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Every Whore Goes To Jail
--still falling from cliff jump—
Roy: So, exactly how long is this fall?
Brandi: dunno.
Aryn: Hey Mar, did you hear about Paris Hilton?
Me: yeah.
Aryn: You should write a chapter on that!
Me: You're right! –pulls out laptop and starts typing- Whore goes to jail after driving without a license…
Peggy: How did you do that? We're falling through mid air and you pull a laptop outta nowhere!
Me: It's fanfiction. You can do that sort of stuff.
Rei: cool! Lemme try! –pulls out hammer—COOL! –proceeds to beat the shit out of Roy.
Roy: OWWWW!
Ayumi: WHEEEE! Falling from the cliff of doooom!
Me: well, time to start typing! –pulls out cheesy poofs and types while falling—
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Paris Hilton was really drunk. And she was driving because she lacks brain cells let alone a brain to hold them. So she got her license taken away. But then she drove without a license so the cops found her and took her to jail. So she had to give up all her rich prostitute clothes to wear prison clothes. HAHA BITCH! So she is now in Jail. (This is actually very true by the way.)
Edward Elric put down the newspaper he was reading. He was glad that she was finally put away. But was slightly confused as to how she was put in jail because he killed her last chapter. But he brushed the thought away. He was currently trying to scrape Hayate off the pound's ceiling because he would be sued if he didn't.
Suddenly, Envy popped in and decided to dance to Michael Jackson music. Peggy, who was right behind him, ran him over with a bulldozer.
But what was going on in Mustang's office was a different story. Adam Sandler had just ran passed his office and he was sending all his offers to find him. They finally found him, but he hijacked a plane to Canada. When he got there, Aryn decided to cut down a tree for Christmas (Ignoring the fact that Christmas is 8 months away) and it fell on him so he died. Poor Adam.
Ling was just hired as a police officer. And was given the job of locking up all whores. So far he had Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, and many others that I don't have time to name right now. So he was just patrolling the streets when along came Noa. She was put into a cell with Frankenstein who turned her into a zombie so she couldn't be a slut and had to live the rest of her life as a hideous ugly monster.
So, back to Ed. 'hmmmmm, I want some more coke and mentos…' he thought. So he got some more coke and mentos which resulted in the pound exploding and Hayate, now even more stuck to the ceiling, to fly out to Port Moresby. So Ed sent Rose out to go fetch Hayate for him. Rose, being the airhead that she was, was too dumb to know that there are cannibals in that country. So we won't be seeing him…I mean her anymore. (WHAT? Can you tell the difference?)
And yes, I am on crack. It's 11:30 PM and I am high on 5 cups of coffee. Tehe.
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Roy:what was the point of that chapter?
Me: no idea.
Peggy: --is killed by Rei for hating Envy—
Me: Oh no, not again…HEY, WILL-CHAN!
Great Will of the Macrocosm: yes?
Me: can you put her through the reset cycle? –tosses Peggy into Will—
Great Will of the Macrocosm: Sure thing!
5 seconds later…
Great Will of the Macrocosm: One Peggy, coming up! –tosses Peggy out---
Brandi: THANKS, WILL-CHAN!
Envy: when does this fall end?
Aryn; NEVER! HAHAHA!
Brandi: I almost forgot! –summons Greed—
Aryn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Greed: Hey, baby! –holds onto Aryn---
Aryn: GET OFF ME YOU BASTARD!
Ayumi and Rei: WE'RE STILL FALLING!!!!!! REVIEW PLEASE!
Me: …I swear, This fall has got to end someday… but until then! –pulls out TV and Tsubasa Chronicles DVD--. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! –still falling while watching TV—