Chapter Twelve

(5 months before Sam and John's chappie) Note: Makes no sense, but I don't care.

To: Jackson, Daniel

From: Fraiser, Janet

Subject: Kinda important

Daniel, I have something to tell you.

Dr. Janet Fraiser, CMO of Cheyenne Mountain.

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Fraiser: Think this'll work?

Carter: If this doesn't work, then I'll go up and tell him point blank.

O'Neill: Hello?

Fraiser: Get out of here Jack. This is only for Sam and me.

Carter: Ya.

O'Neill: pouts and sulks away

Teal'c: Colonel Carter, Dr. Fraiser, what has made O'Neill so depressed?

Fraiser: Sam sent him out of this chat room. Made him sad.

Carter: Hey! So did you?

Fraiser: Ya, well he isn't my fiancé and baby's daddy. OH! My email!

-2 minutes later-

Carter: Janet?

Fraiser: I'm gonna kill the science department!

Carter: They send you an email?

Fraiser: Yes. Oh! Another email!

-2 more minutes later-

Fraiser: Grr! I just sent a informative email back. They sent another one.

Carter: Jan, why don't you just go find him?

Fraiser: Because I don't wanna.

Carter: You sound like Jack.

Fraiser: That's mean! Comparing me to Jack!

Carter: It's true.

Jackson: Hey guys!

Carter: Daniel, you should check your email.

Jackson: Why?

Carter: Janet sent you something.

Jackson: Why?

Fraiser: Cause I have something kinda important to tell you.

Jackson: Oh. Okay, I'll check my email.

Carter: looks at Janet incredulously

Fraiser: looks back, sighing

Jackson: Oh. What do ya wanna talk about?

Fraiser: Well, it has something to do with how sick I've been feeling lately.

Jackson: You're sick?

Carter: Don't you remember last week?

Jackson: Maybe.

Carter: Daniel

Jackson: Yes

Carter: Who was the first person to unearth King Tut's tomb?

Jackson: Ra

Carter: JACK!

Jackson: No, this is Daniel. Jack's in the commissary eating pie. Or cake. Mmm. Cake.

Carter: raises eyebrow

Jackson: Crap

Fraiser: Jack! I'm going to kill you! Then I'll dig you up and clone you! Then I'll kill your clones! Then I'll clone those clones and kill the clone's clones!

Carter: And I'll think up some very…interesting punishments for you.

Jackson: Like what?

Fraiser: That's interesting Sam. You should.

Jackson: WHAT?

Carter: You'll sleep at the base from now until I think you've learned your lesson. That means you can't come home and do the babies bedrooms. And that means NO physical intimacy.

Jackson: You wouldn't.

Carter: Watch me. Now go find Daniel and get him to read his emails.

Jackson: mutters darkly under his breath

Carter: Jan, what are you going to do now?

Fraiser: I really don't know. I know I'm going to have to tell him sooner or later. I'd just rather it be later.

Teal'c:Why did I just see O'Neill come out of Daniel Jackson'slab?

Carter: Um. Well he tried to impersonate Daniel and we found out rather easily.

Teal'c: Really.

Fraiser: Yep. We asked him who first discovered King Tut's tomb.

Carter: And he said Ra.

Teal'c: raises eyebrows

Fraiser: Email!

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To: Fraiser, Janet

From: Jackson, Daniel

Subject: What?

Janet, what did you want to tell me?

Dr. Daniel Jackson, anthropologist and linguist of SG-1

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Carter: What does he want?

Fraiser: An answer.

Carter: Why don't you give him one?

Fraiser: If you haven't noticed, I'm trying.

Carter: You could just go to his lab and tell him yourself.

Fraiser: Maybe, Oh here's Daniel.

Carter: Good luck, not like you'll need it.

Janet smiled at Sam's last IM before logging off. Then she turned to her boyfriend, "Hello Daniel."

Daniel just smiled innocently, thoughts in a different galaxy with the Atlantis team. Something about more ancient personal shields, "Hey Janet. You said that you needed to talk to me?"

Janet began fiddling with the pencil she had in her hands, "Ya….about that. Um, well I was just going to tell you that-"

"Unscheduled Offworld Activation!" Walter's voice came from over the intercom. Then, "Medical team to embarkation room. Dr. Fraiser to embarkation room!"

Muttering darkly under her breath she walked to the elevator, Daniel in tow. When the got into the empty elevator Daniel asked again, "Janet, what's up?"

Janet rubbed her temples. Might as well just come out and say it, "Well you know how I've been kinda under the weather for a few days?"

Daniel's smile faded a little, "Ya."

"Well I figured out what was wrong actually." By this time they were walking to the embarkation room. When she opened the door, at the same time she said, "I'm pregnant." The ENTIRE SG teams, infirmary personnel, and some gate techs all yelled, "Surprise!" Daniel hit the ground in a dead faint. Janet smiled as she began thinking how ironic it was that, when she told Daniel she was pregnant, almost the entire base yelled surprise. Looking at the bump on his head, Janet figured that Daniel wouldn't realize how funny it was until tomorrow. Sighing, a doctor's work is never done; Janet got a few people to take Daniel into the infirmary AGAIN.

By the end of the day Janet Fraiser knew at least one thing, Daniel Jackson, while brilliant, was very accident-prone.

This will be the almost end of my story.

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