(A/N: HIIIIII! Remember me? It's been awhile huh? Heh heh heh! Sorry this took so long. Effin' school. Hate it sooooo much. So with out further adieu, here's the next chappie!)

The Ouran High School Host Club didn't get long to celebrate for the peace between Suo and Akane was VERY short lived.

Wouldn't you know it? Utako just HAD to meet them at the door when they pulled into the drive.

"What is she doing here?" Akane snarled, leaping from the car and coming within millimeters of the woman.

"I am here to greet my husband." Utako said snidely, wrapping her arms around Suo's neck and giving him a sloppy kiss on the cheek without looking away from Akane.

Akane growled ferally, face contorting in rage behind the dried blood (…O.O…scary!)

"Get your disgusting fish lips OFFA HIM!" Akane screamed, fingernails digging viciously into her palms causing blood to drip on to the blacktop.

Utako pulled away, startled, then glared fiercely at the short fifteen year old.

"I will NOT be ordered around by a skinny midget like you." she spat, eyes narrowed, "I'll do as I please."

Akane lashed out at Utako…only to find her arms pinned behind her back.

"S…Su…o?" Akane mumbled disbelievingly, eyes wide.

"That's enough, Akane." Suo said coolly, maintaining his grip, "I will not have you rough up my wife."

"A…Akane…?" Mannen gaped, "We never call'er Akane…ever."

"So…it's true, eh?" the fifteen year old chuckled from her uncomfortable position.

"I fail to see what's so funny, Akane." Suo murmured.

"I never thought I'd see th' day…an' YOU of all people…damn…" Akane muttered, bowing her head, long hair blocking her face.

"Get on with it." Utako snapped.

In a sudden burst of movement, Akane broke free with two loud resonating pops.

"I never thought I'd see th' day…you'd choose some whore…over yer own family." Akane smirked, her dislocated arms hanging uselessly by her sides, "But ya proved me wrong, bro. Way ta go. You've become yer dad." (…ouch. low blow)

Suo purpled at that last remark.

"I have not." He growled, eyes narrowed, face flushed, "I am nothing like that bastard."

"Oh really?" Akane said tauntingly, "Well then why doncha take a gander at the hussy ya married, who I know for a fact has cheated on you more than once, and has turned ya against yer own family."

"Yup, sounds like yer dad ta me!" Takaomi nodded.

"And mom was a slut." Mannen nodded.

"More bow legged than a deer." Kazuo agreed.

Utako flamed red at this.

"Are you comparing me to your-!" she began to shriek.

"YES!" The three united siblings said blandly, cutting her off.

"SUO!" Utako screamed, clutching at his arm, "SAY something to them! Don't let them speak to me that way!"

"But they're right." Suo remarked, brushing off her hands.

"S-Suo?" Utako said, eyes widening with surprise as he brushed off her hands.

"They…are…right." Suo remarked, grinning down at her, "And if I stay with you, things will only continue you to get worse. The family I've worked so hard to keep together will only continue to fall apart."

"Suo…" Utako choked, unable to believe what he was saying.

"C'mon bro." Akane thought to herself, "Say it, say it, SAY IT!"

"Utako…I think it would be in both our best interests if we got a divorce." Suo smiled.

"WHAT!" Utako shrieked, face contorting in an expression of pure shock.

"YES!" Akane whooped, face bubbling over with glee.

She would have pumped her fists, but her arms are currently as limp as boiled asparagus stalks.

"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Utako shrieked.

"What do you think Hikaru?" Kaoru asked, a vindictive grin on his face, "Does he sound serious to you?"

"Oh yes indeed, Kaoru." Hikaru nodded, a malicious smirk dancing on his lips, "A man who truly sounds ready to practice what he preaches."

"SHUT UP!" Utako screamed.

"PREACH IT!" Mannen hooted, raising the roof.

"The way I see it, if he feels it's in the best interest for him, for yourself, and for his family, he's going to go through with it." Kyoya said shrewdly, jotting something down in the ever present planner.

"Then I won't sign the papers!" Utako cried in frustration.

"Lady, you think we don't know a thing or two about forgery?" Takaomi snickered, shaking his head.

Utako ground her teeth together.

She brought back her hand.

"DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL YOU BASTARRRRDS!" She screamed, moving her hand for ward to strike Suo across the face.

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Mannen had a vicious hold on Utako's wrist and was making the thin appendage release soft pops and cracks.

Takaomi's hand was only inches away from a vital point in the model's thin neck that could send the head of the owner flying off like a dandelion.

Kazuo had pinned Utako's opposing arm behind her back and was pressing it painfully into her back.

Akane's Tech-9 was pressed against the space between the models eyes, her finger pulling dangerously against the trigger.

"Whore…you lay so much as a finger on my big brother…and I'll kill you." Akane said quietly.

"Hey, don't you dare think about taking all the credit." Mannen said coolly, tightening his grip, causing her wrist to emit a string of tiny pops.

"Yeah, you'll have help." Kazuo smirked, pressing her arm so hard against her back the elbow nearly popped out of it's socket.

"This round, Monkey, you'll hafta share." Takaomi smirked, his trained assassin's reflexes anxious to make a kill (easy there tiger)

"Yoshizumi-san, Please collect your things and get off my property." Suo said smilingly as his younger half siblings maintained their positions, "I'll send along a lawyer to map out all the legalities, and due to our prenup, I owe you no alimony."

Suo watch with satisfaction as Utako's mouth opened and closed like a fish.

He allowed a smirk to cross his lips.

"Oh, and I will be taking full custody of Aki."he said coolly, smirking all the while,"Just so we're clear."

Letting loose a roar of fury, Utako stormed off the Miyazaki Estate, leaving her personal effects behind.

"…what are you going to do with her stuff?" Haruhi asked, looking up at Kazuo, "She forgot all about it.

"Hang on to it till the divorce is finalized." Mannen drawled.

"Then burn it." Akane smirked wickedly, eyes dancing, "BURN IT ALL!"

Tamaki shrank behind Mori.

"Whyyy does she hafta be so scary? Whyyyy?" he whined.

Mori patted the French-Japanese teen's head by way of reply.

Hunny looked up at Suo.

"'m hungry." He said, "Can we get something to eat?" (Talk about changing the subject shortstack!)

"Sure thing." Suo smiled, "T'day's been trying, it's my night t' cook and I don't feel like it. So…who's up for Chinese?"

"MEMEMEMEME!"

(A/N: A surprise visitor! And more mayhem with the remote of doom! R&R!)