Roy: Uhhhhhh….yeahhhh…..PH34R M3!
QUACK EXPERIMENTAL FANFICTION PRESENTS:
A IS FOR ADD
C Is For Chinchilla
Me: .:Hacks up lung:.
Brandi: Yeah, Mar has been kinda sickly…We've counted that she has approximately 4 internal organs left in her body.
Aryn: So while Mar sorts out her organs, here is chapter 3! WHEEE!
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Me: That was fun to type. Can u read it? If you can read what it says, U get a shout-out next chappie! I'm gonna come up with creative ways to do disclaimers from now on! Oh and this is the real chapter 3. Hehe. APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHA! Sorry for all you angst lovers. I think I'm gonna get killed soon. That was a sick joke. Sorry.
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It was Christmas time. The time of love and joy, and joyness, and giving, and all that crap we don't care about! But Ed was delighted with his present this year. For one thing, he got a break from scraping Black Hayate off of the ceiling. But he also got the most wonderful present any little boy could have…0o…oops…
We interrupt this message to say that since Edward is mauling the author, we have just posted this to waste time seeing as this is a fanfic and nothing can actually be seen. Haha guys.Haha.
"OMFG! I got a chinchilla! A chinchilla! I'm going to love it, and squezze it and call him Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! I will now squeeze him until his eyes pop out!" So Ed proceeded to squeeze the living daylights outta Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart until his little eyes bugged out of his head. But of course, what would this story be without:
"IT'S SUPER KENSHIN!" But Bradley didn't get a chance to finish because Winry shot him down with her cat launcher.
So Ed thought he would take Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart out for a walk. But never let Ed take stuff out for a walk. He was walking down the street dragging Wolfgang along behind him. Yes, dragging. But then a Rotweiler saw him and started to run after Wolfgang which made Ed run and run and run, still dragging the poor chinchilla behind him.
While he was skipping along with (dragging) Wolfgang, he began singing the opening lines to Excel Saga.
"ACROSS! ACROSS! ACROSS! ACROSS!" etc…
Then he got to the Hughes' house. When Maes opened the door, Ed held up (what remained of) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. "Look what I got for Christmas, Hughes!"
"Um, Ed, who sent you a lump of fur and indescribable sticky stuff?" said Hughes looking at the rather messed up chinchilla.
"Whaddya mean? It's a chinchilla! His name is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart!" Ed was apparently oblivious to his pet's slight deformency problem. Well, aren't they all?
"Um, Ed? Why don't you let me take care of Wolfgang here while you go and do…stuff…"
"OK! Take good care of him Hughes! I don't want him getting hurt or anything!"
"Right, Ed." So with that, Maes took the poor abused animal into his house. And boy did it look grateful.
1 week later…
"HUGHEEEEEES! I'm here to pick up Wolfgang!" ed said bursting through the door. But there was no one home.
'I wonder why?' Ed thought in a tone very much like Excel's from Excel saga. So Ed ventured up to their room hoping to find Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart up there somewhere.
"WOLFGANG! I'M HERE FOR YOU MY WITTLE (Damn, I typed Wittle again didn't I?) BALL OF FLUFFY-WUFFY CUTENESS!" Screamed the little Alchemist, which made that yell totally disproportional to his size. (Oh yeah, 5-syllable word, baby!)
"Ed! What the hell are you doing here? It's effing 1:43 in the morning! Can't you come…oh, say…in 11 hours?"
"NOPE! I WANTED TO SEE MY WITTLE (Damn) WOLFANG AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! AND BESIDES, I'M ON THE CAFFIENE PATCH! EACH PATCH IS EQUIVALENT TO 122 CUPS OF COFFEE!" (The caffeine Patch! Now available at your local caffeine patch store! While supplies lasts! Call toll-free at 555-666-7777!)
"Why are you screaming?"
"BECAUSE EXCEL IS MY ROLE MODEL AND I'M WEARING 1,344,382 CAFFIENE PATCHES WHICH IS EQUAL TO 164,014,604 (thank you calculators!) CUPS OF COFEE! SO GIMME WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART!"
so Hughes went to get said chinchilla who had made one of those weird anime recoveries and was not messed up anymore. And you could've sworn that when it saw Ed again, you could hear a chinchilla jumping off of a 20 story building.
And somewhere on the other side of town, Envy was torturing Wrath but 2 girls, one with a glowing pink sword, and the other with a ninja at her side, came and mauled his gay ass. So ha ha Envy. Ha ha
Me: ok yeah. I love chinchillas, really. I do. But I had to. And the caffeine patch was not my idea either so yeah. It's from a movie.
Peggy: hi! I'm a new muse! I WAS IN THE STORY!
Aryn: So, Mar, you're replacing us?
Brandi: le gasp! Le gasp, by the way was Mar's invention.
Me: NO! I ain't replacing you guys! Why would I want to get rid of you? .:hides chainsaw:.
Peggy: Here's the list.
Aryn: you made a list?!
Brandi: Oi…
Me: Ehhh…welllllll….BYE! .:runs like hell:.
Roy: Does anyone care about me?
Me, Aryn, Peggy, Brandi, and the rest of the world: NO!
JK! We love you roy! .:huggles:;
WOW, my authors notes are getting long…
REVIEW OR DIEEEEEEEE! And sorry about the mean April Fool's joke. I hope I didn't lose too many readers.