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A IS FOR ADD

B is For Bologna (Baloney?)

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I'm SO SORRYYYYYY! I haven't updated in awhile! I had things to do, and I couldn't get off my lazy ass to write the chapter. Forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Roy: You'd BETTER be sorry! Making me,,.I mean US wait like that! Yeah. I don't give a rat's ass about this story! Abandon it for all we care! .:is shot by the few people who actually like this story:.

Aryn: FEW? I bet many people like it!

Me: Well, no one reviews so I don't think anyone likes it.

Brandi: REVIEW PEOPLE! Pweeeeeezeeee!

Chelle: On with the story!!!!

Me: When did you get here?

Chelle: .:evil grin:. Wouldn't you like to know?

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"I…I…I've done it! I've done it! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I actually did it!" Yelled a very happy Alphonse Elric.

"Did what, Al?" Asked his brother Ed.

"I BOUGHT THE ENTIRE EBAY CORPORATION!" Yelled Al. (See Bucket O' Parodies chapter 2)

"…"

"EDWARD! I'm still waiting for my pocketwatch!"

"SHUT IT Mustang! It's still somewhere in my internal organs! Just be patient!"

"I still don't understand how I'm the Flame Alchemist without my watch." He tried snapping his fingers but all that came out was one of those little flags in the old looney tunes shows that says 'Bang.'

"NOOOOOO! I'VE BECOME A MORTALLLLLL! PH34R M333333333!" (YAY! Nerd talk! It says "phear Meeeeee" If you didn't understand XD)

Meanwhile while a bunch of military officers that popped out of God knows where were laughing at this, Ed realized something. 'OMG!' he thought. 'I'm an Anime character! That means I can pull stuff out of nowhere!' So he reached behind his back and sure enough, pulled a bologna (Baloney?) sandwich out of freaking nowhere and started eating it.

"Ed, where did you get that?" Asked Havoc smoking 18,3473,347,346,8y8s3.hubbabubba,472.0183 cigarettes at once.

"I pulled it out of nowhere."

"COOL! I want to pull out…WRATH!" Shouted Havoc. He reached behind his back and pulled out Wrath.

"LEMME GO YOU BASTARD!"

"COOL! I got a Wrath!" As Havoc started to do…things…to Wrath, King Bradley cam crashing through the ceiling.

"YAHHHHHH! Look in the sky! It's SUPER KENSHIN!!!!!" Shouted Bradley as he came through the air dressed like kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin. He zoomed down and snatched away Al and Ed's bologna (baloney?) sandwich.

"OH NO HE DI'INT!" Ed shouted at Bradley.

Al heard this and was overjoyed that his brother was coming to rescue him. Until…

"OH NO YOU DI'INT TAKE AWAY MY BOLOGNA (Baloney?) SANDWICH! I'LL MAKE YOU PAAAAAYYYYYY!"

Everyone sweatdropped and Al started crying. 'My Brother cares more about a slice of processed lunch meat than he cares about me!' he thought/whined to himself.

And because I'm running out of stuff to put in this chapter, here comes Ling and Hughes!!!!! Ling and Hughes blasted into the room 'cuz Sloth had fired them out of a cannon. (YAY cannons!)

"OHHHHH! My bologna (baloney?) has a first name! It's O-s-c-a-r My baloney has a last name! It's M-a-y-e-r! I love to eat it nigh and day and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER® HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!" (B-A-L-O-N-E-Y?)

But to everyone's dismay (YAY fancy word!) They sang again…

"I wish I was an Oscar Mayer® Weiner! That is what I truly want to be! 'Cuz if I was an Oscar Mayer® Weiner, Everyone would be in love with me!"

"OMG! ED JUST PUKED UP MY POCKETWATCH!" Screamed Roy suddenly. It turns out Rose had snuck up and kissed him and the nastiness of her made him vomit. Ewww…And this author is out of Ideas…so yah…ROLL CREDITS!

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Brandi: Roy, I don't think you want your watch back though…

Roy: Yeah…

Aryn: That was one weird chapter! BUT U UPDATED! YAAAAAY! But I really wanna do this… .:Puts on Kenshin outfit:. It's a Bird! It's a plane! NO! It's SUPER KENSHIN!!!!! Teho

Chelle: You're turning into Shelby..

Me: Ok, new rule. I will not update unless I get at least 5 reviews for this chapter. Because I think that a review says that you like the story enough to take 2 minutes out of your time to review. Of u don't review then I think u don't like the story. And a review IS NOT something that says 'Cool. Update soon.' I am asking for a complete sentence or 2? Or more? Please? Is it that hard?

Well, UNTIL NEXT CHAPPIE, MA PEEPZ!