Hi every one! I'm going to a Tamora Pierce signing!!!!!!!!!!!! yes! I'm making a shirt that says " I got my spy skills from Tamora Pierce. Ooops! Now I have to kill you." and then " Tamora Pierce rocks my socks". I have no time to have written Twilight. Review.
Mickey Mouse: Welcome to Disneyworld!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: ( to Edward) I promised Jasper a picture. ( to Mickey) Hay take a picture with me!
Mickey: Sure, Alice
Alice: Thanks...wait. How do you know my name?
Mickey: You told me?
Alice: Um...no I didn't
Mickey mouse:...uh...uh...uh ( breaks out in a run, vampire speed.)
(Neither Edward nor Alice could catch him. Alice could whispered something to Edward. They pull the classic someone-distract-him-while-the-other-finds-a-Minnie-oustume-and-tackles-him. Random people just cannot run around tackling Mickey. But Minnie...)
Alice: Now for the unmasking!!!!! ( evil laugh)( she does it)
Edward: JACOB BLACK!!!
Alice: Da DA DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: STFU ALICE! Where did you even get that suit?
Alice: ;)
Random kids: Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're hurting Mickey Mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!( little kids begin to swarm them. They have such sticky hands!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD THE HANDS!!!!!!!!!)
Random little girl: they must be punished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward/Jacob/Alice: RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Okay. I'm a witch...DO I HAVE MYSTICAL POWERS?!?!?!?! mahahaMAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fairy King: yeah. Pretty much.
Bella: Whoot!!! Like what? What can I do?
Fairy King: ummmmmmmmm...you can have whatever you want, just by thinking it.
Bella: hmmmmmm...( A naked Edward appears in the room.)
Bella: success!
Edward: Bella! I found you! Wait? Where are my clothes?
Fairy King: ( Mutters) Maybe I shouldn't have told her she could do that, Damn.
Edward: Hay!!! What happened to Alice and Jacob! They were right here with me.
Bella: Jacob!!! Alice!!!!! ( they are suddenly there)
Alice: WOW!!!!!!!!! What happened? I kindda like this Minnie suit!
Jacob: You're alright!!!! We thought maybe they were planning to turn you!!!! How are the Cullens ...uh...not glittering? In the sun...?
Alice: Special stage makeup that covers our skin. We hardly ever do this because it's a pain to apply.
Jacob: oh. SO EDWARD...your wearing makeup right now? ( evil smirk)
Edward:( mumbling) shut up, dog boy.
Sorry if my sense of humor is wack. Review. Any ideas on the whole Bella with magical powers issue? Review. You know you want to. Sorry my chapters are so short. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!