Disclaimer: see at former chapters

Author's note: Uh... so this took a while and I don't think it's really good but hey, I've got two more ready (just need to type them) and I think they are going to be better... enjoy still!

"I could never allow him to be used for such evil!" Dr. Victor Frankenstein exclaimed quite shocked after hearing what the Count was planning to do with his now alive "son".

"Oh come on! That's what he was made for!" Dracula replied immediately.

"No it's not!" the Doc shouted angrily "he was made for… for… DON'T KNOW BUT NOT FOR THIS!"

"He will be used for whatever I want, because I am the one who pays you!" Count Dracula stated after a little while.

"He will not be used for your purpose because I am his father and I am going to be the one who tells him what he should be doing!" Victor shot back.

"Don't I have a saying in this?" the "monster" asked suddenly.

Both men turned their head to look at him.

"Shut up!" Dracula commanded.

"Daddy is just having an adult-talk with the nice man, so please don't interrupt!" Victor said a lot more nicely than the count had.

"But it's my not-dead-anymore-parts you are talking about!" the monster mumbled just before he closed his eyes again because he wanted to be a good boy.

"I'm sorry, Count, I didn't have the time to teach him any manners yet!" Victor excused the behaviour of his son.

"Don't worry, I know how kids are nowadays!" Dracula replied in a really friendly tone "Just look at my offspring. I bring them to life again and again and again and they have nothing better to do than explode! How grateful is that?"

"Friends?" Dr. Frankenstein asked cautiously after a few moments had passed.

"Friends!" Dracula agreed happily.

The two men hugged each other.

"Where were we? Oh yeah, I still can't allow my son to be used for your plan!" Victor argued again.

Dracula sighed and pushed the other man away very annoyed.

"But I could!" he said again "In fact my brides insist on it!"

"Your brides?" Oh my God! You are one of those henpecked husbands!" the Doc stated very amused before he started to laugh loudly.

Even the monster, which was still strapped to the table giggled silently.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" STOP THAT!" Dracula shouted at both of them "Or I'm going to tell my mother!"

Frankenstein and his monster fell silent immediately but only for a second before they laughed even louder.

"Alright, that's it! I'm going to take him to my castle now!" Dracula announced which really stopped Victor and the monster from laughing on.

"but… but… but…" both started to stammer.

"no and, or, but, whatever, I'm the villain here and I'm going to do as I please!" Dracula said coldly and went closer to the table where the monster was lying.

"Please, have mercy!" Frankenstein begged one last time getting on his knees.

"Oh come on… I just want him to take the leading role in "the Munsters"!"