Ha-ha! I decided to continue Ask Me Anything. Sorry for the LONG delay, I had more work. So, with that said, onto the questions.
Some one help me please. Fluffy is back,
Q: ... you didn't answer my question. Oh where are my manners? YOU'RE BACK! glomp
Heh. I don't know why I just did that. I had a b-day party at CEC's today. It was cool... this dude had sharpened teeth like the headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow. It was creepy... anyway, yesh. As before, answer my previous question and: What is your favorite book? ALSO: What movie would you watch over and over again?
A: If you would have read the previous chapter, you would know that I do have a pet. His name is Lestat, so I guess you can't kill me with a spork because he happens to be a cat. My favorite book? I happen to like Carrie and Salem's Lot, by Stephen King. As for my favorite movie, I like to watch Matchstick Men.
Hello InvadingAngel, let's see what you have to say,
Q:
Jackson, I just want to start by saying I'm a huge fan of your work. That assassination off the coast of Cuba in '99 was beautiful! And here are my questions:
1) Do you like Zombie movies?
2) Have you ever seen 28 days later? And what did you think?
3) Are you at all creeped out by some of the fanfictions that people write about you?
Once again I must say I love you! (But not in a creepy fallow you for eight weeks sort of way)
A: Um, thanks? (When was I in Cuba in '99?) Sure, zombie movies are okay, but not my favorite. I have not seen 28 Days Later, but I bet it's a zombie movie, isn't it? No, I'm not really bothered by the fanfictions people write about me. What really bothers me is cleaning Lestat's litter box. That's gross. Um, I guess that's fine, for you to love me. Other people do.
More from InvadingAngel,
Q: (I didn't realize the next chapter would be the last. Now I have to cram in more questions!)
1) Are those contacts?
2) Have you ever shaved your head? Don't you think you would look rugged with a shaved head?
3) Was Lisa the first one to defeat you?
4) Since you lived, (clearly) were you arrested? Did you escape?
5) Are you still working as a manager now?
6) Are you in hiding only communicating to the outside world with these questions?
7) Do you want a sandwich?
A: No, these are the eyes I was born with. I've never shaved my head. Quite frankly, I enjoy my hair. Yes she was the first to defeat me. I was not arrested, and quite obviously I escaped. Yes, in a sense. No, why do I need to hide? I'm so sly; the cops won't even find me. I'm always one step ahead on them. Sure, sandwiches are great.
Why is the jell-o attacking, Attackofthejello?
Q: Hi Jackson...Rippie heheheh um yeah my questions...
1. Do you like fruit loops?
2. What would you do if Lisa got married to some guy, had three kids, and then...she DIED?
3. Do you like blondes? (Not that I am blonde...but that's beside the point)
4. Are you Irish?
5. Did you know Lisa's eyes are blue?
6. Would you ever date a girl who looked like Lisa (curly brown hair except with green eyes like everybody says she has), was smarter than her (and u ha-ha), and this girl HADN'T stabbed you with a pen and her heels?
7. If you were stranded on a deserted island which object would you take?
A) A lamp shade
B) A lamppost
C) A pet rock named Fabio (which you happened to steal from me)
8. Have you ever compared yourself to Jack the Ripper...cause you both kill people?
And my sister wants to know:
If you have any stuffed animals and if you do, do you talk to them?
Thanksya Jacko-llama...l8r
A: Making up weird pet names for me is uncalled for. Yes, I like Fruit Loops. Um, I would be sad. No, I don't, at least not after the incident with the blonde on the plane. No, I'm not Irish. No, Lisa's eyes are hazel; she's 5' 5", has auburn colored hair, and she doesn't like sushi. No, I would want to date Lisa. I think I would take the lamp post, just so I could whack you in the head with it. No. No. Bye crazy.
Still more from Attackofthejello,
Q: HAHAHAHA! I'm back JACKO-LLAMA!! LLAMAS RULE!! So do monkeys...never mind.
I forgot some questions and since this is your last chapter I can't put them in later so I'm just putting them under chapter um...7, I think?
Anyway questions...
1. Do you like llamas?
2. What would you do if that creepy blonde lady from the plane started stalking you?
3. Do you like Matchbook Romance and Three Days Grace? They're bands...
4. Have you ever eaten an alligator?
5. You should seriously go see Dr. Crane for therapy. He's a good shrink. And have you ever met my good friend Cillian Murphy? He's a nice guy and can help you get into show biz...
Another thing my sister was wondering:
Have you ever worn a bikini?
Later Jack-o-LANTERN!!
Ohh...that's a good one...
sticks out tongue heheheheh, I know I'm annoying.
A: Not anymore, after you made up that pet name. I think I would skin her alive and feed her flesh to my cat. No, but I'll give them a try. No. I DON'T NEED THERAPY! No. No. Yes you are.
Stop, please, I'm begging you.
AttackoftheJELL-Hey JackSON! Hahaha! I came up with two new awesome nicknames;
CrackerJack and SmackerJack!! Anyways, I've got more questions that I remembered
I needed to ask you before you quit doing the whole fan-mail thing…so I've gotta post them under another chapter…yeah. I know I'm annoying, but whatever, so here are my questions…
1. Have you ever considered being a lumberJACK?
2. Have you ever been attacked or had an encounter with a vicious, rabid
Chihuahua?
3. When stalking Lisa, were you ever a peeping tom?
4. Other than being rejected by Lisa, what's your worst fear and why?
5. What's your favorite weapon?
6. Does 'mummsy' know what you do for a living?
7. What would you do if you were a piece of broccoli?
8. Do you watch Sponge bob?
9. You know how you have an earring hole in your left ear…do you ever wear and earring in it? And have you ever considered getting a purple mohawk?
Thanks soo much my CrackerJack! Muah! Lol, just kidding, but the Wacko Jacko thing is seriously funny…same with Jacky Wacky…or Wacky Jacky!! YAY!! Bye!
A: NOT FUNNY! No. shifty eyes NEXT QUESTION! Hm, my worst fear and why… probably answering your questions because they're weird. My knife. No, and I hope she never does. It would break her heart. Eat myself so you can't ask me any more questions. Maybe. Not since high school. No. No it isn't.
Hello ninavs lets see what you have to say,
Q: So...Jackson,
Do you really think you and Leese could have a future together...like a family with 4 kids and a dog?!?!?!
If "yes"...Even with your job?!?!?!?!
If she asked you to quit and start in a new (and legal) job...what would you do?
Ps: I love you! )
A: Sure, if she'll have me. Sure. I might consider quitting. Thanks, lots of people do.
Sparrowed wants to know,
Q: What up, yo. I have the questions; you have the answers, right?
1. Have you used any weapons besides a gun and a knife? Supposedly a sword, mace, frozen pizza...
2. Do YOU think Lisa has the same feelings towards you?
3. What movie series/trilogy is better? Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kill Bill, Harry Potter, The Godfather or Star Wars?
4. Is Lisa different from other girls you've encountered? Or stalked...and is that why you love her?
5. What did you want to be when you were a young boy? As in, a pirate, a soldier, a fireman LOL...
6. Even though you're a grown man, do you watch The Simpsons?
Answer these questions or I'll suffer my squirrelly wrath!
A: Yes I have, and once I did use frozen pizza. My dad got home and long story short, I grabbed the pizza we were going to have for dinner and knocked him upside the head with it. It was kinda funny. I would really hope so, but if not, I would understand. LORD OF THE RINGS! Perhaps. We may never know. Actually, I wanted to be a figure skater, and I was for a little bit. Mummsy was so proud. Heck yes!
YAY! Someone who isn't nuts! It's SmaterThanYou,
Q: LAST QUESTIONS
1. Do you ever read fanfiction about yourself and Lisa as a couple?
2. You looked pretty pissed when that blonde woman wouldn't leave you alone. On a scale of 1-10, how mad were you?
3. If you could redo the whole bathroom scene in any way you want to, how would you do it?
4. Are you ever going to go back and find Lisa? If you do, post what happened :)
5. Would you go out to your nearest mall in a bat costume screaming "E!! E!!" while scaring people just to make Lisa laugh?
That last one, my cousin wanted me to ask. Anyways, I think you should do some more Q & A! Anyways, bye!
A: Yes I do. It makes me so happy that you guys care. Only on a scale of 1-10? 100,000. That information is confidential. If I told you, I would have to gut you like a fish. I'll be sure to do that. Scaring people and making Lisa laugh?! Of course!
Devious Mistress would like to ask one question,
Q: One question as to my curiosity:
Have you ever found yourself in a situation with Lisa were you could finish the job because of un-noticeable feelings or attractions to the person, if you had to kill the person, would you?
A: I don't know, perhaps, but I would have to encounter the situation.
These questions are from waffu,
Q: Hey again Jackson! I have soo many questions to ask you and it makes me sad that you are refusing to get any more fanmails lol! Okay QUESTIONS!
1. Who is Mummsy?
2. Have you seen the movie Red Eye? What was your reaction?
3. Why'd you lost your touch on Lisa? I mean, honestly man... you are lacking of skills! Why chose a freaking knife instead of a gun? And when you caught Lisa with a field hockey stick why didn't you head butt her so she could fell asleep?
But I still love you though :D
4. Do you think Cillian Murphy is a good actor? Do you like him?
5. If I pay you, would you assassinate the person I wanted to be assassinated?
6. What's your religion or beliefs? Do you believe in God or were you an atheist?
7. Do you have a high school girlfriend? Who is she? How many girlfriends you've had anyway?
8. Is Rachel McAdams hot or not?
9. Do you hate me because I said you are lacking of skills?
10. Do you love the movie Breakfast On Pluto so much it makes you wanna jump and cry?
That's all...well bye then! I will surely going to miss you! Update us with your life! Lmfao!
A: Um, Mummsy is my mom. I bore an uncanny resemblance to what happened on the plane. I can't shot for cheese. Um, she might have smacked me in the face really hard if I got that close. He's okay. Yeah, that's what I do. Atheist. I had one. Her name was Joy. I've only had 3. She's fine, I guess. No. No. Will do, waffu.
Hello once again Ginger Zip,
Q: Another few questions, mainly about that brother.
1) You think that he's a loony, right? What does he think of you? What do you think of YOURSELF?
2) Without lying, did any of that stuff in 'A Twisted Kind of Brotherhood' really happen? Be honest, even the brotherly love stuff...
A: Of course I think he's nuts, I'm his older brother by 24 minutes. He thinks I'm crazy too. Everyone does. I think that I may need a little, just a little, medical attention. I haven't read that fanfiction, but I have a lot of brotherly love for Jonny.
NoSleepTonight asks,
Q: Hey Jackson! So I read that you don't like cheese, do you at least like it on crackers? What is your real name? And if Jackson IS your real name why would you tell that to Lisa? Huh! Huh?! Is your real name Bob? Maybe. How about Frank!? Do you have a dolly? Cause if you do...HAHA. Oh did you know IMA NINJA!? And, how is it that you got on the plane before Lisa when you walked the opposite direction of the plane while talking on the phone? Are you a ninja too?
A: Only on Ritz and it has to be cheddar cheese wiz. Jackson Jonathan Rippner. I don't lie, so why lie about my real name? No. That's cool, I guess. I walk fast. No.
Nataly asks,
Q: Hey there Jackson!,
Will we be hearing anything of Dr. Crane soon? I hope so. I would really like to talk to him; can you possibly get him his own talk show? And why do you think I'm weird? That's just plain mean!, you know that? Please be nicer ;) please please please!
Okay moving on to the questions
1. So say-Lisa had a baby (the father unknown) and for some reason or another she wanted you to take care of the baby would you? (Of course I KNOW she wouldn't trust the poor little baby with a killer). Would you do it for her sake since you love her THAT much? I know you aren't too good with kids-but guess what?!? I am a kid-still! Lol
2. Do you notice you also look like Jim-from the movie 28 days later-gosh are you all brothers or something?
3. Did you know you eyes are scary?-their like this transparent blue or whatever. SCARY (though most of my questions are scary as well...)
4. Do you ever plan on having kids with Lisa-since you said you wanted some in the last paragraph or so, because no offense or anything Jackson but your not too good with kids, or little children--perhaps you need to take a class about "being a father" or something like that.
5. I just figured out why you don't like being called "Jack" interesting...so you must be a peeping Tom eh? For all the women…before you kill them...
Anyhow...
6. Um you know when you said RAPE is like way below you? Fyi when ya'll were in the bathroom--yeah that was like a forced scene. Get over it-rape is so not below you (lol)
Well that's all my questions...But Jackson I am going to miss you so much! Like seriously. I love picking on you! But I'm going to miss you! hugs Jackson can I hug you? love you a lots Jack! –nat-
A: If you want me to be nice to you then you have to be nice to me and you aren't being VERY NICE! Yes I would. I haven't seen that movie. Most people think my eyes are nice. There you go again with the meanness. Right, okay, whatever you say. AGAIN WITH THE MEAN!
These questions are from JohnnynotSid,
Q: 1. Vampire Chronicles or Mayfair Witches?
2. Do you play the Sims and if you do, tell us about some of them?
3. Have you ever looked in the mirror and kissed your reflection?
4. Fall Out Boy or My Chemical Romance?
5. What do you think of Frank Zappa and him naming his kids Ahmett, Diva, Dweazil, and Moon Unit?
6. Favorite David Bowie role/alter ego?
7. Who is your favorite actor?
8. Do you watch House and if you do, what is your favorite episode and character?
9. If we put your iPod on shuffle, what would be the most embarrassing song that popped up?
10. Courtney Love or Patti Smith?
A: Vampire Chronicles. I don't play the Sims. Yes. My Chemical Romance. I think he's nuts to name his kids that. Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Christian Bale. I don't watch House. How Much is That Doggy in the Window by Doris Day. Who?
These last questions are from Sybl Angelkat,
Q: rolls in the floor laughing God, this made my day. It was pretty funny. gets up and hugs author and Jackson.
I just found this story or I would have been asking more questions.
looks at Jackson, smiling evilly.
Okay, here are my questions:
Jackson:
1. Do you ever read all of these fanfictions about you and Lisa? What is your opinion on them?
2. Would you come after me if I wrote one? locks the door to her dorm room nervously
3. What do you think of all of the psychological disorders that people are diagnosing you with? What happened to all of them?
4. Are your eyes naturally that color? If so, wow...
5. What should I do if someone tries to throw me down the stairs? I don't own any sharp high heels or hockey sticks...
kisses Jackson on the mouth and runs out of the room squealing like an idiot
A: Some and I like most of them. Yes, come after you and give you a thank you card. I think that people shouldn't diagnose me with any disorders unless they're my therapist. Yes, they are. girly lash batting Just let them do it and then find a gun under a dresser and shoot whoever threw you. spit spit cough hack. Gee…thanks.
Well folks, there you have it. I finally updated. Now send me more questions, so I can answer them. God, I'm going to bed.
XOXO,
Jackson