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a vortex opens in the sky three people fall out of it "Where are we?" one asks A figure appears in front of them and says "I am ss talos "But I'm talos!" Says one

Ss talos: I know. I wrote you!

One of the other s is twice the size of the first and growls "Why have you brought us here weakling?"

ss talos: Calm down Berot

"good thing no one else is called Strike!" one says

ELvenstrike: Actually, I created you; your name is derived from mine: Elvenstrike

Berot: why!

Elvenstrike: why what?

Berot: why I'm I here with the rest of these weaklings!

because, you were created by SS Talos

ss talos: and I brought you here to answer questions from fans

Berot: I have fans?

Elvenstrike: you don't. but Talos and Strike do...

Berot: ( powers up) Well not if I kill them!

Ss talos: I wouldn't suggest it. You are a bad guy and Talos is a good guy

Berot: So?

ss talos: The rules are very clear that the bad guys always lose

Strike: And I am neutral

I win no matter what

ss talos: Yeah

Strike: cool that means, It is impossible for me to officially lose to anyone!

Elvenstrike: don't get carried away!

ss talos: No. The rules also say that a neutral can't win

Elvenstrike: no they don't...

ss talos; Well you are right. The rules are different for every author

Elvenstrike:exactly

Elvenstrike: for short you can call me Elven

And I am Ss talos

Elven: no duh

talos: Why are our names the same?

ss talos: Because when I wrote you I was going for something of a self insert.

Elven: cause he was feeling lazy in other words

talos: so we're the same?

ss talos: pretty much.

except, SS isn't real you are though

ss talos: yeah

ss talos: that is just my screen name

Elven:haha! you're not real! by the way, I was saying ss talos, as a person, is a figment of my mind

ss talos: I am not! and I have an account to prove it!

Elven, I got to get my food now. Hold this line open for when I return#

see, purely internet/computer based

Strike: so, what do you all like/

ss talos: No time for that!

ss talos: So anyway, you all have to answer the questions!

talos: What questions?

Strike: Yes do explain

ELven: well...

On FF. Net, there are stories where an author ask character questions, and viewers send in Q's to be asked

ss talos: yeah. So we thought we'd do one with our own characters. That's you guys

ss talos: So please send in questions!