OH TODAY IS A SAD DAY...
THE LAST CHAPTER!
One reviewer requested something perverted so here:
all of them are 23
"Ok this is the average size of a well a u-know-what" Sakura draws a line this long---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
she did it on a clipboard so it took a lot of space ok?
Kakashi needs surgery well down there so Sasuke, and Naruto are there accompany him
Sasuke nods.
"O.O, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Naruto screams, walks out and walks back in 10 seconds later and pulls down the covers on the bed to see what she said was true, walks back out the door.
"XD, I got him there!" Sakura laughs.
"I thought you were serious..." Sasuke says.
"O.O; so your?..." Sakura says sweat dropping.
Sasuke nods.
"Yeah only a bit well...you know...bigger.." says Sasuke embarrassed.
Sakura faints.
"Holy night,
noisy night,
Itachi's dead and we're dead" sing Kabuto and Orochimaru dressed in white and holding the girl's hand ( you know the one from the ring)
"I cannot sleep,
only weep,
My bed's being used by those 2," Tobi sings, tears pouring out of the hole in his mask, pointing to a bed that looks like it has hydrolics the bed contained a raven-haired man and a pink haired woman.
5 YEARS LATER ...
Diedara became a stripper/singer at a strip club...
Diedara comes out of nowhere
"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST,
BEST THERE EVER WAS!
TO CATCH THEM IS THE TEST,
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!" He sings/screams.
Sasuke throws a shoe at him.
"CAN'T YOU HEAR I'M BUSY?!" Sasuke yells from a room.
"YEAH!" Screams Sakura also.
Diedara sighs.
"HEY AT LEAST I'M WEARING A SHIRT WITH A POKE BALL ON IT!" he screams pulling on Sasuke's old Uchiha shirt.
Kabuto became beyonce's side kick...
"TO THE LEFT,
TO THE LEFT,
IN THE CLOSET THAT MY STUFF!
IF I BOUGHT PLEASE DON'T TOUCH!" sings Kabuto.
"DUDE! I SAID YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" She screams as in front of the audience.
Orochimaru became the second Michael Jackson...
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" Orochimaru sings.
Everybody dances afraid what he would do to them if they don't.
Sakura became pregnant, but Sasuke cheated on her while she was in labor, with a nurse that was there while she gave birth...
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER" Screamed Sakura as she threw her baby's cord at the two as she stormed out the door holding her two twins.
Sasuke was dumped by the nurse and tried to get back with Sakura but failed, there for became a bum...
Sasuke wore a sign around his neck WILL "WORK" FOR FOOD PLEASE NO MEN...
XD THERE THE END!
AND NEXT YEAR THERE WILL PROBROBLY BE A THAT STORY ABOUT SCROOGE! BUT ONLY NARUTO STYLE! CHA!