Navi, I Don't Think We're In Hyrule Anymore…Chap 2: Navi, They Think I'm Royalty

Disclaimer: I didn't create the worlds of Hyrule or Naruto, These are not mine!

A/N: I hope you liked it so far! Please, if you have ANY advice in pairings feel free to tell me! I really want some more good pairings!

-Navi,I Don't Think So-

Dear Diary,

Yesterday had to be the weirdest day EVER! While waiting for Kakashi on the

Bridge outside of the village, as usual Kakashi was totally rushing to get to us and

These two other people with him! One was a small girl, named Navi, she seems

Nice, though I don't think she likes Naruto a lot. The other was a blonde guy,

Named Link; he was dressed in all green. Actually… He was pretty cute! But, I

Must digress! I AM FOREVER FAITHFUL TO SASUKE! Maybe if he

Is cute enough, all the other girls in Konoha would step off of Sasuke! I don't

Know if he's THAT cute though. Then later, he totally rescued me (I owe him!)

When a sound ninja got his hat, he went TOTALLY BERSERK! What

Is up with that? Uh-oh, here comes Naruto (ugh I HATE that guy !). If he

Sees a single sentence in this I WILL DIE!

Write Later,

Sakura

…Haruno Sakura of Team 7 had just finished writing as Naruto Uzumaki was making his way toward her. She abruptly closed her book. "What'cha writing?" the blonde said, with his usual fox smile pasted on his face. "None of your business!" she snapped at him angrily. It was a nice warm summer day, the calm weather made up for the commotion the previous day. Link and Navi had been set up with Team 7 so they wouldn't have to travel alone while gathering ingredients (supposedly) for an antidote of some sort. While walking through a forest path, Link and Navi, the new travelers, lagged behind the rest of Team 7.

"Why are we traveling with these people?" Link asked Navi "We hardly even know them." "We should be with people who can protect us while we find out how to get back home." Navi told him. "We can take care of ourselves fine! Remember it was me who rescued them." He said. "Yeah, but we have no idea how things work here! We can't be wandering around in an alternate dimension without knowing what the heck to do!" she retorted somewhat fiercely. Right…The only reason she really wants to be with these guys is because she thinks that Sasuke guy is hot… Link thought to himself.

After a little more walking, Navi was starting to complain "Are we there yet! My feet have never been this tired in my life!" she moaned. "Navi, your feet have never been tired in your life you always fl-""Shut up!" Navi whispered furtively. "Have you even walked before? This is nothing! We've only been walking an hour!" Naruto argued. "Well I'm not used to walking this much! I usually have a more sophisticated way to travel!" she said. "Oh I'm sorry this isn't so luxurious little miss princess!" Naruto argued. "Shut up!" she retorted.

"You" he said.

"You!" she said

"You!"

"Will you shut up?"

"Shorty! Short!"

"Oh no you didn't!"

"Yes, I did!"

They continued to fight. "What morons." Sasuke said nonchalantly. "Yeah! Totally!" Sakura agreed. Link rolled his eyes.

"Short!" Naruto continued.

"Dumb blonde!" Navi started to say.

"Shut up you b-"

"Don't even think of it!"

"Of what?"

"Calling me…You know what!"

"A b-"

"Shut up! Great now my feet are in pain, and so are my ears because I have to hear your annoying voice!" Navi said.

"Oh, your poor feet! If you think that's tough, then you'd NEVER be able to tolerate what I put up with on a DAILY BASIS!" Naruto retorted.

"Hey, my feet have never been this TIRED ever! Stop making such a big deal about me being tired, okay! They really hurt!"

"Okay! That's it!" Naruto said, REALLY annoyed. He suddenly swept her off of her feet and shouldered her. "What are you doing!" she demanded, now really mad. "I'm carrying you." He said. "Why" she asked. "Since your feet are SO tired. As long as this SHUTS YOU UP!" "What? Let go of me! Don't make me scream! I WILL SCREAM!" she said. She never did scream, though she threatened to until she gave up and let Naruto carry her. She fell asleep a bit after.

"Poor girl. She's exhausted." Sakura said, sympathetically. "As long as she's not talking." Naruto said flatly. "Humph. Brat." Sasuke said. "Seriously! Who complains that much just about walking?" Sakura agreed. Someone who has never even used her feet before, that's who! Link thought.

Later that night….

The group had set up camp shortly after dark. Navi was awake and incredibly hyper (due to the extra sleep of course). They ate dinner (Naruto's choice, ramen) and after a long awkward silence when everybody seemed to be staring at the fire, Sakura finally broke the silence.

"So Link, what's it like where you live? A whole other continent! Wow!" she said. "Oh, yeah, Hyrule." Link said, with a slight bit of nervousness in his tone. "Well… My village umm…" "Deku, you called it, right?" Sakura said. "Yeah, it's a forest village on the southwestern corner of Hyrule. It was very peaceful and nice. Everyone there was really motley I guess." "Is there a sacred tree of some type, I mean since the village is named Deku, The Sacred Tree Village?" Sakura said. "Yes, The Great Deku Tree." He said. "Cool! So what were your friends like?" she asked. "Navi, they're getting curious…" Link whispered to Navi as quietly as possible. "It's fine, just don't reveal anything that might make them suspicious." She told him. He nodded and continued.

"I had quite a few friends, Zelda, Saria, Navi, Ruto…" Link started. "Ahahaha! Chick magnet eh? Or are you just plain girly?" Naruto teased, elbowing Link. "Hey stop it!" Navi said in his defense. "I'll stop when I want to stop!" Naruto replied in a mocking tone. The two flared at each other as the other four were having a normal conversation.

"So what fighting styles does your village have? Does your clan specialize in any specific type? Do you have any special types of bloodlines in you?" Kakashi asked forwardly. Navi was the one good with stories, so Link felt quite screwed. "F-fighting styles…My village…teaches…different stuff. Not meant as much for stealth and speed, but for power and effectiveness…" Okay, you're doing well Link…He thought to himself.

"Wow! How cool!" Sakura beamed. "Do you have any bloodlines in you?" Sasuke asked intently. "Well…not really… I don't even know my parents…" He muttered the last part, he said quietly to himself. "You didn't know your parents! How sad!" Sakura said, it seemed as if she was listening a bit to well. "How come?" "I….don't like to talk about it…."Link said, kind of nervous. "And Navi?" Kakashi asked, looking at her and Naruto fighting."She's just…a friend." Link replied a friend that was my personal fairy, but not one of the cool ones. She never healed, oh no. All she did was- Link's thoughts were interrupted by a loud "HEY LISTEN!"

It was (of course) our dearest Navi. She had grabbed Naruto by the collar and pulled him towards her. His feet were practically hovering above the ground. The other four stared at the two and for a moment there was an awkward silence. Navi dropped Naruto and just drifted to her seat. She is surprisingly strong for her size…Kakashi thought. "We should probably go to bed…" Sakura said. "Right! Well I'm not sleepy, so I'll keep watch!" Navi said. "Oh now I feel really sa-"Naruto started. "Just let it go." Sasuke told him, giving a dirty look, "I want to get some sleep tonight, and I won't be able to with you two sparring again!" Naruto just pouted and as he lie down.

The next day they headed off, though Navi was now tired (and grumpy), they forced her to walk so her sleeping cycle doesn't get messed up. " 'We can't have a nocturnal' he says 'It'll mess up your sleeping cycle' he says. I'm a damn fairy, I don't even need to sleep if I don't want to, and I just do to keep myself beautiful…" Navi grumbled to Link as the two lagged behind. "Well, you have to get used to using your legs, you can't just fly." Link said in a hushed voice. "Link, will you carry me?"Navi asked giving him a "cute" look. The sad part was that she actually looked serious. He gave her a look and she kept on dragging her feet along the dusty path ahead.

"It was you who wanted to travel with these people anyway!" Link pointed out. "Well, I just wanted to be with people who were experienced in this place." Navi replied. "Right…,"Link said ,"You just think Sasuke is hot." "What!" Navi squealed. "I DON'T THINK SASUKE'S HOT! N-never mind!" Of course Navi brought attention to herself.

"YOU THINK SASUKE'S HOT? I bet your one of those crazy obsessed fangirls!" Naruto yelled. "Wh-what? What's happening Sasuke?" Sakura asked. Inner Sakura: Well you're going to have to go through me first! There's now way I'm going to let you get my precious Sasuke! "I said I DIDN'T think he was hot! Don't you listen?" Navi said. Sasuke who was just giving Navi a dirty look, had a look that said 'Thank God!' on his face. And Sakura gave a sigh of relief. "Whatever." Sakura said. Inner Sakura: YOU BETTER STEP OFF! "Heh! Sure…. That's what they all say!" Naruto said. Kakashi was just thinking Kids these days…. Naruto and Navi just kept on ranting and raving for the day. Yes, the rest of the crew knew, this was going to be one…long….trip…

End of Chap.

A/N: Sorry for the looooooooooooong time without updating. I'm such a big procrastinator….Oh well; I will accept all laments and lectures for the long no-writing period.