hey everyone! I was at home, alone and bored so I decided to write this just to procrastinate on my homework. If theres another ' annoy voldemort fics ' (I don't know if there are) I'm joining the club. and i must admit, some of the ways to annoy him are random, stupid, and not funny. (you can pick 'em out yourselves!)
I got some help with some of these- they are not all mine!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything! The great JKR does!
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort
1. Call him the Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.
2. Squeal and blush every time you see him.
3. Tell the death eaters you 'taught him everything he knows'
4. Repeatedly hint that 'that Potter boy' is the cutest thing you've ever seen
5. Tell him Dumbledore sounds better than Voldemort
6. Tell him Voldemort spelled backwards its Tromedlov
7. Tell him you like it better
8. Tell him Crabbe has a crush on Wormtail
9. Jinx underpants to come out of his wand every time he tries to kill somebody
10. Ask Dobby to knit him a life time of socks
11. That say 'I love Harry Potter' in red and gold
12. Insist that he wears them on a daily basis
13. Tell him stories about how wigs make people 'feel beautiful'
14. Tell him he would look good in one.
15. Sing sappy love songs every time you see him
16. Call him Voldypoo
17. And Mortykinns, if your feeling brave.
18. And don't forget Tommy
19. Tell him you love his new 'looks' and say his bald head brings out his eyes.
20. Make odd remarks and shake your head every time he reveals new plans
21. Ask him why anyone in their right mind would name someone Marvolo.
22. Ask him what it means.
23. Constantly remind him that he isn't really alive.
24. Tell him Dumbledore has a crush on him
25. Snap, break, eat and/or hide his wand
26. And blame it all on Lucius
27. Decorate his lair with pink frilly things
28. Sell his snake to Hagrid
29. Then tell him to eat it
30. Draw Harry Potter shaped glasses on his eyes while he is sleeping
31. And a scar on his forehead.
32. Put a permanent sticking charm on them so he cant remove them
33. Laugh at him
34. Tell him black robes and masks went out of fashion years ago
35. Be Harry Potter
36. Decorate the Death Eater's masks with rhinestones
37. Ask him if you can do his hair, then 'remember' that he is bald
38. Every time he looks at you, grab yourself and scream 'IM MELTING! IM MELTING!
39. Throw a surprise party for him
40.Invite Harry Potter.
41. Confess that your love for him burns like the sun.
42. Ask him why he is afraid of an old man and why he lost to a baby.
43. Question why he calls himself a 'lord' even though he doesn't rule anything
except the Death Eaters.
44. And tell him that's not an accomplishment.
45. Tell him he looks pale and should see a doctor. (a muggle one!)
46. Tell him that he should change the Death Eater's names to The Promising Wizards of Tomorrow Society.
47. Continually point out that Death Eater's don't actually eat death.
48. Mock everything he says and does.
49. Say 'Would Salazar approve?' to all of his actions
50. Kill Harry Potter.
I will continue if you like it...with another chapter with 50 more!
so review please!