Hi…I'm back…sorry for the delay. I had…work. And there are…quiet a lot of questions that need to be answered. So…with that said the first question is from Kodu.
Q: Green or blue, hm? I ask 'why' because colors have many different meanings. For
example, green is associated with healing, tranquility, and sometimes
inexperience. Also, different shades mean different things. Dark green is greed,
jealousy, ambition; whereas a lighter green stands more for peace.
Blue, on the other hand, symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence,
intelligence, faith, truth, and heaven. Light blue is health, understanding,
softness. Dark blue is knowledge, power, seriousness, and integrity.
I would consider your personality of a Dark Blue nature.
(I got these color meanings from Color Wheel Pro, btw)
Okay, on to the questions...
If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
What do you like better: Guitar, piano, or cello?
If Lisa's life was in danger, and the only way to save her would be to turn
yourself in to the authorities, would you?
Thanks Jackson,
Kodu
A: Hm…I personally think colors are colors. Actually I do play an instrument, the violin. I prefer both the guitar and piano. Hmm… turn myself in to save Lisa…stay out of jail…save Lisa…don't save Lisa…save…don't save…hmmm…sure.
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The next question is from…man you have a weird name…P'tfami
Q: If its all the same, how about J.R? your name happens to be quite a
mouthful...btw, I prefer "Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption". Good
book, good film.
So J.R,
This honest streak you possess must be quite stressful at times for an
assassin manager like yourself.
How do you manage to separate the white lies from the big whoppers in your
career? Ever been tempted to commit the latter? Would you ever go for Confession
if you did?
A: Ah…do what you want…can really do anything about it over the internet anyways. How do you guys know I'm lying or not about being honest…and it is quite stressful and it gets me into trouble. I don't know if I would go to Confession if I did.
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Ah…it's loyal reader Moogle from Cyrodiil again.
Q: What does it take to make you pissed( other than fluffy and that thing about
your brother bob)?
and, What's 'mummsy' like?
A: Well actually…BayBreeze told me that if I wanted to continue walking…I had to be nice to Fluffy… Hmm…Mummsy…Mummsy made really good pizza…and she always color coordinated my closet and dresser…and she was really bad and dishing out punishments…I miss Mummsy…
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Barbie was blonde…but she did have a brunette friend…brunette-barbie14 asks.
Q: JACKSON! You don't like brunettes? lol It's okay I still love you...and of
course POTC is amazing!
Did you go see the second movie?
Do you even go to the movies?
Do you go by yourself?
Do you think blind people could go to the movies?
Cause they can still hear! They just can't...see.
A:Nonononononono…I didn't say that…I was just wondering cause I swore that Barbie was blonde…I've got brown hair too anyways. Yes. Yes. Yes. Then what's the point if you can't see the cool Kraken thing?
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You've got some weird questions Akazato.
Q: Ello Jackson. I always thought you had a thing for groggling people but it's not
true then? I'm disappointed. Anyway,
1. What's your favorite kind of music?
2. Are you a fan of AFI?
3. Would you ever wear black eyeliner?
4. Would you ever wear pink?
5. Would you ever wear girl jeans?
6. Why do you dislike variations of your name so much? I think Rippie is really
cute :)
A: I probably listen to everything but Rap…cause I can't understand anything they sing about. They're okay…I like Prelude 12/21 and The Last Kiss. Yes. Once…and it didn't look good on me…and it never will. No…they just happened to be really tight and uncomfortable guy jeans. Cause Jackson was the name that Mummsy gave me. If she wanted my name to be Jack, Jackie, J.R, Jay, Jackie-poo, or Rippie…then that's what my birth certificate would have said…and I don't need a pet name…but I'll tell you what I told that other girl. There isn't much I can do about it over the internet…
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SmarterThanYou…no I'm pretty sure I'm smarterer than you…
Q: Your going to be seeing me often hehe
1. Speakin of the pen, how's the leg? It must have hurt like hell to have a heel
crammed in your leg.
2. What made you take the job and
3. What were your thoughts on seeing Lisa for the first time and up close?
A: I am? How's that? Yeah…my leg is fine…now. See…but I'm over it now…just a shoe…just my leg…I have two of them. Hmm…curiosity and it pays well. Lisa this Lisa that…LisaLisaLisaLisaLISA! Hmm…well…following her around for eight weeks made me realize something…she's got a pretty boring life…but…hmm…NEXT QUESTION!
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J-Bird wants to know.
Q: I do care about your well-being, yes. May I have a cookie for caring?
onto my questions...
Do you know Lisa's whereabouts? Have you tried contacting her since the
"incident"? Can you touch the tip of your nose (or your elbow) with your tongue?
A: Uh…I guess…here…have a…cookie? Yes. No. Yes actually I can lick my elbow and stick my tongue up my nose…
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Nataly asks.
Q: Dear Jackson,
I don't think Lisa broke your phone she's probably using it right now...
Anyhow...after you got your throat fixed and everything else did you ever think
about going to the hospital but for fixing your head?
Dr. Crane can help you with that ;)
When you said in the previous chapter: "Maybe we could have dated, got married,
settled down and maybe had children, and then grew old together. We would then
die happily in our sleep surrounded by our children and many grandchildren"
Did you mean that you would keep Lisa as your little toy then help Lisa die
happily in her sleep or what? Because I'm sure you wouldn't be the one to
die...and by the way I do find you attractive. You are a chick magnet! ;)got to go talk to you later.
A:0.o you are very strange. Hope she isn't making any long distant phone calls. MY HEAD DOESN'T NEED FIXING! Le sigh…no. No. And we "grew old together and died HAPPILY in our sleep." Why thank you…I know I'm hot…I hear it a lot but I didn't think I had so many fans.
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Your questions aren't really…that normal either Wolf Jade.
Q: Wow blinks Some really strange questions...Anyway, my turn malicious smile
1. Aren't you a manager not an assassin? Or are you both?
2. Could you kill my sister? She called you a fluffball or was it a kitten and
yes she's like 19.
3. What's your drink of choice?
4. Do you ever wear casual clothes? Suits must be really annoying if you wear
them day after day.
5. Did you really kill your parents? I could totally understand that.
Have a great life!
A: Oh no…I'm a manager…but I've also killed people…but I don't think I was paid for that. No…I don't wanna kill your sister. Heehee…Vodka. I have casual clothes…but when I go to work…I like to…dress for success. No…I was just kidding…you guys take everything to seriously… Um…thanks…I'll try.
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JackSparrowIsLove asks.
Q: Hey Jackson!
What's up? So...have you ever seen the movie "From Hell" with that sexy beast
Johnny Depp in it? If you haven't you should watch it. It's about Jack the
Ripper, and guess who plays Jack the Ripper. The guy that played Bilbo in Lord
of the Rings. Ha-ha.
Another question...Est-ce que tu aimes faire nager? Moi? Oui. J'adore nager et
dormir. Et toi?
Check out my amazing French skills
A:Nope. Um…I'm I supposed to agree with you on the sexy beast comment? WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT! Cool…if only I could read it…
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Hello again arrgil. Let's see what you have to say today.
Q: yeah, I know I'm annoying, but:
What's your favorite band?
Movie?
Food?
Do you have a pet?
How's your mom? (Depending in circumstances of course)
I think I might understand you! Your job must be frustrating, so we can't
really blame you for snapping under the pressure when some chick messes up a job
that's going smoothly.
Sorry for annoying you! Best of luck doing what you do! bye
A:Hmm…I like Matchbox Twenty, Panic Channel, Oasis, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Theory of a Deadman, Savage Garden, and there are more…I'm just to lazy to type it all. I like the Matrix movies. I like bagels with butter and strawberry jelly. Yes…I've got a cat. His name is Lestat. He's sitting in my lap watching me type. He says hi. Mummsy is in the hospital…she has cancer. I'm over it I swear! You aren't annoying! I like answering your questions.
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AishiteruX3 asks.
Yes well I meant more in detail as in did they just come up to you randomly or
did you do something to catch their eye?
A:I was a very scary kid in high school and I slashed this kid up pretty good after school with a scalpel I stole from the science room. They asked me if I wanted a job. They would give me $1,600 if I killed this guy. I did and it went on from there.
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It's Fluffy again...save me some one please...
Q: -ebil glare of doom- I hate you too, Wacko Jacko, the evil assassin WHO EATS
BABIES! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU! -smifle- WA I'm getting all moody
again... comes with the territory I guess. Well here's my question, and yes I
actually have a question this time. -ahem- Do you, or will you ever, have pets?
And if you do, and it's not a cat, I shall kill you with a spork. -sticks tongue
out- Meanie face. I hope you get divorced then die from all your spelling
errors. Good bye.
A: 0.o Riiiiight.
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Waffu…heehee that's a funny name…Waffu. Well anyways…Waffu asks.
Q: Wow this is awesome!
Okay my questions, ahem.
1. Were you a loser when you were a kid?
2. If you could go back in time, would you change a thing? What would it be?
3. Have it ever crossed your mind that you hope you're the one who raped Lisa at
the parking lot instead of an ugly pervert?
A: No…I was that guy no one liked cause he was weird. I think I'd try to prevent Lisa's rape. 0.o No…rape is below me.
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Ilovepetewentz1 asks.
Q: Dear Jackson,
Do you have any serious feelings for Lisa?
If so, how do you really feel about her?
From
ilovepetewentz1
A: Yes…I love her.
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Kitcatlady asks.
Q: if an asthmatic African swallow leaves London at 3pm traveling west at 9.5
meters per second, and an invincible 3 legged platypus boards a train leaving
Thailand at 6pm, which one will achieve self-actualization and enlightenment
first?
A:If you left for the mental institution at 7:00 a.m. how long do you think it would take them to fix your head?
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Ginger zip asks.
Q: 1)Is Jack Rippner your real name, and if not, why choose it?
2)Did you fall for anyone on the Red eye flight (the stewardesses, that slutty
woman, LISA?)
3)Why do you look so much like the Scarecrow in Batman Begins?
A: No…my real name is Jack-son Rippner. Oh I so totally had the hots for the slutty blonde lady…ha-ha no I kidding. Your question is answered in one of the previous questions. We look so much alike because we're brothers.
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GhostMonkey asks.
Q: Where you in the marching band during your high school years?
Do you watch NCIS?
What would you do if you were stuck on a roller coaster ALONE with Lisa?
Do you like Anime or manga?
Heehee keep the good work!
A: No…I didn't do marching band but I did bring my violin to school and play during lunch for my high school girlfriend. Mehehehheh… Hmm…Anime…cause you don't have to read it. Oh yeah and no I don't watch NCIS.
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Ix3jeff uhhhh states.
Q: this is very original. Heehee.
A: Um…thanks? I think…
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And with that final question that brings this chapter to a close…finally. The next chapter with sadly be the last so be sure to ask any questions you have left. And there are no line thingys casue fanfiction is being stupid and it won't show them...