"I have returned! And you guys are still up when I go to bed! You're crazy, just like this next question which is from…Fluffy."

"Fluffy asks,"

"See? Amanda likes cheese too! In your face Jackson! Yes I'm back. glompage no jutsu and a whiny voice Ne ne Jacko...how come you dun want to watch my baby? Cause I heard you really LOVE the kids. I love kids too... I love to eat them. Not like I'm going to eat MY kids... just yours. Na na na na na! Well then... I know where you sleep."

"I dun wanna watch your baby cause if she's anything like mommy-kins, I might kill myself. And I'm not suicidal! And that 'Wako Jacko' joke wasn't funny. What difference would it make if you ate your baby or some one else's? And I wish I could say the same for you…maybe I'll kidnap you and take you to go get your head fixed!"

"Okay…next question is from Kodu. Kodu asks,"

"Hmm...this seems fun.

Jackson, what was going through your mind when Lisa stabbed you in the neck with that pen?

Do your usual jobs involve stalking the subject for up to 8 weeks? (That just seems like a long time to me...)

What would you do if you had the chance to talk to Lisa again?

What's your favorite color and why?"

"Hmm…at that moment I really, really, REALLY wanted to…heehee…kill her. No…not all the time…but I "had to learn her daily schedule…" My boss sucks. I think I would probably steal her like I said I would. My favorite color is green or blue. Why? I don't know why…"

"This crazy question is from Mohican, who gives me the feeling that I'm being mocked. She asks,"

"What would you do if your son is at home cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

And

Which movie would you rather see, 'Keeping the Faith' or 'Brokeback Mountain'?"

"What the…sleep with a man? Where did the son come from? What the... Do you have an obsession with gay men? I think I'd rather put pins in my eyes…Crazy."

"Moogle is back…and she states,"

"I'm a girl I just wanted to know why you thought I'm a girl, O well here's your cookie and cupcake of forgiveness hands back said items. Sorry about that."

"GAH! I had to change the last chapter three times cause I thought you where a guy! And I only gave you a cookie!"

"Heehee… Ilovejackson is back, and I'm absolutely flattered. She says,"

"Hey I'm back...and I still love you...

1: Yankees or Red Sox?

2: You said you were American...where are you from?

3: And excuse me for thinking you were dead. I've seen weirder things happen, believe me.

"Aww…thank you. Umm…I don't have time for baseball…but I guess for the sake of answering that question, Red Sox. I'm from Washington. Well…I couldn't blame you. I was so convincing I almost fooled myself."

"Queen of Imps asks,"

So, Jackson is it stressful being a manager? I imagine it would be. If it is, I know this great shrink name Dr. Crane who might be willing to help...

"Hmm…very! But I heard that this Crane guy was crazy and that he wears potato sacks on his head. Calls him self "Scare Crow". I don't think I want him to give me therapy sessions…"

"Breezi asks,"

All righty,

First off, how can you say that ballet is below you? Don't you know that it's good for balance and coordination and after Lisa kicked your butt, you probably could have used a little bit more of that...sorry. That may have been uncalled for...anyways...my real question... There are few people out there who think that you're a sociopath (antisocial personality disorder or whatever the PC term happens to be at the moment) and I was just wondering if you thought of yourself that way or not?

I might have been able to use that skill but I have better things to do spin around in a frilly tutu. Actually I have lots of friends…we go out and party every Tuesday."

"Nataly asks,"

"Hi Jackson, do you do party favors? Like what I mean is like if I were to go on a plane and I told you the airplane and time and everything you would even have to track me down would you groggle me too? Throw me up against the wall like you did for Lisa-oh and about the babysitting thing do you have any tips for taking care of them when they have fevers? One more question: why kind of cheese have you tried maybe the kind you tried Wasn't very good? Try Munster you should try different kinds then maybe you'll like it more-well got to go, hope to see you very soon maybe on a flight you never know...

"Heehee…the only person I like to throw up against walls is BayBreeze…and maybe Lisa. What does "groggle" mean? I'm taking care of babies retarded. I've tried lots of cheese…and I just don't like it. I don't know if we would ever meet each other…I don't know if I would throw you up against a wall though..."

"Those where very interesting questions. Sorry once again to Moogle. You just have to make such a "change the chapter 3 times cause I was wrong and then right and then wrong again" point. So maybe I'll just stop assuming...yeah...theres a plan. Keep sending the crazy questions!"