Jack walked in to his office to find that someone had taken all the paperwork that he needed to do and had carelessly strewn it around the room. Aw shit! Now it'll take me years to get all of this put back together. He stalked out of his office to find the culprit and bring him to justice. Clutching the piece of paper that was on the top of his desk, he stalked into Daniel's office looking like he had the entire horde of hell at his heels. "Daniel! Tell me that you didn't do this!"
Daniel looked up from the translation that he was working on currently that SG-12 brought back from one of Anubis's old bases. "Do what, Jack?"
"Carelessly strew my paperwork all over my office and put this," Jack slammed the paper on his desk, "on my desk." The note read:
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To: Brig. Gen. Jack O'Neill
From: Someone you know that doesn't want to die, at least anytime soon
Subject: Samantha Carter
Hello Jack. Nice talking to you again, old fellow. Whoops, maybe I shouldn't have put the 'old' crack in there. Anyway, I want to talk to you about your fiancé, Samantha Carter. You're probably wondering why she hasn't been feeling well for the past 2 weeks, well I (insert smug grin) do know. And, frankly, I am shocked that you can't guess her condition. No, its not life threatening, but it will make your life more interesting for the next who knows how many years. Got to go, you know, world to save and all that (I wish!).
Love you lots,
Agent C, helped by Agent DO and Agent H
(A/N: Duplicate O'Neill, Cassie, and Hailey)
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Daniel was trying hard not to laugh as he recognized the initials of the names. Oh, he was going to get Cassie, John, and Hailey before Jack did. This would be fun. Jack didn't find it funny at all, "Well, I didn't do it."
Jack took a deep breath, "Do you know who did?"
Daniel only let confusion cloud his expression, "No. I'm sorry, but this translation is of the utmost importance to the Archeology and Science Departments. Can you please let me do the work of which you pay me to do?"
Jack calmed down, "Sure Daniel. Have you seen Carter?"
"Before or after she had her morning coffee?" Daniel winced at the memory of Sam coming into the commissary looking like she was possessed by a goa'uld. He, himself, had had the last of the coffee and was the target of Sam's wrath. Only after he had gotten her some fresh coffee and a LOT of chocolate did she allow him to leave in one piece.
Jack winced to at the thought of Sam without her morning coffee, "After."
"No. You could try the infirmary. Sam's always is talking with Janet on her breaks." Daniel looked down to hide the smile that came when he thought about Janet.
Jack smiled to at the thought of Sam, "Thanks Spacemonkey." With that he walked out to find his beautiful 2IC and fiancé.
INFIRMARY:
Sam was sitting on one of the beds, talking with her best friend, Janet Fraiser. They were discussing Cassie. "So Jan, how's Cass doing?"
Janet smiled at the thought of her daughter, "Oh, she's doing fine. She was here this morning before her classes. Something about seeing Jack in his office."
Sam smiled, "Ya. I saw her coming out of the office and she was looking pretty guilty. Whatever she did is surely going to piss Jack off."
Janet decided to ask Sam a serious question, "When are you going to tell Jack? You're already 6 weeks along. Any longer and you're going to hurt his feelings when you tell him."
Sam looked down quickly, "I don't know Janet. I want to tell him, but part of me is afraid of what his reaction is going to be."
"Sam, Jack loves you very much. He will be happy to know that you're pregnant with his child." Janet said soothingly.
Sam had a wicked glint in her eyes as she switched topics, "When are you going to tell Daniel?"
Janet blushed, she and Daniel had been dating for 5 weeks now, and she had just discovered that she was pregnant last week, "I don't know. Whenever you tell Jack, I guess."
"Try not to kill him with the shock." Sam said as she saw Jack walk in.
"I won't. At least I'll try not to. Hello General." Janet called to Jack.
"Hello Janet. How are you?" Jack sat next to Sam, smiling.
"Seen anything interesting?" Sam said, teasingly.
Jack's head snapped to her direction, "How did you know that?"
Sam looked surprised, "Nothing. I saw Cassie in your office this morning and was wondering if she had done anything."
Jack was thinking and it dawned on him, "That little evil, manipulative, girl!"
Janet was angry now, "What did my daughter do?"
"She trashed my office and put this note on my desk." Jack handed it to Janet who read it quickly.
"Agent C? That's got to be Cassie, but DO and H? I have no clue what they mean." Janet said, thinking as she handed Sam the note.
Sam started to laugh, "Janet. DO, remember, last year?"
"Duplicate O'Neill! Of coarse! And H would be Hailey." Janet was laughing too.
Jack was pissed, "I'm going to go call them in and give them a piece of my mind."
"Not that you have much of a mind to give, now do you Jack?" called the one person who had a hope and a prayer of getting away with that comment.
"Hello John. Here for a physical?" Janet called to the young man who was slowly beginning to resemble his older counterpart.
"Ya. Hailey is in the hall with Cassie. Feel free to talk to them Jack. We'll help clean, but we won't tell you what's wrong with your wonderful 2IC. You might want to ask her." John said, standing close to Janet.
"Hello John." Sam said, with a forced smile. The boy was just too much like Jack for her liking.
"Hello Carter." His eyes softened infinitesimally, but Sam and Jack both caught it.
"Sam. Do you want to share with the class?" Jack asked, not with much hope.
Sam shook her head, "Not now. Later. I'll tell you at home."
Jack nodded, "Okay. Come on Cass, Hailey. You have cleaning duty to fulfill."
Two women stuck their heads in the doorway, "Fine Jack."
LATER THAT NIGHT:
Sam was sitting on the couch with a glass of water while Jack was sitting in the armchair with a bottle of beer.
"Sam, what did you want to tell me?" Jack's voice was soft with worry.
Sam took a deep breath, "I don't know how you'll feel about what I have to tell you, but I'm ecstatic. I'm going to have a baby." At this last sentence, it was at a whisper.
Jack was dumbfounded, "What? Really?"
Sam nodded.
"That's great!" Jack said, hugging Sam tightly. "How far along?"
"Six weeks. Janet confirmed it last week and I was scared of what you're reaction was going to be." Sam confided quietly.
"I'm really happy. I never expected to have another kid running around the house after Charlie, but this is great. Even better that it's with you." Jack murmured into her hair.
"I know. I agree totally." Sam replied.
-THE END-
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