Chapter 3: America here I come!

Daisuke would've gotten grounded (or worse) for a month, but since he was moving to America, he wasn't.

It took about 1 hour to get Dark to pay attention anough to listen (apparently he had a few problems with paying attention, besides dyslexia. All they could do to get him to pay attention is pay him).

"chotto, motte o kudasai." Said Dark, obviously confused.

"I said, that since you know english as well as I do, you are being forced to come with me." Daisuke said.

"o…k… I guess. But one thing…" Said Dark.

"what is it, Dark."

"uh…"

"what is it? Tell me already!" Daisuke already knew what it was, but he wanted to have dark say it to embarrass him.

"I… uh.."

"what is it Dark?" now the whole family wanted to know.

"come on, Dark, what are ya? Chicken? Ba- bak-bak-baaak!" Daisuke was trying to hide the fact that he missed Dark before.

"no. its just that…."

"Dai-chan, obviously you Know, so tell mom, please, sweetie?" Emiko asked.

"but I want Dark to tell. Mom." Daisuke said like a little kid trying to get his older brother to share.

"TELL US NOW DAISUKE!"

"ok. ok. already. Mom, Dad, Granddad, there's one problem with Dark going to America, and being in school with me. He cant read or write English."

"ya, I can. Who says that I cant?" Dark said defiantly.

" alright then, prove it.," Daisuke said, he held up a piece of writing that said 'cat', "what's that spell?"

"uh…well…does it really matter?" he said.

"ya, it does, I bet you twenty-five dollars that you cant read English. Prove me wrong, or do you not event know the alphabet?"

"can I just have the twenty-five dollars to prove that I don't know the alphabet in English? I would really like money."

"I'll give you fifty dollars, in American money, if you Dark, 'the great phantom thief' can recite the alphabet."

"I cant. There I said it. Now gimmee, gimmee." Said Dark, eager to get the fifty dollars. Daisuke gave it to him disappointed. He wanted to have Dark struggle, or give up and still not say it so he got to keep the fifty dollars.

"ok. now. Daisuke go give Dark those new pairs of jeans, and shirts I got you that were a little to big on you so he can change and not draw attention to himself. Oh. And dye his hair red."

"Hai!"

"what, why dye my hair? My hair is fine!" Dark said confused, he liked having purple hair, he had it since he was alive.

"we only have to dye your hair until we reach America. Trust me , you'll be fine."

"But…but…" Dark began,

"no but's, if's, or anything else that you could use on me as an excuse."

"so… no what's?"

"stop beating around the bush, Dark."

"now go get changed and tell me if the jeans fit."

"but…"

"GO! We have to leave in a half an hour! So, HAIYAKU! HAIYAKU!"

"ok. ok. I'm going." Said Dark. As he walked/half ran, With tackled him in the back of the knee. Biting, clinging on tight. Causing Dark to trip on the top stair falling on Daisuke, who said, "what the hell was that for?" He was right on top of Daisuke now. Making it hard for Daisuke to breath. "do… you… mind… getting off of me?" Daisuke asked his face turning as red as his hair. "yes… i… mind… I know that you missed me. So… how are you, and why are you being so quiet?" "because you are crushing me!" Daisuke said as loud as he could. "aww, but I thought you liked me…" Dark said in a false disappointed way. "I liked you when you weren't on top of me!" Daisuke said, trying to punch and kick Dark, but he was restraining him. The best that he could do was head but him. "OOWWW! Itte! Itte-tte-tte…" Dark said, as he immediately rolled off of Daisuke and put his hand to his forehead and noticed blood. "Kuso… blood. You made me bleed Daisuke. You are so-" he was gonna say dead meat, but their mom yelled to say that they had five minutes left. They both said, "mattsu!" and ran off to get ready.

"pants!" Dark yelled. "pants!" Daisuke yelled back. "shirt!" "what color besides black, blue, red, yellow, green, orange, purple, brown, or tan?" Daisuke asked, those were the colors that he wanted to wear. "uh, what colors are left?" "white." Daisuke said triumphantly.

"Fine. White then!" he yelled a little disappointed not to wear black, because that's what Daisuke was wearing. "oh, and really baggy sweatshirt. My wings grew since you saw me last. I cant hide them by magic any more." He said as he was cutting two holes in the shirt for his wings, and putting on the sweatshirt Daisuke gave him. "hey, Dark, how big are your wings now?" Daisuke asked while going down the stairs. He tripped over With, who was in one of Dark's shoes. He fell down the stairs and landed a face-plant in With's litter box, which wasn't too used, but he got a mouth full of litter just as Dark came down, "Hey baka, 'sup? Oh. By the way, my wings are twenty feet now. Last time they were six-teen feet like yours still are now." "ppppsssffff! Eww. Litter. How did you know that my wings are six-teen feet?" Daisuke asked as he was about to throw up. "your mom, eww. Daisuke what did you eat? Your puke looks like With's litter… oh… ya, right. Good luck with getting the taste of litter puke out of your mouth."

"BOYS! WE GOTTA LEAVE. NOW!"

"HAI!"

sorry i got so lazy on the italics thing for Daisuke. so he's just gonna be in normal now. so enjoy. OR ELSE