"Oh Genma!" the blonde-haired woman moaned in between their heated kisses. Genma pulled himself away from the kiss, and began to kiss down the woman's neck. The woman's hands remained entangled within Genma's hair and he grunted while kissing the skin at the crook of her neck.

His hands wandered freely upon the heated flesh of the blonde-haired woman. With every touch of his fingers to her skin came a wanton sigh from her lips. As their situation became hungrier, the need for more touch was adamant but this was mostly the blonde-haired woman who felt this way. Genma on the other hand was just realizing he had a little problem.

As much as he wished he could delve into this woman, he realized that certain 'other' parts of him were not willing to do so. Certain parts of him were not as 'rigid' as he would like them to be. Upon Genma realizing he wasn't able to get his 'groove' on, or shall I say 'hard' on, he froze amidst his ministrations.

I'm to young for this to start happening already!. I am to young, Kami I'm to young. Genma's thoughts contained panic, humiliation and confusion. This had never happened to him before.

Meanwhile the blonde-haired woman lay in a heap of confusion. Why had this man stopped what he was doing? If he was worried that he was doing a bad job then he was worrying for no reason. She was highly satisfied up until he abruptly stopped.

"Genma," the woman cooed, "why'd you stop?"

Not knowing how to explain his lack of composure in the nether regions Genma just shot the woman a glare full of anger and shouted, "Get the hell outta my house!"

"B-b-but Genma? Why? We were having such a good time." the woman sobbed.

"Out. Now!"

The woman left quickly. She gathered up the clothes that had managed to be removed and raced out of Genma's apartment as quickly as she could.

"Oh dear. Kami, what am I going to do?"

Genma had fear written all over his face. Was he losing his touch? What was he going to do? Something had to be wrong with him, really wrong. Genma concluded that he must've come down with some sort of a flu and it was affecting his blood flow. Heh heh.

After an evening full of despair and intense thinking Genma decided he would confront Kakashi about this 'problem'. Surely Kakashi would have a solution. Wouldn't he?

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Kakashi awoke to a steady pounding on his front door and the panic-stricken voice of Genma, "Kakashi open up damn it."

Kakashi had a very good hunch as to what this visit was all about. Had his jutsu worked just as he had planned?

Kakashi headed to the front door of his apartment and opened the door to see Genma. Genma's normally 'tidy' hair was disheveled, his eyes had dark bags beneath them and his senbon was mangled badly, the senbon was spliced at the ends.

"Genma," Kakashi acknowledged Genma with a slight nod of the head, "my, you look as though you haven't gotten any sleep." Kakashi stated simply, but underneath his mask, a smirk was gracing his lips.

"Let me in. Let me in. Let me in Hatake." Genma said hurriedly, and walked straight past Kakashi into his apartment, and took a seat. Kakashi closed his front door and happily sat down in a chair opposite from Genma. Kakashi pulled out Icha Icha Paradise and began to read it lazily while he occasionally glanced up at Genma who was giving the copy-nin a death glare.

"What can I do for you Genma?" Kakashi asked plainly, not lifting his eye from Icha Icha.

A rosy-hue enveloped Genma's cheeks, something Kakashi thought he would never see happen. Was the legendary lady-killer of Konoha, blushing? Surely not.

"I need to uhh, ask you something." Kakashi merely grunted in response, signaling for Genma to continue. Kakashi was watching Genma from the corner of his eye.

"Have you ever…beenaboutto….uhh…makelovetoawoman….um, um….andyoucouldntbecausewell…." the last part of what Genma said came out sounding like 'ifmt ebble oo nnn iction'. Kakshi chuckled to himself. Oh Genma.

"Sorry I didn't quite catch that last part." Kakashi said without looking up from his book.

"Cant get a…you know?" Genma said while gesturing with his finger.

"Ah, I see now."

"Yes, has it umm, ever happened to you before?"

"Nope. Never."

Genma's eyes widened, and he swallowed...

"Never?" he asked nervously.

"Never." Kakashi replied.

"Oh. Umm, I'll just be going now." Genma said while chewing on his senbon, trying to ease his fears of growing old and sexless.

Kakashi looked up from his book, "Genma, you look worse then death. Look, I might know someone who can help you." He said dryly. Genma's eyes lit up instantly.

"I'll go make an appointment for you at the hospital, okay?" Kakashi asked, and Genma nodded in reply. Kakashi headed to his kitchen where he picked up his telephone and dialed the hospital.

"Yes, I'd like to make an appointment….No, it's for a friend….Genma…Mmhm…Yes, I'd like Haruno-Sakura to take the appointment if possible….That soon?...Well great. Thank you very much."

Kakashi hung up the phone and returned to his friend.

"Well it's all set, you can head to the hospital right now. Just go the front desk and they should tell you where to go."

"Kakashi you are my savior." Genma said as his eyes glistened. Was that a hint of a tear?

Kakashi lifted his hand signaling it was no problem and then Genma as gone.

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Genma sat waiting in the doctor's office. He was sitting on a long table-like-thing that was covered with paper, which he assumed was for sanitary purposes. As he waited for his doctor he examined the walls of the room. They were covered with the standard posters that one usually sees inside a doctor's office:

Chakra, and how it is used for healing.

Bones, and how they grow.

Organs, what each are for.

As Genma continued to scan the walls of the office the doctor opened the door and walked in.

"Genma! How great to see you!" Sakura said surprised and delighted that her next patient would be a friend. Genma on the other hand, upon realizing who his doctor was, nearly died of a heart-attack.

"Sakura!" Genma said in mock delight.

"So what're you here for…a check-up?" Sakura asked with a smile.

"Umm no actually I'm here for another reason." Genma said while trying to remain as stoic as possible. And so he explained to Sakura exactly why he was here, at the doctors.

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Meanwhile Kakashi was sitting at home reading Icha Icha Paradise knowing full well that the jutsu had already ran it's course and about an hour before Genma had walked in to see Sakura the jutsu had completely left Genma's system.

There's nothing quite like embarrassing a few good friends. Kakashi thought happily.

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"Oh umm, okay!" Sakura said. Her face was a beautiful shade of red.

What did Tsunade-sama teach me in these circumstances? Then her sensei's words came rushing back to her. "Offer them the standard 'blue' pill. But first you must examine them to insure that nothing is wrong."

"Well, I have to, um examine you to make sure that you're uh, that you're not ill or anything." Sakura said with little to no confidence left in her voice.

Genma gulped, "Okay"

"Please remove your pants and underwear Genma." Sakura ordered shakily. Under normal circumstances Genma would be totally thrilled to be pants-less with the pink-haired goddess, but with his manhood's functionality in question…well lets just say he was definitely less than thrilled.

Sakura averted her eyes for as long as possible but when Genma coughed slightly signaling he was ready, she had to turn her head. What she saw she was quite impressed with too…were they all….that….large?

Sakura coughed, trying to relieve the awkwardness from the room, "I'm going to have to fully examine the area to insure you have no scrapes, cuts, diseases and so on.."

Sakura bent in front of Genma and gently placed her fingers on his member and just as Tsunade had taught her, she slowly ran her fingers up and down and around it. Sakura was rather pleased with herself; she was doing it without dying of embarrassment.

With her fingers, gently sliding up and down his member Genma was slowly being dragged into a total state of euphoria. This actually felt good. It felt…really nice. He needed to come to the doctors more often, he decided. Her hands were completely erotic and were turning him on greatly. What Kakashi wouldn't give to be sitting where I am right now.

Sakura was coming to the end of her examination when she felt him go hard in her hand. It wasn't completely obvious at first but when the hardness got well…harder her face felt as hot as a flame.

Genma upon realizing this smiled brightly. Sakura coughed loudly, "I think you're better now.", she said while her face turned even more red, and she removed her hand quickly.

"Sakura, you've got some special talent there." Genma said while pulling his clothing back on. Sakura adverted her eyes from his and simply nodded in reply.

"Thanks a lot cutie." This statement caused Sakura to blush even more, and before Sakura could reply, he was gone.

Oh Kami, what did I do? WHAT did I do? Sakura thought, while washing her hands with as much disinfectant as she could get on them. Then she promptly sat down in a chair that was in the room and tried to regulate her breathing. In Sakura's mind, she had just concluded that that was the most humiliating experience to ever happen to her.

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Genma was walking out of the hospital, while wondering at the same time what caused his problem, when he saw Kakashi sitting on a bench looking up from his book, signaling for him to come over.

"Just thought I'd see how your appointment went?" Kakashi asked amusedly.

Genma shot him a glare. He was glad his problem was gone, but it was obvious Kakashi had been hoping to embarrass the pink-haired medic-nin, and him.

"The problem….is fixed. No thanks to you, I almost gave Sakura a heart-attack." Genma said sourly.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Kakashi said while looking at Icha Icha.

"Pf, yeah right."

"So, did she tell you what had caused your little problem."

"No, she didn't, and I didn't want to stick around. I think she was literally going to die if I stayed any longer."

"Hmm, strange. Maybe you were just a little off last night." Kakashi said while chuckling to himself.

"I hope it didn't bruise your ego to much Genma." Kakashi said coolly, "Anyways I'm off." Kakashi said quickly, and he was gone with a poof.

Something about what Kakashi had said had reminded Genma of a conversation the two of them had had on a previous mission a few years ago.

"The ninja wanted me to let him go. He said he'd trade me one of his own jutsu's if I let him go." Kakashi said with a hint of amusement in his voice.

"Ha, jeez the nerve of the guy." Genma said while chuckling.

"Hm, well I told him I'd set him free and he was stupid enough and believed me. So he ended up showing me his jutsu." Genma gave Kakashi a congratulatory pat on the back.

"And this jutsu did….what?"

" 'Bruises the ego of any many it effects' " Kakashi said, quoting the ninja.

"….care to elaborate?" Genma asked curiously.

"It re-adjusts the blood flow in the male's body, so the possibility of increased blood-flow remains quite distant from his groin area." Kakashi said with amusement, "But unfortunately the jutsu doesn't last very long only about 7 hours or so."

That was when Genma realized he had been played by the famous copy-nin. Anger flashed through his whole body and through gritted teeth he said, "Kakashi, you JERK! "

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Kakashi hadn't poofed that far away so he was able to hear Genma's angry cry. Kakashi knew the next time he saw Genma he was definitely not going to be happy. But as Kakashi walked towards his apartment he reminisced about the whole situation. Genma had surely been embarrassed and Sakura, he had no doubt that she was still having heart palpitations…if only he could have seen her face when Genma explained why he was at the doctors. Kakashi sighed and thought, revenge certainly is sweet.