Usually I make it a rule for me to throw a party after 100 reviews but this is not such a great feet for me anymore. Start the fic.
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On the last piece of One Piece Ranma… Ranma ran into Chopper and talked him into fixing up Ranko. Later Ranma ended up fighting Sanji; Ranma defeated him but ended up also fighting Luffy. Once neither was able to break through the other's defenses Luffy found the whole thing to be a misunderstanding. What will happen once Ranma learns Luffy's a pirate? Will Ranma join his crew? Stay tuned to find out.
Roll Theme Song…
There once was a man named Gold Rodger…
"RANMA, I TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT DOING THAT YET!"
"Sorry!" shouted back Ranma.
The screen then goes blank.
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"What the heck are you talking about?" asked Ranma.
"Me and my crew came all the way from the Grand Line to ask you to join us!" said Luffy.
"Crew?" asked Ranma.
"Yeah, me and my pirate crew! My name is Luffy by the way!" said Luffy.
Ranma's fist tightened.
"Did you say pirate?" asked Ranma.
"Sure did. I'm going to be King of the Pirates!" said Luffy.
5 seconds later…
Ranma was chasing after Luffy.
"Why are you chasing me, Ranma?" asked Luffy.
"BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU!" said Ranma.
"But why?" asked Luffy.
"BECAUSE I HATE PIRATES!" shouted Ranma.
This went on for about half an hour. Ranma chased Luffy and Luffy continued to be chased, Luffy asked Ranma stupid questions and Ranma retorted with angry answers and some words small children should not hear.
Ranma kept chasing him until Luffy accidentally ran into a tree.
Luffy was slightly dazed with his impact with the tree but this didn't stop Ranma from grabbing him by his shirt.
"Now I got you, ya stretchy jerk!" said Ranma.
"Hey, could you two keep it down out there?" shouted a voice.
Ranma's eyes bugged out when he saw that he had chased Luffy all the way back to his house.
The door opened and Chopper walked out.
"Hiya, Chopper!" said Luffy.
"Oh hey Luffy. Was it really you two making all that noise?" asked Chopper.
"Sure was!" said Luffy.
Ranma looked between the pirate and the deer for several seconds.
"You two know each other?" asked Ranma.
"Of course we do! He's part of my crew!" cheered Luffy.
Ranma's jaw dropped.
He had let a pirate operate on his sister…his only family member left and he had left her with a pirate.
Ranma dropped his captive to the ground roughly and ran inside almost pushing Chopper out of the way.
"Ranko! Are you okay?" asked Ranma.
There was Ranko asleep in the bed. Ranma checked her out and saw that her ki signature was recovering at a healthy rate.
"She's…she's okay." said Ranma.
"Well of course she's okay."
Ranma turned around and saw Chopper and Luffy.
"Why? You two are pirates. Pirates are supposed to kill not heal!" said Ranma.
Chopper and Luffy gave each other puzzled looks before looking at Ranma again.
"Well…we don't." said Luffy.
Ranma stared at them questionably.
"You two are weird. But seeing as how you saved Ranko's life I won't kick you off the island." said Ranma.
Ranma walked up to Luffy and grabbed him by his shirt.
"But listen up and listen good! Should anything happen to her or I find out you and/or your crew do anything to the villagers I'll kick your ass so badly you won't be able to sit down for a year! Got it?"
Luffy beamed "Got it!"
"What is wrong with you?" asked Ranma letting him go.
"Now I want you to join my crew even more!" said Luffy.
"NO!" said Ranma.
Ranma pushed Luffy aside and walked out.
"Hey, wait up!" said Luffy.
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"Well thanks for all the information, old man. But we got to go now." said Zoro.
"I think Luffy found the guy we were looking for." said Nami.
She pointed off in the distance where a straw hat figure was bugging another figure with a pigtail.
"Yep, that's Luffy alright. I'd recognize that straw hat no matter how far away it was." said Zoro.
Nami was taken aback when the pigtailed man Luffy was bothering suddenly disappeared.
"Hey! Where'd he go?" asked Nami.
"Yeah, he just disappeared." said Zoro.
The old man chuckled joyfully.
"Oh he does that every now and then when he needs to get away for some personal space or to get away from his fan club." said the old man.
"Fan club?" asked Zoro.
"Yeah. He's quite the lady killer; in fact I thought that was the reason why little miss carrot top was here." said the old man.
Nami rubbed her chin.
"That all depends…how rich is he?" asked Nami.
The old man and Zoro sweatdropped.
"I'm afraid you might be a bit out of luck in that department." said the old man.
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Local Restaurant…
Ranma gave a sigh of relief as he sat at his usual table.
"If I said 'No' to his request to join him the last ninety nine times he asked what made him think I'd say 'Yes' the hundredth?" asked Ranma.
A blonde waitress with a blue apron walked over to him.
"So what'll it be today?" asked the waitress.
"The usual Pam, I have a feeling I'm going to need it." said Ranma.
"Right then, one all you can eat personal buffet coming up." said Pam.
But before walking away Pam managed to pinch his butt.
"Damnit, Pam! I swear, one of these days I'm going to get you to stop doing that to me!" said Ranma.
Pam smirked as she walked off.
She actually gave up on Ranma a while ago. She looked to him as a friend not that she wouldn't mind being more than that with him.
The only reason why she still pinches him is to get a reaction out of him.
"I swear I'm getting a sore spot from where she keeps pinching me!" said Ranma.
That's all for now. I know it was short but I have some things with this I need to work through. So I'll see you the next time I update.