This is to my friend Emma who laughed at me and told meto keep writing! She will be reading this soon so let me leave her a messege. HI! EMMA! SEE YOU LATER! COUGHCOUGHSTUPIDCOUGHCOUGH! I don't own twilight!
CHAPTER TWO
Edward: BELLA!
The nasty fairy junk is really sticky and his hands are stuck to Bella's wall.
Alice: OMG! WHERE'S BELLA! I just had a vision--
Edward:--to late.
Alice: Dammit! Why are you still here?
Edward: fairy glue made my hands stick to the wall.
Alice snickers and tears his hands from the wall. There's this huge hole in wall with more fairy junk around it. Alice and Edward stare at the wall for a moment.
Edward: I could have just did that myself!
Alice: Shut it.
Edward: we can't just leave it like that.
Alice points to a pile of posters in the corner of the room.
Alice: Chill, we'll use one of those to cover the wall.
Edward grabs the first one and Alice whistles when she sees it. Its some sort of underwear model poster but Edward tears it up really fast.
Alice:( in a mocking tone ) That's one side of Bella we never knew.
Edward: Oh shut up and grab another one.
Alice: Touchy. This one will be fine.
Edward: What is it?
Alice: Ummmm...I think it's a fish?
Edward: Let me see.
They stare at the poster, which is one of those ones where if you stare at it long enough you'll see the hidden picture.
Edward:( mumbles) unicorn?
Alice: no way it looks like----
Edward: Hello? Bella?
Alice: Right.
They hurriedly slap the poster on the wall .
Edward: Do we even know where Bella is?
Alice: of Course. The place where magic lives.
Gives a little smile.
Edward: Your kidding me? There?
Alice: Yep! We're going to Disney World!
High in Cinderella's castle at Disney World...
Bella: ummmm...can I go now?
King Fairy sitting on Bella's nose: Nope.
Bella: now?
King Fairy: sorry, still no.
Bella: Okay but what if I give you this nice...
Digs in her purse and finds her pepper spray. She closes her eyes and sprays him.
King Fairy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURN!
Bella starts to run but trips and knocks herself out. Bella, Bella, Bella? What are we going to do with you?
Better? Worse? Any segggestions?
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