I don't own twilight. How stupid can you be if you for a minute I own twilight. And if I was Stephanie Meyer I would be faithfully writing Eclipse for us or anything but this. Okay got it. I do not own twilight.

Chapter three:

On their way to Disney land!

Edward: We, the sparkling vampires, are going to the sun shine state?

Alice: We're going to have to. We could just cover our salves completely and we could... we could...hay! Don' t you think you should tell Charlie that Bella isn't going to be around for a while.

Edward: Maybe you should.

Alice: Why me:

Edward: Because I don't want to tell my girlfriends gun holding, licensed to shoot me father that his daughter was carried away by fairies. And Charlie loves you.

Alice: You wuss. It's not like he can hurt you and yes, Charlie treats me like a second daughter.

Edward: His bullet will not wound my body but my soul.

Alice: What? Stop trying to be so deep! you just don't want to be shoot is all.

Edward: Nobody has ever told you Charlie has the hots for you?

Alice: UGH! That is so wrong on so many different levels. You can't know that.

Edward: I can read minds Alice, and Charlie seems to have forgotten that your suppose to be an minor.

Alice looks disgusted . Charlie suddenly walks in and looks around them.

Charlie: Oh hi. Have you seen my daughter?

Edward: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Pushes Alice toward Charlie. Alice shoots Edward an evil look.

Alice: Charlie. can Bella go on a little trip with us? We promise to have her home before school? Please?

Charlie: Are YOU going on this trip?

Alice: um, yeah.

Charlie: That's too bad, Alice. I was really hoping we could have dinner tonight. To, you know, catch up and all that.

Charlie steps forward and rubs Alice's arm from her shoulder to her wrist. Alice wants to die.

Alice: ummm...uh I have to go...to meet Bella...uh so we can go...on that trip thing. Bye.

Alice packs a small bag for Bella in super himan speed and drags Edward out of the house.

Edward: If you marry Charlie and become Bella's mom...then what would that make us?...

Alice: Don't hurt your self thinking about the impossible.

Edward shakes his head sadly.

Edward: Really Alice, What would Jasper say?

Jasper comes running toward them.

Jasper: what would Jasper say about what?

Alice: Oh, nothing. Hay, you wanna go to Disney world? Going to save Bella again.

Jasper's eye twitches.

Japers: Disney world? (twitch)

Alice: yeah. Are you okay?

Jasper: ( Twitch.)

Edward: what's your problem?

Jasper: I always wanted to go to Disney world but Esme never let me.(twitch)

Alice: why?

Jasper: Too many people. (twitch)

Alice: hay, I'm sorry. I'll bring you back Mickey's autograph.

Jasper: Kay

Then he was gone. Alice and Edward quickly packed their bags and boarded a plane for Florida.

In Cinderella's castle at Disney World...

Fairy King: You put pepper spray in my eyes.

Bella: yes. Yes I did.

Fairy King: That's' not cool.

Okay. It's 11:56 at night so I have to turn in. By the way, if you don't review I'll have no choice but to kill Bella or...Edward. Mahahaha mahahahahaha