Well here is the next chapter! Thank you for all the reviews and hits I've gotton for this story!

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Onyx clashed emerald," Oh no..."

"What was I thinking!" Sakura screamed, bringing her fist down on what just so happened to be the nearest thing, the Hokage's desk. Wood shattered and splintered, the legs gave, and it split in the middle; folding neatly in a pile. Itachi grinned to himself, although it couldn't be seen due to the cloak he was wearing, at Sarutobi's reaction to the misshap. The Hokage looked from the table, to a fuming Sakura, back to the table, and around the room, before finally dragging his hand over his face and muttering," We're doomed."

"You sound so encouraging for a Hokage, you know that right?" Itachi replied, the Hokage opened one eye, the other still covered with his hand, and glared.

"Well, this is beside the point," Sarutobi began," we need you both to go on a retrieval mission to return Sakura Haruno back, Sasuke can wait, as you said he has three years."

"We need a portal back to our time and we'll fix this, give us that and it's a done deal," Itachi replied.

"Fine, just get out of my office, and take her with you before everything else gets demolished...that was my favorite desk to..."

Itachi just nodded, and grabbed Sakura by the arm, dissapearing in a cloud of dark smoke.

"What are you doing!?" Sakura screamed waving her arms around frantically trying to pull his attention towards her. After leaving the Hokage's office, Itachi had reappeared in the outskirts of Konoha, shoved his hands in his pocket and started walking through some weird village with random looking rouge ninja's. Sakura glared at him, planted her feet in the ground, and yelled," Where are we!"

A hand was slammed over her mouth, and she was pulled close to the cloaked Uchiha," Listen here kunoichi, this is a village that was set up here at this time, in our world it no longer exists here. It is apart of the Hidden Mist Village, after years of fighting off Konoha shinobi, who had found it after some time, they decided to just relocate."

She glared at him dangerously," So why are we here again?"

The front of his cloak comes open to reveal the rest of his face, along with his pontail of long raven-tail locks," Well, this is a secret , but... I suppose I'll tell you."

She leaned closer to him, expectantly as he whispered in her ear," This place makes the best of a certain product that I require and that you probably shouldn't touch again, but seeing as the situation calls for alot of it, we will just have to make sacrifices for our mission."

She raised an eyebrow and tilted her head," You're making no sense, why aren't we completing the mission, what sacrifices...?"

He sighed in annoyance before finally pursing his lips together and giving a slight smile,"I'm going to put this in terms even you can understand... we're going to get drunk."

He thought she would go along with it, he really had; but she narrowed her dragon slit eyes, a sign that her summon was showing, and snarled," We don't have time for you to get drunk off your..."

"Now, now whatch your language Blossom,," Itachi interrupted her oncoming rant," I'm going to put this nice and simple for you ok? If I know me, which is myself, which I think I do, then I know, at this point in time where I am."

"Where would that be?"

Itachi just starred at her, resisting the urge to roll his eyes," I always keep an eye on Konoha, and I'm sure word of our umm...would you call it our ummm..."little adventure...", has gotton to me by now, I probably even know your coming. So just shut up, quite complaining and lets go."

He turned to go, and resisted the violent twitch in his right eye when she replied," Why did you tell the Hokage we would come find me if you didn't mean it, I mean he is going to expect us to bring me back, if we want to go back."

He turned his head to her once again and replied," I'm making this up as we go along...can you not tell that? So listen would you rather be in the Hokage's office listening to him complain about all of this and blaming us, or would you rather be here getting drunk into next ummm...week, or month, whatever, you know what I'm saying?"

She smiled a devious grin that only a women could do," But, Cyndi, this is our fault..."

He felt his sharingan star to spin in agitation. Why did she have to be so impossible? Couldn't an s-class criminal go get drunk without people questioning his motives? He finally growled out," Listen, Haruno, do you want sake or not?"

"Well...," she looked up at him, and took on a look of complete mischief," Of course I do, I am a missing nin, I haven't gotten into any trouble since you captured me. Well that is if you overlook the whole get-drunk-fall-through-portal-appear-in-past- thing, but I'm long over due for some mischief!"

He just nodded," Well alright then...ummmm...wow...lets get ...going!"

She raised an eyebrow staring at him with disbelieving eyes,"...o...k...then..."

He grabbed her arm and pulled her towards a small stand, bought a large bottle of imported sake, and led her on a walk back to Konoha. Oh what a bad idea it was...

A couple of hours later found the two no closer to Konoha then before.

"Ya know...Sakura, I pull my share," Itachi ranted, one arm thrown around Sakura's shoulder with sake in hand, his other arm waving wildly infront of them," Akatsuki, just doesn't appreciate what I do for them!"

"You poor wittle weasel!" Sakura yelled putting both hands infront of her, enthusiastically adding to her words," I see your potential! I really do! I mean your great at cooking and cleaning, and you are the best manicurest around! You just suck as a person!"

Itachi furrowed his eyebrows and turned towards her twitching," What was that?"

" Ummmmm...nicer terms...Your not the friendliest cookie in the box..."

Itachi growled lowly," I am an Uchiha, and Akatsuki...not a cookie..."

Sakura grinned," Oh yes how silly of me, you're a Cyndi!"

His twitching increased and he stared at her with an are-you-seriously-saying-this-to-me-right-now kind of look, and she backed away a few steps.

"Thats it," Itachi glared," Your going down!"

Sakura backed up a few feet as he advanced, sharingan spinning,"Ummmmmmm...Itac.."

"JUST KIDDING!" he suddenly yelled as she sweat dropped," I had you convinced for a second there didn't I!?"

When she continued to stare he just cheerily smiled, causing lightning to strike and little animals to run away. Sakura's eye twitched a little as she replied," Your kinda creepy when you do that..."

"That is besides the point, come with me! I feel the need to go to...Hey! is that store selling cloaks half price?"

"HEY! YEAH IT IS!" Sakura joining her now jumping up and down companion, who locked hands with her as they sprinted into the store.

Another hour passed, the sake never leaving the Uchiha's hand. They kept getting wierd stares, and they knocked over several racks of clothes and one glass vase which after much he-did-it-she-did-it argueing, he ended up paying for. After finally getting their purchases, a leather duster for Sakura, two pairs of sunglasses, and a bottle of sunscreen, they where kicked out of the small store and told never to return. That didn't end well either.

Itachi tried to retaliate, saying he would go on strike. Which of course, left Sakura, who hadn't had as much sake as the unsharing Uchiha, to explain to him that he couldn't go on strike unless he worked there. Minutes later they were back in the store trying to apply for jobs, which led to the owner using a transportation juutsu to send them to the Hokage. Sakura decided the guy needed more work on his juutsus', as they where now on a jagged hill overlooking the Hokage, who was about to summon the portal.

"Itachi, look we need to find me so we can go back to our own time!" Sakura whispered to Itachi, who was quite for a minute.

"Hey Sakura...LOOK!!!! A BIRD!" Itachi screamed reaching out for said bird.

"Itachi! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura tried grabbing for him, as he moved his arms around before falling over the edge, the juutsu kicked in as she was jerked forward as well.

They went tumbling, litteraly head-over-heels, to the bottom of the small valley outside of Konoha. The Hokage never saw them coming, as he began the last symbol for the portal. Halfway through the hand sign, he was sent hurtling through the portal., followed by one very out of control Uchiha and one very cursing Haruno.

Meanwhile, some close, some miles away; the Konoha twelve, the sand siblings, Kakashi, Itachi, Sakura, Kabuto, Orochimaru, and Sasuke, all found themselves glowing a bright blue, before they were thrown to the forest ground, their former companions no where in sight.

Naruto, looked to find Hinata sitting beside him "Umm...I don't think we're in our Konoha anymore."

Well guys thats this chapter I will be updating soon!

-Michiharu