"Yup…time for a new chapter! Ha! Four in one day…I've got a lot of fans. Oh and before I forget…I'd like to apologize to Moogle for assuming that you where a chick."
"Okay, first letter is from Nina Moore. Nina asks,
"Hey Jackson, what were you thinking while you were in the bathroom alone with Lisa?
What were you thinking when Lisa told you about her rape?
What were you thinking when you had Lisa pinned to the wall in her father's house?
Besides that, I think you are doing a great job. And it takes a lot for me to review a story, or talk show like this."
"Naughty thoughts that a Jackson like me shouldn't be thinking about, the thousands of ways I was taught how to torture some one, and the same thing I was thinking in the bathroom!"
"The next letter is from Moogle. Moogle asks,"
"I couldn't review again because my computer kept freezing up so I had to send it
to you this way. Well, anyway...
You said the word 'mummsy', are you British, or are you just rebuking the
American word 'mommy'.
and
Why did you assume that the anonymous person and I, Moogle, were both
female?"
"No…I'm American…mummsy just seemed to like mummsy more then mommy or mom. And once again, I sincerely apologize for that mistake."
"This letter is from…wow…isn't this awkward. This is from ilovejackson0591. She asks,"
"1: What's your favorite band?
2: Did you really die?
3: Did you have a thing for Lisa?
4: Did you have little fantasies about the bathroom thing (because we all know you
did!)"
"I like Beethoven and Mozart. Wow…am I dead? Yes…people who have hit Rigamortis can host there own talk shows and type back to your letters…some question. Yes…and yes."
"Uh-oh…she's back…Fluffy asks,"
"Here's another question. Remember that time with Shelby and the 'virgin ears'
thing? (inside joke) Well I'm havin a kid too. You gonna babysit for me? Or are
you too busy with... 'other things?' "
"What happened on that day and the words that where exchanged between BayBreeze and I aren't any of the viewers concerns! And no I will not babysit! I have a talk show to host! You're the reason my sanity is packing it's bag and getting ready to leave me!"
"Okay…the last question is from Amanda. She asks,"
"Jackson,
Ok I was reading your idea of a perfect woman and it pretty much describes Lisa,
just wondering about if she wasn't apart of a job what would happen?
and
How come you don't like cheese?"
"You are absolutely right. Maybe we could have dated, got married, settled down and maybe had children, and then grew old together. We would then die happily in our sleep surrounded by our children and many grandchildren. I've got the whole thing planned out. I don't like cheese becauseit taste funny…"
Okay…this time the questions where mostly Lisa based. Maybe she should start her own talk show!
