AND WE'RE ARE BACK! BUT WHAT'S THIS? A DEATH OO! (insert dramatic gasp here)
READ TO FIND OUT!
"Hey you guys have you seen Itachi?" Kisame asks the rest of the Akatsuki.
"Nope..." Orochimaru says.
"HEY LOOKY WHAT I FOUND IN THE WELL THAT GIRL FROM THE RING FELL DOWN!" Screams Sakura holding a dead Itachi's body with one hand while the other held a chainsaw...
"(insert a dramatic gasp that it takes away your breath)" gasp Akatsuki.
"Joy to the world!
Itachi's dead!
WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD!" Sasuke sings as Orochimaru really barbecues Itachi's head.
"Don't worry bout the body
We flushed it down the potty
Watch it go round and round
Watch it go round and round
Round, round and round and round!" Sakura sings as Sasuke flushes Itachi's body down the toilet.
"Help me with the body!
It's clogging up the potty!
Now it's all mush!
Now it's all mush!
Mushy, Mushy, Mushy, and more mush!" Sings Naruto out of nowhere.
Bloopers:
shot one
"HEY LOOKY WHAT I FOUND IN THE WELL THAT GIRL FROM THE RING FELL DOWN!" Screams Sakura holding the girl's hand.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WE HAVE 7 DAYS TO LIVE!" Screams Kabuto and Orochimaru.
"Got that right bitches!" says the girl.