Summary: More Sasuke and Naruto crackyness, but now with their "ultra hip" counterparts 'Sasuke' and 'Naruko'!
Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns the series, I only own this plot
I apparently have way to much time on my hands. XD
"Does this skirt make my ass look huge?"
Bending over to inspect herself in the mirror, Naruko grinned as her dark-haired counterpart snorted and returned to filing her long finger nails, all the while ignoring the blond.
"No. I think your huge ass makes your ass look huge."
"Good."
Rolling her eyes as the blond slipped on four inch heels that could have probably even sent the most professional of porn stars tumbling to the ground, Sasuko placed the nail filler back on the make-up counter and began to paint her nails using her favorite 'Fire-Engine Red' color.
"Ugh, you're wearing that cheap-ass stuff on your nails again? Just so you know, freaky red contacts plus tacky red nail polish doesn't equal "hotness", Saucy-chan."
"Who are you talking to, you dumb ass? You're just jealous because if this were a competition, I'd beat your ugly ass every time, Dead-last."
"Oi! Don't call me that, Ducky-chan!
"Then don't insult my taste in nail polish, Idiot."
Naruko pouted and grabbed the last of her accessories before attaching a small microphone underneath the back of her tight pink shirt and turning to face Sasuko.
"One more thing, how about instead of "The Daily Life: With Uchiha Sasuko & Uzamaki Naruko", how about we try,"The Daily Life: With Uzamaki Naruko featuring Uchiha Sasuko"?
Sasuko narrowed her eyes and before giving Naruko a condescending look. "No. All you did is change it so that your name comes first and seems more important."
Naruko perked up at this, "Exactly!"
"...Hell no."
"Aw! I'm going to tell Itachia-sempai about this!"
Sasuko snorted. "See if I care, she's off doing the, "Bizarre life" anyway…"
"...damn."
"Exactly."