Chapter 7: A Weekend off.
Arigoto gozaimasu shita! for reading I hope you liked it! Beware Dark fans (I'm a major one. my mom says when I'm 18 i can get purple hair.) Dark has a major hangover. but he does get better but its kinda funny so don't hate me. I worked hard on this...so enjoy! 0,o -.-'
bold- Dark
regular- Daisuke
italics- In heads
It was Wednesday when he blacked out. It was Saterday morning when Dark woke up.
He opened his eyes inocently unfocused. Daisuke was at the desk. Reading his school book. It said something that he couldn't make out. He wasn't sure if it was because it was in English or because he was still a little drunk. After all, he has a low tollerance level. AND he drank 6 bottles of beer.
Daisuke noticed that Dark was watching him, so he turned to look at Dark. Daisuke was wearing a white shirt, a big sweatshirt, white long pants, and white shoes. His hair was as messy as always. But since he moved to america, he had been growing it out to about an inch below his hears. Dark kept his the same.
"Hey Dark." Daisuke said inocently.
Dark said nothing but blinked a relply.
"I see that you're awake. You slept for three days strait."
"Whatdido...?" his words were sort of hard to make out. One: he was half asleep. Two: he was still drunk.
"You kissed me... Baka."
"WasIgood...Atit?" He was already feeling sick to his stomach.
"If I wasn't a Homo, I'd like it." Daisuke looked at Dark, concerned. Usually he wasn't concerned about him. Actually, he would usually hit Dark if he was drunk. But they were supposed to steal new clothes from J.C. Penny today. And Dark looked like he wasn't going to be up to it.
"Dark? You okay? You look like you're gonna be sick to your stomach. Okay... Gross!" Dark sat up leaned over, and Reched. Then collapsed on the bed. Yah, I know what some of you are asking were? Right? Right near Daisuke's feet.
"MOOOOOMMMMM!" Daisuke yelled, as he jumped up, and glided backwards away from the mess.
"WHAT DO YOU WAAANNN'TT????!!!!" she was in the bathroom, doing her hair.
"DARK!"
"WHAT'D HE DOOO?"
"HE VOMITED!"
"I'M COMMING!!! I'M COMMING ALREADY!!!" She ran into the room with a towel around her, with a mop, and a bucket.
"Did Dark wake up yet?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?!!!"
"Sorry" She said as she finished cleaning up. "Maybe you should wake him up so he can get coordinated all over again."
"m-kay."
Their mom left, and Daisuke walked over and punched Dark in the stomach.
"Owwwww..."
"Finally, you're awake. Now get up and see if you can walk. If you can't keep your wings in, then I'll give you a jacket." He helped Dark up, off the bed, and to stand. He was wavering back and forth a little but he could stand for a little before Daisuke had to hold him up. He was still wearing the old clothes he was when he was at the party, so Daisuke used magic to change his clothes. (Privacy included).
Dark was wearing a black T-shirt, and old ripped black jeans. They were ripped at the heel, front and back of both knees, and the back left pocket.
"Now, Dark, Try to walk." He let go of Dark, and stepped back to the closet, coaxing him to come to him. Dark shook his head no. He began to flap his wings a little for ballance.
"Come on, s-s-ss-soi,s-s-soi" He wistled like Dark was a dog.
Dark took a step, almost fell, and leaned on the desk. He shook his head again.
"Please? I'll...Uh... Buy you your favorite kind of manga in japanese." Dark took two more steps, and spread his feet for more balance. He was almost there when he fell, hit his right wing on the corner of the dresser, and slid down in pain. Trust me, even if you don't have wings ( which i might. i won't tell ) that hurts. A LOT
"rrrgghh..." He tried to get back up, but couldn't, he was to weak. He flapped his wings angrily. he hit the closet door, and knocked over the chair at the desk.
"Would-tss- you like-tss-help?" Daisuke couldn't help but laugh at the phantom theif. I mean, if you saw a phantom theif that is suppossed to be coordinated, and he or she can't stand up, you would laugh too while helping them (it's not that pretty, but it is funny).
Dark nodded. Daisuke grabbed Dark's arms, and pulled him up. Since Dark had a slightly different avian DNA make up, he was about one hundred two pounds for six foot seven. That's really light, if you didn't know.
"I'll help you downstairs so we can get you breakfast. Can you keep your wings in?" Daisuke was laughing in his head. (he knew that Dark couldn't tell, that's why he was doing it.). Dark nodded
"Show me then." Dark tried, but could not succeed. The best he could do is fold them half way, so each was about five feet long.
"Okay... Well I could put one of my jackets on you to keep your wings against your body, then I could put your sweatshirt on you so they couldn't tell." Dark nodded.
Daisuke got one of his old jackets that he used to wear, and put it around Dark and zipped it up to it was constricting his wings. Next, he put on the over sized sweatshirt.
"Okay, now Dark. Hey. HEY! Stay with me. Now, I'm gonna help you get downstairs. Okay?"
"Yaaahhhh." Daisuke got him to the bottom of the stairs befor letting go, and seeing Dark trip, He grabed his shoulders, and supported him.
"Mom? Dad? Can I get some help getting him to the couch before our sisters wake up?"
"Sure." The Dad walked over, and grabbed him, and walked him over to he couch, and gave him a water bottle, and a peice of toast.
"Uh...Dad? I Don't think that he should eat. He threw up this morning."
"Okay." He took the peice of toast away, and apologized.
Daisuke sat down next to him. They both heard their oldest sister walk down the stairs. Hio. She was wearing her pajamas. It was a black tank top with chains for the straps, and black sweatpants. Daisuke turned to say goodmoring but she cut him off when she saw Dark. With purple hair.
"WOW! OMG! How did you get your hair to be that color?"
"I...Undyedit..."
"Why are you talking like that?" Konnani said.
"That's none of your business." Daisuke said teasingly.
"Haayooo!" Tawnya said to say hello.
Dark just ignored her.
"Ha-yooooooo." She said impatiantly.
"Oh...Hayo." Dark tried to sound like he wasn't dazed.
Daisuke...I'mdizzy... Dark managed to say to Daisuke in his head.
You look dizzy. would you like to go back upstairs with our sister's hear?
U-huh...
okay... if they ask...try to scare them.
mkay..letsgo...
Daisuke got up, and pulled Dark up. He wavered a bit, and leaned on Daisuke. Dark was getting better at walking, but not perfect. They walked to the stairs, their sisters followed.
"MOM! Get our sisters away from us!" They backed off when Dark drew a knife, and threw it over tawnya's head with perfect aim. They ran to the couch and hid right next to it.
It took about five minutes to get up there. Dark kept tripping, and almost blacking out. Daisuke kept having to hit him.
"Dark. Da-ark. Dark. DARK! Hello? Earth to Dark to you read?"
"no...idon't...'md-zzzy..." Dark fainted, as soon as he got to the bed.
"Okay... HEY MOM? DARK FAINTED! AND I WAS GONNA GO OUT WITH HIM TONIGHT! AND IT"S ALREADY FOUR OCLOCK! HELP ME WAKE HIM UP!"
"KAY! I'm comming." She just had finished talking to the younger girls about not bothering Dark when Daisuke called. She ran upstairs, Her daughters close behind.
"Oh. Do you think that if we left him alone, that he would be okay?" Konnani asked, very concerned. She has a very quiet voice. Quietly disterbing.
"The more he sleeps, when he wakes up, the less coordinated he is. And we were going out to get clothes tonight." Dai looked dissapointed.
"Well...? What are you waiting for? wake him up!" Hio said. She was a goth hybrid, she didn't have much sympathy in her dark, depressed soul.
"Okay. OKAY already. Now go away. Please" And they did.
It took a long time to get Dark concious.
"Dark! You're awake! finally! now let me put a spell on you so you are coordinated."
"No. I'm fine. let's just go already."
"Can you fly?"
"Let's find out." With that, he got up, walked over to the desk underneath the window. He pulled the desk about a foot or two from the window. He pulled open the windo, noticed that he couldn't fit through it fast anough to glide out, so he took out both the panes of glass, and screens.
"You go out first. Just encase I can't flap my wings anough to fly at two stories high." His walk was good. his coordination was good. But... His eyes were a little unfocussed.
"Okay. But first take your sweatshirt off... Okay next, give your wings a half rotational flap...Okay. I'm going." He took off his sweatshirt and crouched on top of the desk. Poised to take the leap. He lunged. He spread his wings, turned around, and hovered. Waiting for Dark to come out. He lept through, and spread his wings as fast as he could. The best he could do was glide.
Please help.
M-kay.
Daisuke swooped down, pressed into Dark's back. Both of his thumbs pressed into the middle of his lower wing muscel. His pointer finger and middle finger pushed into his shoulder blades. He squeazed, and Dark's wings went down. He let go and his wings went up. He kept doing this until they were over the J.C. Penny store then he let go to see if Dark could do it himself. wich he could.
"There it is. I hope this will be quick. I feel like I'm fading fast." As he decended, Daisuke followed.
As they landed on the cieling, lay made a rough landing. Dark tripped over the air vent, and did a face plant in the cement.
"Ha! I thought you could land! Oh well. Hey, you ready?"
"Yeah. I'm ready. Have you gained any weight?" He walked over and kicked the top off. He walked over to Daisuke and dragged him over to it. "Why...?"
"Are you claustrophobic?"
"No. Why...?"
"In ya' go."
"Wha-!" Dark pushed him down into the air vent.
He fell for about two minutes. He caught himself at the last second. He landed on his feet in the middle of the 'youth boys' section.
Come on. You picked the right air vent. so hurry up!
"Hi. You miss me?"
"EEEEEEKKK! God, DARK! WHAT THE-" Dark covered his mouth.
"Hey, baka, quiet. Do you want to set off the alarms?"
"m-m."
"Good." He let go as soon as Daisuke was red in the face. He sucked in air like a vacuum. "So... Let's begin."
Dark walked over to the 'jeans' area. He picked out a pair of black baggy jeans with lots of holes. I like these. what size does this say: 1-6?
Ju roku. How long are they on you? I know that's your size, but they're probably to short.
Yeah. You're right. I'll have to buy the next size up in everything. Bummer.
Daisuke walked over to a couple of shirts
(I'm gonna let you decide what happened PLEASE DONT HATE ME FOR THIS! PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE)
It was about one O'clock in the morning when they got back. Daisuke had to carry Dark back to the house. He blacked out from exhaustion. Daisuke landed roughly. He looked into the window and saw that all the lights were off, and that everyone was asleep.
He opened the door, and dragged Dark in. He decided that he wanted the bed to himself. So, he put Dark on the couch. He walked upstairs, and collapsed on the bed. He fell into a deep, peacefull sleep. That is, until the alarm clock wrang. He'd forgot to turn it off for the rest of the weekend. So, he decided to get up, and get dressed.
As he went downstairs he noticed that Dark was to long for the couch. He had his head on the far arm, and his feet up on the other arm. He decided that he'd been nice anough to Dark lately. So, he was going to get some 'pain' back.
He walked over to Dark. He punched Dark. Who, was sound asleep, woke up, doubled over, and fell off the couch as he screamed, "KISSAMA! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!!!"
"Good morning, sunshine."
"I hate you."
"Is that how you say 'thanks for helping me', Dark?"
Dark got up shakely. "Sure. let's go with that. Oh, by the way..." Dark walked over to Daisuke and kicked him in the back of the knee. Who, fell over. Dark pinned him on his back, by flipping him over. He leaned over and said, "This is how I say thanks..." He pulled out duck tape, and rope (from some were I'm sure. Probably benieth the couch. Is that how you spell 'B NEETH'?), and tied him up. He slung him over his shoulder, and carried him up the stairs.
LET ME GO!
Say you're sorry.
NO!
Fine then. Have fun in the closet with the litter box. Don't worry, I'll tell whom ever asks were you are, uh...werer you are. By-
NO DARK WAIT! I'm SORRY!
Okay.
Uh. aren't you gonna let me go?
Eh. Sure. Why not. He untied Daisuke, and helped him up. Daisuke walked over to the dresser, and picked out two sweatshirts. Dark walked over to the closet and picked out black sweatpants with lots of pockets, and a shirt with a skull on the front, and his name in japanese on the back. (for all of you who don't know what Dark name's is in japanese, its 暗い. ) Daisuke was already wearing basketball sweatpants, and a red long sleeved shirt.
They put thier wings in, and put on their sweatshirts. They walked over to their sisters door, and looked in. On the bed there were their three sister on the bed. Hio was on the far left, Konnani on the far right, and Tawnya in the middle. Dark took out his new phone that he orderd from the Azumo mall, and took a picture.
Hey, wanna give a little wake up call from horror ville to are sisters for the fun of it?
Sure it couldn't hurt. What are you gonna do?
I'll show you. Dark took out a white mask and a chainsaw from the closet.
And that's for...What agian?
Whatch. Dark walked into the room with the chainsaw in his right hand, knife in his left, and the mask over his face. He walked over to their bed, and put the Chainsaw at Konnani's throat. "Whatever you do...Don't...Wake...Up." He said in a truelly terrifying voice. Konnani opened her eye's to the sound of the chain saw, and screamed. She kicked the chainsaw out of Dark's hand. "The nightmare's not over yet, my precious. You move, you die." Daisuke was wondering how he made that voice. Dark put the knife blade against his other arm. He slit it across slowely, watching Konnani go pale at the sight of blood. She flinched. Dark put the knife in his good hand, and stabbed the bed right next to her. She fainted, and they heard their mom run up the stairs.
Run for it!
You don't need to tell me! They ran out of the room and into their own. Dark jumped on the bed and took out a manga book. Daisuke took out a school book, a pencil, and paper, and started to write. Dark hid the maske and chainsaw under the bed. His cut was bleeding alot. He put a feather on it and it healed. The trouble is though, he can only do that a few times, It takes a lot of energy. Trust me.
Their mom ran into her daughter's room. She saw her oldest up and awake, her youngest holding onto Hio,crying. And Konnani, in her opinion, stabbed. She walked over slowely, she looked at Konnani, and let out a sigh of relief. -no she isn't dead, she just fainted next to a b-bloody knife- she thought to herself.
"BOYS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTERS?! IF YOU DID THIS, YOU'RE TOAST!
BURNT TOAST!"
Burnt toast? ooo, I'm sooo scared of being cooked bread.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
Daisuke, say something
Me?! I'm bad at lying!
Good time to practice.
Wait! what? I Can't lie!
Good time to practice. It's all yours, my friend.
"I Didn't do it! It WAS ALL DARK'S FAULT!"
"What? Fine proove it, what happened to our sisters?"
"SHE ALMOST GOT STABBED WITH A BLOODY KNIFE!"
"Well. Were do you see blood on me?" She looked him over, and saw his ripped sleeve covered in blood. She scowled.
"Well...Besides this." He motioned to his arm.. She glared at him. He flinched. She walked over, and grabbed him by the hood. She motioned Daisuke to come. He stood up, and followed the mother and Dark, who was being half strangled.
They walked into their sisters' room. They were all in bed, huddled together cowering at the sight of the knife.
"Dark, say you're sorry."
"Why should I? Just because a bloody knife got stabbbed next to your daughters, doesn't mean that I have to apologize."
"APOLOGIZE NOW! Or," She took a breath, paused then swung a kick at the back of Dark's knees, forcing him to the ground. "Or, we could see whats underneith, that sweatshirt." She started to pull at Darks sweatshirt.
Dark twisted towards her. Making her hit the wall next to the door, inturn, making her let go. He lept back, pulled Dai with him, and went into their room, and barricaded the door.
"That was close."
"Yah. But shhhhh."
I'm hungry
Yah. Me too. Hey, aren't you getting off topic?
No. But until 'mom' isn't angry, maybe we should stay here, or go into the woods and play 'air catch'
air catch? what's that?
you have a football, baseball, or even a frizzbee, and you play catch in the air. I thought you were smart, Daisuke, wouldn't the name give it away? AIR CATCH
hey, i think i hear our mom's car, go look.
You're closer to the window, you look. Besides I'm going to bed.
She's gone. go check if our sisters are too.
"Dark. Hey, Dark. HEY! DARK! WAKE UP!" Daisuke walked over to punch him.
"I'm already awake. I just didn't want to talk. But before you can hit me, let me check if our sisters are here." Dark got up, took away the barricade, and walked over to their sister's room. He opened the door. It was empty. So, he went downstairs, and looked around. No one.
No one's here. I'm closing the shades, and then it'll be safe to let our wings out and stuff around the house.
Kay. Dai took off his sweatshirt, and stretched his wings. Dark did the same, then walked over to the fridge. He looked around at the things that he couldn't read, and got frustrated. So, he took out an apple. He wasn't sure what kind of apple, but it was an apple all the same. He walked over to the T.V. and turned it on. He guessed that the numbers were in order, so he guessed the number of the Sci-fi channel. He guessed correct. And lucky him, his favorite American show was on: The X Files. The only problem was that this was the first one. He'd already seen this one like three times. So, he turned it off, and walked upstairs.
Daisuke was reading something Dark couldn't make out.
"Nan desu ka?"
"A note."
"What's it say?"
"It says: Dear Dighskae, you have a test on friday. I got a note from your teacher. She said that you should study for your final exams. Since you got to the college at the end of the year. P.S., Konnani is having a sleepover on friday. One of her friends, is interested in reporting on the latest news from Japan, so be careful. P.S.S., This is from Hio, she says that she will feast on your, uh, soal at the time of reconing. love you, mom. Mom spelled my name wrong."
"Ha-ha."
"She didn't even mention you, baka."
"Hey, want an apple?"
"Don't get me distracted. Besides, i don't trust you with food, from the last incodent." Dark threw it at his head. It hit with a 'smack!' and broke all over his hair.
"Great. Just GREAT, Dark. Now i have to take a shower. I'll be in the bathroom."
"Don't take three hours this time. Remember what Emiko said? I can't be trusted ALONE."
"Pa-lease! You just don't want to be bored! Fine, I'll only take...No. I'll take as long as I want to!" With that he slamed the bathroom door, and locked it behind him.
As soon as Dark heard the shower start, he walked into their room, and took out Dai's pre-test. He took out a feather, and brushed every single word. It immidiatly turned into japanese. "Finally! I figured out how to do that!" He quickly filled out the answers in his best 'Dai' handwriting. Here's what he answerd
Name: Daisuke Niwa Date: I don't date yet. But my brother does. But he's a pervert.
1. What are the four main types of matter? Girls, hot girls, beach going girls, and uh... fan girls.
2. Name the eight planets: for one thing, there are nine planets, second of all, they're not my children. and third, still, I can name them after girl's i've dated. so let's see...Rika, Risu, Riku, Risa, Mizuki, Miyuki, Renni, Chihiro, Kiiruku. Kiiruku was my favorite. And my first. We went to school together way, wa-a-ay back. She's gonna come visit me in america in about a month. She dresses like a guy, so then it looks like I'm gay, but believe me, i'm NOT. Sometimes she steals my clothes, and cuts her hair too look like mine. It's funny. She's soo hot. But when she dresses like a guy, man does she look like a man. She could even immitate a man's voice. Its cool. She does it better than some guys i know.
3. What was Isaac Newton's first law? Wow! I didn't know he was part of the law! I wonder what kind. No. Wait, wasn't he a nerd? Maybe he was an investigator like creepy boy Satoshi. Yah, yah, nerds need to be important too.
4. What is the element name for Au? Why are you asking me?
Just then, he heard Daisuke come out of the bathroom. He took out a feather, and dusted all of it back to normal. And in PEN. This left him tired (using magic is hard), so he decided to sleep. Plus, this would make him look innocent. He fell asleep instantly.
Daisuke walked in, and noticed that the pre-test had writing on it. In PEN. He also noticed that all the answers were incorrect.
"DARK!"
No answer
"DAAAAARRKKK!"
Yet again, no answer.
So, he walked over and punched him.
"KISSAMA! What...oww...Was THAT FOR?!"
"Did you write on my paper?" Dai's voice was smooth and creepy/
"No. Do I know english?"
Dai walked over and grabbed Dark by the collar. Choking him slightly. But, that was the point.
"I KNOW you did this. TELL ME NOW!" He tightend his grip. Pulling upwards, untill Dark was kneeling on the bed.
I turned it...to Japanese and answered the questions. Then I turned it back to English. You can let go now. Pleeeeese? Your towel is slipping.
Daisuke let go. Dark fell to the ground. "Oh GOD! Are you looking? You are such a pervert! I'm gunna get dressed back in the bathroom. Dai grabbed his clothes, and went back into the bathroom and locked the door.
When he came out, he was wearing a black T-shirt with lots of words (that Dark couldn't read) on it, black kaki (i don't know how to spell sometimes sorry.) shorts, and his wings out in the open.
"You look kinda cute. Dai-chan. But those pants look like girls' pants though."
"Shut your dirty mouth, Dark."
Hey, i think our mom is home. do you wanna go play air catch, now?
No. Hey, when's your friend uh...Kiiruku coming to see you?
The day after my birthday.
Which is...?
A week from now. On Friday the thirteenth. I was born on the twelveth. She was born on the thirteenth, she's one year older than me.
As in three hundred five? or twenty five?
Three hundred five. She's about...Uh... Well, she's about in the middle of both our hights, and she's my size in pants, shoes. So when she comes, she's gunna dress like us. The law knows about her as a girl theif. She never changes her hair color, just her 'gender' so the law doesn't recognize her-
What are you trying to say?
When she comes, call her Haru, and call 'her' a 'he'. Got it? She get's very angry some times. That's when the pain comes.
Their mom entered the door, with her three daughters.
Dark quickly put on his sweatshirt, and Daisuke did the same. They both went downstairs.
"Daisuke, nanji desu ka?"
"Rokuji desu."
"Wat dat mean?" Tawnya asked. Then she made this horrible slurping sound that made Dark flinch, and Daisuke feel queezy.
"What time is it, and six O'clock."
"Oh. Gwess whatt?"
"What?" Daisuke didn't want to know.
" I gwat bwacez!" She smiled a huge smile, and then drool came out of her mouth and onto the floor near their feet. Dark turned around, and fled up the stairs. As he got to the top, he screamed, "You're discusting! GOD! Do you have to drool?!" then he slammed the door to his room behind him.
"What color are your braces, Tawnya-chan?"
"Pink-shlllllllllshhhl." She drooled again.
"Uh-huh... Well, I'll be upstairs. By!" He ran up the stairs, and pounded on their door. "DAARK! OPEN UP!"
"I'm kinda busy. Maybe later!" Dai heard him say something, he was probably on the phone.
About two hours later, Dark got off the phone, walked over to the door, and opened it up to find Daisuke asleep, from boredom. He leaned over, and pinched Dai's nose. He woke up immidiatly. He jumped up, and tackled Dark to the ground.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ON THE PHONE?!"
"I was talking to Haru. Could you please get off of me?"
Why?
Your knee is in an uncomfortable place.
Too bad.
Please get off of me? Now?
No.
Fine. Dark lifted up one leg and swung it into Dai's back, inbetween his wings. Dai collapsed on top of Dark. Dark rolled over on top of Daisuke, and restrained him. Daisuke Headbutted Dark, but much, much harder than the last time. Dark rolled off of him, and he got up quickly, ready for a fight.
Dark got up, and pushed Dai's head to the wall as hard as he could, then he kneed him in the crotch.
"See how that feels, then get back to me on that when your voice is back to normal." Dark walked casually down the stairs, as Daisuke was on the floor in pain.
When Dark got downstairs, he noticed that the rest of the family had already eaten dinner, and was now watching spongebob.
He walked over to the couch, and sat down near their mom. She noticed that he was bleeding. "Dark, what happened to your head?!"
"Daisuke headbutted me. I'm fine, don't worry."
"Were's Daisuke? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!"
"Nothing much, just a little payback. He'll be over it soon."
"What do you mean, He'll get over it soon?" She got up and walked over to the stairs. "Daisuke! Are you okay?"
"Yeah..." Dark walked up the stairs. "Hey, how's the champion of the fight doing?" Dai got up, and pushed Dark out of the way so he could get down the stairs, and away from him.
Dark went over to the bed, lied down on it, and fell asleep.
When Dai finished dinner, he walked upstairs and into their room, to find Dark taking up the whole bed. He walked over to the bed, and tried to push Dark over to his side. It didn't work. His wing was in the way. He folded his wings, and rolled him over to the side of the bed near the wall. Daisuke climbed into bed, and fell asleep. Getting ready for The week ahead of them.