(A/N: HEYO! I'm still standin! Without further adieu, here's chapter two! WOOT!)

The Ouran Host Club stared, jaws agape, at the colossal manor before them as the strange girl in street clothes punched in the security codes on the gate's electronic keypad.

It was giagantic.

It was enormous.

It was gianormous.

It made their own mansions look small by comparison.

Well…except Haruhi…who does not live in a mansion, so by default, her house is automatically several times smaller.

"This…is your house?" Tamaki asked, not meaning any offense (but really, come on, he's just asking to get slapped)

The unknown girl glared at him ferociously, causing the self proclaimed king of the Ouran High School Host Club to dive behind Hunny for protection.

"Yeah…gotta problem with that?" she snarled as the gate swung open (ya know, lying's a sin; it Suo's house not yours!)

The girl stalked forward, beginning the trek up the extensive walkway to the massive double doors.

"You know…you reeeeeally could use some sensitivity training." Haruhi said insipidly.

"Agreed." The Hitachiin Twins said together, snickering as their "Fearless Leader" continued his attempt to hide his six foot frame behind four foot nine Hunny.

"I…I see no reason for this blatant assault on your leader!" Tamaki sputtered defensively.

"This is coming from someone cowering behind Haninozuka?" Kyoya said, cutting straight to the point.

Tamaki then stalked over to a nearby tree and began to sulk…

…only to find him self on the receiving end of a punch to the cerebrum.

"OW!" He yelped gripping his head in his arms.

"Hurry it UP jackass!" the girl snarled, glaring if at all possible, even more sadistically than before, "I'm sick a waitin' fer you freaks!"

"Y-yes ma'am." Tamaki squeaked, shaking a bit under the force of her fury (it was palpable, really; you could taste it in the air.)

Mori patted Tamaki on the head as the French-Japanese teen whimpered all the way up the front steps.

"Here." Kyoya sighed, whipping out an overly loved stuffed toy, "Mr. Bear."

Tamaki took it and pouted as the Hitachiin brothers laughed at him having his ass handed to him by a girl.

"Huh…I wonder where they landed." Sora sighed, absentmindedly playing with Aki.

"I'm a little worried." Hinode mumbled, lying flat on her back and reading an old issue of Shounen Jump.

"Don't worry." Suo said, not sounding too sure of himself as he typed away on his laptop, formatting a new game program, "I'm sure they'll be fine."

"How do you know, you're so smart?" they thought together, eyeing the twenty six year old, who flinched under their gaze.

-BAM-

"WAH!" Hinode cried, losing her grip on the manga magazine and fumbling with it.

"What was-!" Sora began as Aki began toddling off towards the direction of the noise.

"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Uh…ohhhh." Suo said, chuckling nervously, as he snapped his laptop closed.

"Looks like she found them." Sora mused, jogging out to the entryway.

"Wonder if they're still alive?" Hinode thought worriedly.

"SUO, GETCHER PANSY ASS OUT HERE YOU CHOAD!" Akane shrieked, storming through the front door after nearly taking it off it's hinges, "I DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE IN HELL OR NOT, BROTHER DEAR, BUT THAT'S WHERE I'M SENDIN' YOUR SORRY ASS!"

Suo, in his panic, had decided to dart up the stairs and head for his lab.

Too bad for him the stairs were located directly in front of the front entryway.

"AH-HAA!" Akane screeched, leaping into the air.

-THUH-WAK-

"GLURF!" Suo choked out as her sneaker clad foot impacted with his jugular.

Grabbing his shirt front, Akane jabbed a quivering finger in the direction of the Host Club, jaws agape in the doorway.

"Alright." She snarled, "Start talkin'! What th' FUCK'RE those FREAKS DOIN' HERE? I THOUGHT I'd seen th' LAST of'm when I destroyed that GODDAMN REMOTE!"

"Now Monkey, calm down." Suo wheezed out, hands raised defensively in front of his face, "I'm a father! Think of Aki!"

"ANSWER TH' GODDAMN QUESTION, WISEASS!" Akane bellowed.

"Ah, Monkey." Takaomi chided, walking through the Oruan Host Club members (home from work), "Still so naïve! Dya really think just cuz you trashed th' remote he'd trash th' schematics?"

He patted Haruhi on the head.

"Nice to meetcha by th' way." He grinned, "Th' names Saiko Takaomi."

"Uh..." Haruhi stared at him blankly.

Akane began to quiver with just barely contained rage.

-SNAP- (oop! pardon me! contained mo longer!)

"YOUUUU SUNNAVABIIIIIIIIITCH!" Akane screamed, throttling her eldest brother.

"Shouldn't you help him?" Hikaru asked disinterestedly.

"Yeah…preferably before she murders him?" Kaoru inquired.

"You probably have a point there." Takaomi grinned, scratching the back of his head, "Oh Aki! Yer Auntie's home!"

The one and a half year old toddled into the front entry way as Takaomi sidled out of the room (to his privategarage) and just as Akane was about to punch his daddy's lights out.

"Au'nie 'kane!" he said, walking over to her clumsily and grabbing her pant leg.

This brought her onslaught to a screeching halt, her fist only a millimeter away from Suo's nose (remember: weakness is anything small and cute)

Aki raised his arms, opening and closing his tiny fingers.

"Up?" he asked.

Akane's face softened and she dropped her brother(that hadta hurt)

"Hokay squirt." She smirked, hefting him onto her hip, "There ya go."

"Saved." Suo breathed, getting to his feet and running up the stairs, "I owe ya one, son!"

Seeing that it was now officially safe enough to come out of hiding, Sora and Hinode leapt out from behind a pillar

"HEEE!" Hinode cried, gloming onto the officially freaked out Mori, "IT WORKED! IT WORKED!"

"SUO, YOU RAWK, BABY!" Sora whooped, glomping Kyoya uncomfortably close (for him)

"Hey, hey!" Hunny piped up, "What's goin' on?"

The two looked at Hunny…

…then pounced on him together.

"HEEE! You're just too cute!" Sora squealed, rubbing her cheek against his.

"I'd kill to be HALF as cute as you!" Hinode purred, snuggling into his neck.

"Um…the question? Haruhi trailed off.

"Yer never gonna gat any answers outta those tweebs." Akane snorted, bouncing Aki a little.

"Tweebs?" Kaoru asked.

"Twin. Dweebs. Tweebs." Akane said blandly, before a slow smirk crossed her face, "Works for you just as well as it works for them…wouldncha say?"

"Rrr!" Hikaru growled.

"I'll give it to ya straight." Akane snapped, "I hate repeating myself so listen up cuz I'm NOT sayin' this again. My shithead brother broughtcha here via a transdimensional remote. It creates a wormhole and blah, blah blah, you get it."

She set Aki down.

"Go bug yer Uncle Taka fer awhile kay?" she asked.

Aki blinked up at her, nodded silently, then ran off clumsily.

Akane crossed her arms and faced them, eyes narrowed into slits.

"I'll be frank." She murmured, "I hate every last one a you. Just lookin' atcha ya makes me wanna toss my cookies. So do me a favor an' stay outta my sight."

Akane then walked out of the entryway, up the stairs, presumably to her room because moments later, a door was heard slamming shut.

"Hates us?" Tamaki murmured, "She hates us?"

"But whyyy?" Hunny sobbed.

"Don't cry Hunny!" Hinode said, "Please? Please? Pretty Please?"

"Come with us!" Sora smiled, sweeping her arms in the direction of the kitchen.

"Yeah! We'll explain everything."

(A/N: The Ouran High School Host Club hasa new mission! What is it? R&R!)