hey everyone! appreciate the reviews, and i was really stuck on these, so ummm, some of em stink.
100 Ways To Annoy Tom Marvolo Riddle
51. Ask him 'Did you do something different with your hair this morning?'
52. Recommend a great therapist.
53. Tell him that all his anger is not good for his colon.
54. Give him a house elf and tell it to sing Christmas carols.
55. Write the Death Eater's a theme song and sing it every time they meet.
56. Sign him up for Witch Weekly's 'Most Charming Smile Award'
57. And tell him Dumbledore did it.
58. Tell him he needs a hobby and sign him up for pottery classes.
59. Set him up on a blind date with Professor Trelawney.
60. Buy him Gryffindor pajamas
61. Sign him up for Harry Potter's fan club
62. Paint the Shrieking Shack periwinkle blue
63. Remind him that 7 of his 'brilliant' plans were foiled by a teenager, and a baby.
64. Dress up as Dumbledore for Halloween
65. Find his horcruxes and give them to Harry for Christmas.
66. Remind him that his name is not really Voldemort, its Tom.
67. Introduce him to Colin Creevey
68. Ask for his autograph
69. Tell the Death Eater's that Voldemort has asked them to buy pink robes.
70. And insist that they do it.
71. Buy him a complete set of Lockhart's books and insist that he reads them
72. Nominate him for Minister of Magic
73. Give him coupons to muggle tanning salons
74. Tell him that 'pink is the new black' and insist that you buy him a full set of pink robes.
75. Tell his whereabouts to the Ministry
76. Slip polyjuice potion into his goblet.
77. Turn him into Harry Potter
78. Sing Celestina Warbeck's 'You Charmed the Heart Right Out of Me' every time he charms something.
79. Use the Imperius curse on the Death Eaters and make them re-enact all of Harry's victories.
80. Apparate in and out of his face as many times as possible.
81. Buy him books on anger management
82. Suggest he finds ' a better subject to let his anger out on' instead of a poor, innocent, little boy.
83. When he orders you to do something, burst into tears screaming 'I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T DO IT!'
84. Giggle every time he attempts to speak diabolically.
85. Tell him that round glasses are cool.
86. Ask him if you can paint his nails.
87. When he says no, do it anyway.
88. Say the bald look works for some people, just not him.
89. Ask him where he bought his rotten cabbage cologne.
90. Every time he says 'Harry Potter' start to clap and cheer.
91. Give him a 'I SUPPORT HARRY POTTER' sticker.
92. Tell him that purple eye shadow would really bring out his eyes.
93. Write 'I LOVE ALBUS' on the back of all of his robes.
94. Don't tell him.
95. Give him 'Gildorey Lockhart's Guide to Dry, Pale, and Unhealthy Skin'
96. Wonder aloud why he looks like a snake.
97. Give him a lifetime supply of Hagrid's rock cakes.
98. Tell him that his 'most faithful servant' is really a rat.
99. Send him to an interview with Rita Skeeter explaining his happy and exuberant childhood.
100. Tell him you think Dumbledore's beard is cute and that he should grow one.
there ya go! it took me a whopping two days to get this long, exiting, riveting 'story' completed!
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