara scampered around to the blonde's bedroom window, cloaked his chakra and hid behind a tree.

'If Naruto is in any... distress, as he sounds to be, I wouldn't want to further alarm him by surprising him with a visit, better just assess the situation from out here,' he had internally mused, nodding slightly at how convincing his rationalizations were.

Positioning himself for maximum view and optimal invisibility, Gaara had looked into Naruto's bedroom with the advanced stealth of a Kazekage on a mission (or the advanced stealth of someone who had done this quite often before).

It turned out that Naruto was not in any 'distress,' in the typical sense of the word, but he sure as hell wasn't relaxed, either.

The young man was lying flat on his back with his arms hooked around his knees, holding them up towards his own chest. His bare skin was covered with a thin sheen of sweat and a dusky pink flush. His beautiful, blue eyes were screwed shut in exertion and his hair was in a messy disarray from his constant tossing and turning against his pillow. His pants were coming faster and harder from kiss-bruised lips.

Now that he was closer to the bedroom, he could also hear a different, second sound through the thin window pane.

Gaara felt his already shallow breathing hitch in his dry, dry throat.

The wet, wet sounds of a certain dark-haired individual slurping and sucking between Naruto's spread legs were all too clear to Gaara ears as he found himself angling for a look at the two lovers. Just as Gaara began running through a list of all the pale, dark-haired people Naruto knew, the man ceased his actions, straightened himself up, wiped the back of his hand over his mouth, and smirked.

Gaara would have rolled his eyes if he wasn't so busy staring.

Sasuke's sharingan glinted in the low evening sunlight as he roved his eyes down Naruto's quivering body. "You know you taste pretty good despite all of the crap you eat," he teased.

Naruto, still too busy catching his breath to say anything, kicked his shoulder. Not enough to dislodge him from his position but enough to send a message.

"I haven't even put my fingers in you yet, but you're still so vocal..." Gaara trailed his eyes down to where Sasuke's hand was still continuously moving against Naruto's body.

"Or maybe," Naruto finally managed, through gritted teeth, "I'm so vocal because you've been rubbing against the rim of my ass for half an hour and I'm sensitive! Just shove 'em in already! Would you have liked it if I had done this when I blew you in the shower?"

Sasuke scowled at the memory.

He had been so ready to get on the bed and show Naruto that he could do more than keep up with his horny self when the dobe had simply barged in to the shower, fully naked, and started making out with him.

"I couldn't wait any longer!" Naruto had whined, in between pressing hot kisses and bites against his neck. "You can't just promise me things like that and then take your own sweet time getting ready to deliver!"

Sasuke, in his defence, just couldn't find it in him to argue with that logic when Naruto pressed one of his thighs right into his crotch and ground down against him.

By the time the blonde had sunk down to his knees, grabbed his hips firmly in his hands and began pressing open-mouthed kisses against the head of his cock, Sasuke had waved any plan he had in mind good-bye, and focused on not thrusting against the beautiful man so graciously sucking him down. Before long, Naruto had thrown one of his pale legs over his shoulder and started deep-throating him in earnest. Sasuke had come right down Naruto's throat (with an uncontrollable scream no less), when the other began working two fingers into him in tandem with his sucking and licking and ugh!-

Sasuke coughed as inconspicuously as he could and shook himself out of his memories. Naruto didn't notice his distracted state but Gaara snorted in derision.

All the same, Sasuke obliged him anyway. His hand stopped moving and drew back, only to press forward again with two pale fingers worming their way inside of Naruto.

"Since you're so eager..." Sasuke whispered, grinning wide when Naruto arched off the bed when his fingers pressed against his prostate, a string of curses tumbling out of his mouth. Sasuke moved his head back down and sucked Naruto's curved, erect cock between his lips once again, this time, moving his fingers in tandem just like the blond had.

It didn't look like Naruto was going to last much longer but he seemed to try anyway; clutching the damp bedsheets beneath him and groaning hard. And when Naruto choked out a soft, "Sasuke, please," throwing his head back one last time, Sasuke made sure to swallow hard around Naruto's length and give his fingers a hard, audible twist inside his lover. Naruto screamed out something unintelligible as he came but Sasuke looked like he understood him anyway, letting him ride out his climax with a few more licks and thrusts, listening to Naruto's moans.

Naruto came down from his high languorously, eyes fluttering open, limbs re-orienting themselves slow and shaky, with the world's widest smile burning bright and sincere the whole time.

"You're doing it again," Sasuke said suddenly, scowling.

Gaara shook his head twice. He was so focused on staring at Naruto that he didn't realize Sasuke had cleaned up, brought out a fresh bed sheet, and was slouching on the edge of the bed.

"Sorry," Naruto said, not looking sorry at all. "I can't help it!"

Sasuke sighed and fell backwards on the mattress, arms flopping on either side of him. "It's fine, I guess. But if you show it to anyone else, and they come mooning after you, this is fair warning that I'm going to kill them, mercilessly."

"Sasuke, I can't just not smile!" Naruto smiled, "And nobody falls in love with a simple smile!"

"Oh but it's not just any dobe-smile, dobe. I'm talking about that one," Sasuke said, pointing towards Naruto's still-smiling face. "The one with the dewy, soft crinkled eyes, and the quirk of your lips and your cute little flush and mmph!"

Naruto had tackled Sasuke to the floor and was kissing him too sweetly for Gaara to bare. So the sand ninja tried to straighten out his expression, clear his blush and proceed on his merry (and slightly aroused) way towards the Hokage tower.

But not before he heard Naruto's, "You know I kind of don't want to hear that from you... Do you know how many fangirls you have? And a whole lot of them just love you for your ikemen looks! Can you imagine what would they do if they knew how cute and desperate you look when you orgasm?"

A/N: Gaara is bae and you can't tell me otherwise. LOL. Leave me a review with your thoughts on the story, a rant on how much you hate the word 'bae' or which other Naruto couple you wouldn't mind peeping in on :P Hope you enjoyed!~ & Don't forget, one more chapter till we're complete, so keep your eyes peeled! XOXO - K.M.