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Chapter three Not your typical Juliet.

"I won't kiss her, I won't." Announced Remus stubbornly over boos.

Bill and Arthur were shaking their heads in disbelief and Tonks was still on the balcony, looking pretty angry.

"You're no Romeo." Said Lockhart "So hit the showers."

"Morons." Remus muttered

"So, you don't mind if Snape kisses me?" Asked Tonks "Or even Lockhart?"

Remus gave this a great deal of thought, and then got a devious plan. He ran towards the costume chest, threw it open and started digging for a dress that exactly looked like Tonks' dress.

"I'll give them a love scene that they'll never forget." He said

"Tonks!" Molly called out "You were really exited about this role! Don't give up on that now!"

"She's right." Tonks thought "I'm playing Juliet, no matter who Romeo is!"

"Come to me, Juliet!" Said Snape, jumping out of the balcony.

"No! I can't do it!" Tonks cried, pushing Snape off of the balcony.

Suddenly Tonks stumbled and fell down. A few minutes later, she reappeared, only to have a tarp fall on her.

"Now it's time for the wedding scene!" Said an-all-too-happy Lockhart, skipping off.

"Poor Juliet now has been captured by an evil beast." Said Amy

"Who are you calling a beast?" Snarled Lockhart

A sudden tug at his sleeve interrupted Lockhart; he looked down to see a different looking Juliet.

"O Romeo!" Said Remus in a high voice, then his voice got fiercer "Let's drink a little wedding toast."

Seizing a bottle of wine, Remus started pouring it down Lockhart's throat.

"What's going on?" Asked one person from the crowd "This Juliet sounds different."

Remus then grabbed a drunken Gilderoy; half carried him towards a trunk and shoved him in it. After locking it he said "One down… one to go…"

"My one and only Juliet." Snape said, grabbing Remus into a hug.

"Wherefore Art thou Romeo?" Remus Snarled, throwing Snape off of him and kicking him in the stomach.

"Right here…. Dear Juliet!" Snape said painfully, grabbing an extra bottle of wine and forcefully making Remus drink it.

Remus gave a sudden hic as he stood up, wobbling once in a while.

"Now, into my arms dear Juliet." Said Snape

"Ooooo kay, you ashked fer it Reomeo." Slurred Romeo

Remus stumbled around a little bit more and fell down. A loud snore suddenly erupted from Remus as Snape knelt down to his side.

"Ah Juliet, why art thou so fair?" Snape asked leaning for a kiss. Suddenly he felt a sword touch his cheek. Snape looked up to see the real Tonks standing beside him.

"It is the east and Juliet is the sun!" Snape said happily

"I think you got the wrong Juliet." Tonks said "I don't think that was a fair fight earlier. So now, you can try a fair fight against me."

"All right, on guard!" Said Snape jumping up with a sword drawn.

As Tonks and Snape were fighting each other, Arthur and Bill slowly dragged off of the stage.

"Wake up fool." Arthur said as Bill dumped water on Lupin's head.

"To challenge me with the sword is to surrender before you even begin!" Snape said triumphantly as he knocked Tonks's sword away. "Now for the love scene."

"Romeo you two timer!" Snarled Remus marching over to Snape.

"No fair Remus, I'm Juliet!" Tonks wailed

"You, wanna have a love scene, with Snape?" Remus asked

"I didn't say that!" Tonks said, as Remus waltzed over to a confused Snape.

"Stay out of this." Said Remus hastily, grabbing Snape's shirt "I'm getting that prize, no matter what!"

Pulling Snape closer, Remus inched closer and closer, as if in slow motion, kissing Snape!

Author's note- Wow, this is the weirdest chapter I have ever written. I think I make my chapters a little too diolouge-ish. If you agree with me, then you can write it in a review if you want to.