-1Chapter 8: Powerless and the Potty Dance
Hehe! I wrote this and the next couple of chapters in Social Studies so I'd like to dedicate this to my social studies teacher who does such a good job at keeping me bored and able concentrate on my writing and not on things like ( scoff) class. I do not own twilight.
Bella: are you angry with me?
Edward: What do you think Bella? Change me back right now! Wait! Don't turn me back! Now we can be together and I don't have to change you! Bella your a genius!!!
He grabs her and kisses her, and hisses her, and kisses her...must go on?
Jacob: okay, okay. Break it up. I still don't like you Cullen.
Alice: ( to Jacob) are you talking to me or him ( to Edward) I can give you a couple of reasons why this is really stupid.
Edward: oh, really? Like what?
Alice: You'll die while the rest of us "live" on
Edward: and?
Alice: you would have to face the volturi (I'm not sure if I spelled that right)in a couple of years.
Edward: Carlisle and Emmit can deal with that.
Alice: ( flustered now) well, Bella would fall on her ass a lot
Edward: she managed 16 years with out me
Alice: okay. You know your not as hot as you were when you were a vampire? hmmmmmmmmm? How about that?
Bella: it's true, Edward. I wasn't going to say anything but I think you might have a zit on your forehead ( poked zit)
Edward: grrrrrrrr...fine turn me back.
Bella: sorry, no can do.
Edward: excuse me?
Bella: Don't you think I've tried already? It was the first thing I did. I think I might've over used my powers.
Edward: oh, great. Now, what?
Alice: ( evil grin) I could always change you the old-fashion way.
Jacob: No ones changing anyone while I'm around.
Edward: I don't plan on spending three days in agonizing pain in Disney world. Thanks but no thanks.
Bella: Don't worry Edward, I can make it up to you.
She runs and comes back with a large snow cone and cotton candy.
Eat!!!!
Edward: no tha-
Bella stuffs cotton candy in his mouth. He chews in wonder and eats the snow cone in under thirty seconds.
Bella: Do you forgive me?
Edward: Will you give me more food?
Bella: sure
Edward: Then I do.
Bella: oh this isn't so bad. We can do regular stuff now like walk in the sun and we'll be more equal!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Yeah, Bella, this can be the beginning of a whole new life for us!!! ( cheesy background music)
5 hours later
Edward: I hate being human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can you stand it?
Bella: oh, your over reacting! what's up with you.
Edward: my nose is all sun burnt, I'm all sweaty and smelly, and I've
tripped almost as many times as you have today.
Bella: HAHAHA! Now you know how I feel!!!! Are you doing the potty dance?
Edward: excuse me?
Bella: it looks like you might have to use the bathroom
Edward: maybe?
Bella: well, go try
Edward: ( sigh) Bella...I don't remember how...
Bella: Jacob will help. Won't you Jacob?
Jacob: no.
Alice: just help him before he pees his pants
Jacob: He's a big boy. He can figure out how everything works.
Edward:( Jumping up and down) I realllllllllllllllllly have to go!!
Jacob:( Mumbles)fine
They enter the men's room and it's twenty minutes before they come out.
Bella: so...? How'd it go?
Alice: Edward you didn't wash your hands did you?
Edward: yeah
Alice:: Liar. VAMPIRES have supper smells remember!
Edward: I don't want to go back in there. I NEVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT BATHROO, AGAIN!!!!
Bella: Okay. You can wash your hands while we buy you some new clothes
Edward: I don't want to go new clothes shopping!!!!!!!!!
Alice: But now your powerless against me!!!!!!!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHA!
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