Last time on Doctor Who: The Big Crossover Fic!
"Hello Colonel."
Now:
"Doctor, Jack, and Gabriella, meet Colonel John Sheppard," said Mitchell. "Sheppard, meet the Doctor, Jack Harkness, and Gabriella Montez."
"Why aren't you in Atlantis? And where's your team?" asked Daniel.
"Well, we all went to Earth to get a new ZPM and Ronan and Teyla wanted to see Earth, so McKay took them around," Sheppy said.
"And you?" asked Teal'c.
"I wanted to say hi to some of my friends. And apperantly, meet some new ones."
"Hi," said Gabriella as she shook his hand. She thought he was cute. She was thinking Troy? Who's Troy?
"Captain Jack Harkness, leader of Torchwood," said Jack as he waved at Sheppy.
"Wait, Torchwood? You're the leader of Torchwood. As in the Torchwood in Cardiff? The Torchwood?" said Sam, very suprised. She had detected some anaomlies in Cardiff, so she had the people at Area 51 research it and they found the word "Torchwood".
"Yes, the one and only Torchwood!" said Jack.
"Wow! I've heard so much about it! Well, not that much, because it's supposed to be a secret organization, but still...wow!" then Sam hugged Jack.
"I can tell you much, much more. We are above the police and the united nations, and--"
"Ok Jack, you can show off later. We came to this planet to get some chili, and dammit I want my chili!" yelled Gabriella.
"Gabby, is it your time of the month?" asked the Doctor.
"Yes!" then she started to cry.
"Do you want some Midol? I use it all the time and it helps," said Sam as she handed over the box of Midol.
"Well, it doesn't help all the time. Hey Sam, remember that time on P6X-846 when you were having your period and you got so mad you--"
"Daniel don't go there!" said Sam. "Unless you want to be subjected to 400 volts of electricity produced by my zat gun."
"Shutting up."
"Thanks," said Gabriella taking one of the pills. "Can we get some chili now?"
"Chili sounds good to me," said Sheppy. Then they all walked back to the chili restaurant. Suddenly, they heard a scream.
"HELP ME!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!" yelled the voice.
"We've gotta go help him!" said Gabriella.
"But, I wanted my chili!" said the Doctor.
"Well, then I'm going alone!" then she ran off into the forest.
"GABRIELLA!!" yelled the Doctor, but she was already too far away to hear, or she just wasn't listening. Either way, she kept running until she came to a man with a device on his hand and another man on the ground.
"Now, for the last time, tell me what I want to know, and I'll spare your life. Where is the Sangraal??" asked the man with the device.
"I...don't...know!" said the guy on the ground.
"Very well then." Then the hand device started and the man on the ground screamed in pain.
"STOP!! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!" yelled Gabriella, who would have otherwise gone unnoticed.
"And who are you, young lady?" asked the guy with the hand device. He had a very deep voice and his eyes glowed.
"Gabriella Montez, and you are?"
"Lord Ba'al. What are you doing here?" Ba'al asked. The guy on the ground had escaped.
"It's a long story."
"I have time."
"Well, you probably want to sit down. This could be a while." They both sat on a nearby log. "So, it was the final performance of my school's musical and while I was singing Breaking Free with this really hot guy Troy, I spotted this guy standing near the door. Then I went outside to go home, and this Dalek tryed to kill me and these guys named the Doctor and Jack saved me. Then I went off with them in the TARDIS and we came here because Jack wanted some chili and we met these people in a group called 'SG1' and they showed me the Stargate, then this guy name John Sheppard came through the gate and we were going to get some chili and then I heard this guy screaming and I went to see what happened and now I'm here!"
"Wait, you're saying that SG1 is on this planet?" he said to Gabriella.
"Yes. Wait, before when you were hurting that guy-who's now gone. Sorry about that-you were talking about this 'Sangraal', what is that?"
"It is an Ancient device that can kill all the Ori in the universe-- and why am I telling you this? I should be trying to find SG1. The Sangraal is probably here, because why else would they be here, right?" he looked at Gabriella.
"Ummmm...right! So, let's go! They're that way!" she said pointing to the way she came.
"No, I'm going, you're staying here with my jaffa," Ba'al said while pointing to the men in metal uniforms standing near the trees.
"Oh crap," she said. Then Ba'al laughed and left her there and went off to find his enemies.
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