"Take it easy, slow down Bella!" Alice said, half chuckling. "WOO!" Bella screamed as she slammed down her empty glass. "ANOTHER! ANOTHER!" "Bella, calm down, you haven't drank in a while so I really think you should be taking this a little bit slower…" Alice said, now concerned. "Ohhhhh Alice, Alice, Alice," Bella said in between chugs of her second glass of vodka. "Don't ruin the party! Drink up! AHAHAHAHAHA!!" Bella laughed hysterically. "Oh well… There's no stopping Bella I guess…" Alice thought to herself, and took another gulp of her own drink.
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"WEEEEEEE HAAAA!" Bella screamed, now 100 wasted. She was standing on a table riding an invisible horse. Alice couldn't care less because she was having a nice chat with a… a… well, some sort of red, horned demon, pretty drunk herself, but not nearly as drunk as Bella, something about vampires being more alcohol resistant. "Why hello there Mr. Vampire! What's YOUR name? Mine's LAVERNE!!!" Bella screamed at the male vampire sitting at the table she was standing on. "The name's Spike." He said in a British accent, mildly amused with Bella's drunken attitude. "Oooooo! So, Spiky-wikey WOO WOO!!!" Bella slurred, making the sound of a train. "Yooou seem like a veerrrrrry nice gentleman… And I think I'm about ready for my… umm… 2nd drink. Would you mind getting that for meeee??" Bella giggled. "Sure thing… Laverne did you say? But I think this might be more than your 2nd drink…" Spike chuckled and got up and headed for the bar.
As Spike was ordering Bella's 8th or 9th drink, she had lost count, Bella jumped off the table and ran out of the bar and into the mall screaming "PURPLE PETUNIAS!! PURPLE PETUNIAS!!!" "WOOOOOO!" Bella screamed as she ran crookedly down the hallways of the mall, nearly running right into the fountain. Many passers by were a little startled, seeing this very drunk girl appear out of no where and scare the living daylights out of them by screaming random words.
"HIIIIIIIIYA!" Bella screamed at a little girl walking with her mom. The little girl screamed and her mother scooped her up and hurried away. Bella shrugged. She just continued screaming and running down the halls.
"WEEEEE!" Bella screamed as she bumped into someone and fell down flat on top of him.
"JACOB! I love yooooouuu!" Bella said in a slurred voice. "Bella! You're drunk!" Jake said, trying to sound concerned, but sort of happy that she was acting like she was. "Ummm… no I'm not." Bella said in the least shaky voice she could manage, still lying across Jacob. "Ok Bella, whatever you say" Jacob said as he helped her up. "Actually, it's Laverne." Bella giggled. Jacob looked at her, a little confused, but this just made Bella laugh harder. "I want… some more… of that stuff…" Bella stated, trying to think. "Um, alcohol?" Jacob guessed. "…haha! YES!" Bella giggled. "I don't think so Bella, I think you've had enough."