Chapter 6: Bella kindda scares me
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Edward: ( trying to cover himself with a throw pillow and not seceding.) ummmmmmmmm...Bella we should go now . We don't want this makeup to rub off and Charlie will worry if we stay too long.
Bella: You worry too much , Edward! We're in Disney World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's have some fun!!!
Alice: I don't know Bella. We could start to glitter in the middle of the crowd!
Bella: ugh!!!( suddenly Edward and Alice are dressed entirely in black, with no skin showing.)
Edward: YES!!!! Clothes!
Jacob: yes!!! Edward's got clothes!!!!
Edward: growl...
Alice: BELLA I CAN'T BE SEEN IN THSES CLOTHES. YOU PICKED Them OUT DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAKE ME OUT OF THESES UGLY CLOTHES( screams in horror)
Bella:( Changes her outfit and mumbles) they're not that bad...
Alice's new outfit is an ankle length red skirt with a black sweater with lace sleeves that are longer than her fingertips.
Jacob: ummmmmmmmm...Bella? Where did the crazy fairy man go?
Bella: I don't care. His ugliness was getting on my nerves.
Fairy king: your face looks like a banoglo's bloxoe!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: huh?!?!?!?!
Fairy King: yes.
Bella: What the hell!?!?!?!
Fairy King: exactly.
Bella: I don't like you.
Fairy King: well, you can kiss my-
Bella makes the fairy king disappear . Jacob, Edward, and Alice all take a step away from Bella and share worried glances.
Bella: do you all want to be next
They all shake their heads.
Bella: Good. Now, lets hit the park!!!!!!!!!
For the next few hour/days/months/years ( I'm not really sure) Bella tows them all through the park and they begin to have fun. Jacob and Edward aren't talking but they're not clawing each others eyes out, so there's some progress there.
Edward: Hay look! Airbrush tattoos, shall I get one with your name on my back?
Bella: awwwwww. sure and I'll get one with your name.
Jacob: Kill me please!!!
Alice: Quite, she might take you seriously. I think she cracked. Did you see the way she looked at the little mermaid after she said she was hungry for sea food?
There's a problem the minute Edward has his sweater and tee shirt of. Girls begin to stare instantly and they inch closer.
Bella/Jacob/Alice/Edward:...
One incredibly beautiful girl ( but only on the human level) decades to move in on Edward. You stupid stupid girl, you!
Stupid girl: oops!!!
She spills her drink all over Edward's chest.
Stupid girl: here, let me clean you up!!
She pulls up a napkin and begins to dry his chest. The makeup begin to rubs off. Edward grabs her wrists but he's already glittering!!!
Edward: Bella! Do something!!!
Bella: my pleasure!
Stupid girl is gone but surrounding girls are getting closer.
Edward: You can't just make them all disappear, love!!!
Bella: ( mumbles) dammit ( louder) Then what do you want me to do!?
Edward: ANYTHING! Just hurry!
Bella: I DON'T KNow WHAT TO DO!
Edward: JUST DO THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND!!!!!!!!!!
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