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Author's note: I really hadn't expected to get any reviews for this but then I was surprised! And well... I thought of something new... it's short but I hope you like it anyway! by the way: I'd appreciated suggestions for future chaps! Which parts of the movie would you think would be fun if I rewrote them?

Have you no heart?

The shock of Marishka's death hit Dracula even while he was sleeping.

Why oh why had it had to happen? Why couldn't people just let them live, or rather be undead, in peace?

But most important: Why oh why had he lent his bride twenty dollars last week? She would never be able to give them back to him now.

Thinking about all of this his mood was pretty bad when he left his room to go and find his remaining brides.

As he had expected both of them were pretty down. So he had lost twenty dollars and had two crying women. This was enough to spoil his day for good.

"Uh… would you stop crying please?" he asked as nicely as he could. It was quite out of character for him but shouting at them wouldn't do any good either.

"Hello?!" Dracula raised his voice finally because he was really being annoyed. The two female vampires didn't seem to pay him any of the attention he deserved.

He was Count Dracula after all. Feared by everyone. Hated by most of the people. Loved by a lot of fangirls!

"We are mourning!" Aleera stated quite annoyed.

"I shall find another bride!" Dracula announced as if he really thought that this was something which would help his remaining two brides to overcome the shock of losing Marishka. Typically male one could say, but since I'm no sexist I'll just say: typically male vampire!

"Have you no heart?" asked Verona quite shocked, although she had already spent more than enough time with the man to notice that he wasn't exactly what one would call sensitive.

Dracula sighed while walking away from his brides.

"No!" he announced finally "I have no heart!"

"Really?" his brides asked both astonished.

"Actually, I'm not so sure, my cardiologist hasn't sent the results from last weeks test to me yet!" Dracula answered pondering "Anyway, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow..."

"Really?" his brides asked again.

"Oh come on!" Dracula replied quite annoyed "You knew that I didn't feel anything… I even wrote that into the contract you signed before I turned you into vampires so you couldn't sue me afterwards!"

Both of them suddenly seemed to remember.

"And the thing about you being hollow?" they asked again "There has to be something inside of you. It hasn't been so long since you've last bitten someone!"

"I didn't mean it literally… although the internist hasn't called me back yet as well!" Dracula replied again.

"It's not so bad" Verona said in a nearly cheerful voice.

"People who say that looks aren't everything are liars anyway!" Aleera added "So you still have your good looks!"

"True, true, I am good-looking, that's something no one can take from me! Because I will live forever! MWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!" Dracula replied happily, although he sounded more like an evil overlord.

"Unless of course you are killed by that Van Helsing guy!" Verona stated thoughtfully "That wouldn't look good I'm sure."

"Or if you go to the hairdressers and he gives you a really bad haircut!" Aleera added.

"Of if fashion changes a lot and your style is not in anymore!" Verona said again.

"But don't worry…" Aleera began again but didn't know how to end her sentence.

"… if something like that should ever happen…" Verona tried to finish the sentence but didn't know how to do it either.

"… well, you will still have some money and as long as you have money you'll have fake friends!" Aleera said finally because she thought that this was a really good way to cheer someone up. Although thinking about the whole "I have no feelings" thing should have made it obvious that Dracula really didn't feel down, because he didn't feel anything in fact. Unless he had lied to them or the whole statement was a plot-hole.

"And of course we'll always be there for you!" Verona said again.

"Unless of course we're being killed like Marishka was!" Aleera added again.

The both women looked at each other and suddenly started crying again.

"MAAAAAARISHKA!!!!!!!!!!!!" they whined again.

"Have you no brain?" Dracula mumbled while turning around and walking away.