T'day With Black Hayate!

It was an luminous night. The stars shone with utmost brilliance. The full moon was as a nighttime sun, giving off a faint indigo light that reflected off two moving figures in the darkness. One scurried doggedly across the ground, while the taller one swayed back and forth, with a small bag in her hand, almost dancing in the moon light. It was Riza and Hayate.

Riza couldn't believe how she felt at the moment. Her heart was beating faster than any time before, even faster than when she encountered Scar for the first time. She just couldn't believe it. First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye was in love.

But how am I supposed to tell him? she thought in dismay, He will probably think I am joking or that I'm just a loser . What do you think, Hayate? Riza said as she bent down to pat the happy little dog. Should I just tell him straight up? Hayate began to lick Riza's hand curiously. To Hawkeye, that was an obvious yes. But Hawkeye had doubts. What if he didn't love her? What if his ego would get in the way of his reason (as usual)?

Well Hayate, we will just have to see what happens when we get home! Hawkeye gained a new confidence as she began to stroll in the moonlight in the direction of a complete wreck.

Meanwhile at the (former) Hawkeye Residence

Roy's eyes opened to complete darkness. I know it's night time, but I at least believed I would see something... The sounds of people laughing and dancing around filled Roy's ears. Ready Steady Go by L'ArcEnCiel was blaring away. It...sounded like a party!

Havoc, Kain, and Breda had thrown a party in Hawkeye's . At least 50 state alchemists and military personnel were chatting, dancing, and dining over rubble. Havoc was flirting with some random girl, Breda was playing cards with some of his friends, and Kain was in the corner still, trying desperately to use alchemy to clean the rubble.

I have to clean up the mess! Roy thought in desperation. with all his effort he lifted his upper body from the laying down position, bashing his head on some hollow surface. That was all it took to send him back to sleep. Little did he know that Breda and Havoc had swept his and Armstrong's bodies under the couches.

Maybe we shouldn't have thrown a party at this time... Havoc expressed to Breda after being slapped and utterly rejected by the girl he was trying to get a date from.

Come on Havoc! There is never a bad time for a party! Breda grinned as he showed the group a full house, and grabbed his earnings. We just have to remember to wake up Armstrong and Mustang before Hawkeye gets home, and tell them to fix the house with alchemy!

Meanwhile with Riza and Hayate

A block away from her house, Riza stopped under a streetlight.

Well, I have decided Hayate. Riza's red face shined under the lamp post, making her look like a lighted match. I'm going to ask Roy out on a date the second I get in! She took a small box out of the bag. It was wrapped in a bright red paper. Riza squeezed it close to her chest as she neared the final stretch to her home.

Meanwhile at the (former) Hawkeye Residence

Roy awakens again, to the same darkness and loud music. But this time he makes no attempt to rise from his couch . He waits and listens. If I leave now, I will probably be shot at by Hawkeye. I might as well pretend to be unconscious a little longer, long enough to find a chance to escape .

Meanwhile...as Hawkeye reaches the wreckage...

As Hawkeye reaches her street, she hears loud music and sees a fully lit house...where her is! But there was one difference...it was wrecked!

ROY MUSTANG! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Hawkeye thought as she loaded her special non-lethal gun and ran to her house.

Standing in front of it, Hawkeye was devastated. Half of one whole wall was ripped out, from the up stairs. Burn marks could be seen, even from the outside. Sharp spikes jutted out from all corners of the house. The house itself was even tilted to the left. The loud music shook the already precarious supports. Without another thought, Hawkeye grabbed her lethal, sure-kill gun and loaded it into her left hand, and busted in the door with relative ease.

EVERYONE, OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW! Riza screamed, tears rolling down her cheeks as she fired warning shots with her lethal gun. The crowd ran for their lives. Swiftly, and with extreme rage, Hawkeye emptied her sting gun on Breda, Havoc, and eventually even Kain, so that they didn't run away with the crowd. When everyone left, Hawkeye even shot bullets into the boom box, until it exploded. When silence finally returned, all Hawkeye could do was cry...

Mustang thought under the couch. He struggled to get up, but now realized his arms were tied down. Another attempt to lift his head knocked him unconscious once again.

Hawkeye walked around, surveying the damage. It was much worse than she thought. Dirty dishes piled in the sink. Drink and food was spilled all over. One broken chair, two partially charred couches. Two of Hawkeye's most favorite blouses, shredded to pieces all around the house. Her bed was even burnt to a crisp. The walls were littered with huge ivory spires, which came from the bath tub which was ripped from its place. The whole wall of the hallway was completely missing. The kitchen floor was a battlefield. The floor was one huge wave of rock and dirt that had blasted, with great force, into the wall. There was a huge flaming hole going though the wave, which had went though every wall in the house, and through the fence outside. But to Riza, the worst damage of all was to her heart.

When the surveying was done, Riza came down the steps. Havoc, Kain, and Breda were now awake, and looked up at Hawkeye. Tears formed in her eyes.

Get out now... she murmured.

But it was Mus-GET OUT NOW! Hawkeye screamed, tears running faster down her eyes. Her face was still red, but from crying instead of happiness.

She accepted no money from Breda, Havoc, and Kain. She only begged them to leave between sobs. The three were very dismayed my what had happened. No one had ever seen Riza cry; it was one of the most unlikely things they had ever expected to witness in their lives.

Tomorrow we will be back to fix Lieutenant Hawkeye's home! Havoc yelled to Breda and Kain.

They both yelled as they went their separate ways.

END

AN: Oh wow...I'm not sure if anyone is displeased by that chapter, but i think a few will be. Sorry for the long absence, school and writer's block distracted me from giving you another chapter. There will probably be only one or two chapters, with an extended Authors Note after the last chapter. Please, review with all your might! If you don't, this story might never end...Oh yeah thanks allot for the reviews!

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