A/N: hey people, just thought I say now what I forgot to say on the first chap ; The characters in this story are based off me and my two friends. So yeah...just thought I'd say in case you cared

SasuxNaruFangirl: No, they were not on drugs...that's just how they (we) are...very scary I know...and thank you for being the only person to review...you get a cookie!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...if I did then Sakura would be ten feet under and pushing up daisies...so yeah

Sasuke drug Shen to his apartment. Once there he dropped her on the ground.

Shen looked up at him with teary eyes. "You're not very nice."

Saskue glared at her.

Shen looked over her shoulder. "Who said that?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. He pointed at the couch. "That's where you're sleeping."

Shen walked over tothe couchand stared at it with wide eyes. She poked it tentively.

Sasuke walked up behind her. "What are you doing?"

Shen screamed and threw a nearby lamp over her shoulder at him.

Sasuke dodged it. "Hey!"

Shen looked over her shoulder at the fuming Sasuke. "Hi. How ya doin'?" She hit him on the head. "Feed me!"

Sasuke pushed her onto the couch. "Don't move and don't touch anything." He stalked into the kitchen. (he's stalking the sporks. SH!)

Shen sniffed sadly. "Critic." She looked around and spotted a door. "What's behind door #1?" She got up and opened it.

It was a closet.

Shen grinned evily. She walked into the closet, shutting the door behind her.

Saskue walked into the room. He had a plate and sandwich in one hand. He looked around. "Dammit, where'd she go?"

A banging came from the closet.

Saskue raised an eyebrow. He walked over and opened the door.

Shen reached out and hit him on the head with an umbrella. "Shinish sloo."

Sasuke's eye twitched like mad.

Shen shrunk back into the closet. She stuck her arms into the sleeves of a random coat. She waved her arms about. "Whooo whoooo."

A vein appeared on Sasuke's head. "Get.out.of.there."

Shen poked her head out. "Feed me!"

Sasuke held up the sandwich. "Come out of there and I'll give it to you."

Shen seemed to think it over. "Food!" She lunged out of the closet, tackled Sasuke, and grabbed the sandwich. She sat on his stomach crosslegged and began eating.

"Get.off.me."

Shen looked around. "Who said that?"

Sasuke now had a large vein on his head. "I did you moron! Get off me!"

Shen looked down at him. She tilted her head. "Do I know you?"

Suddenly the doorbell rang.

Shan looked at the door for a few seconds before looking back at Sasuke. "Aren't you going to get that?"

Saskue shoved her off and stormed over to the door. He opened it to see a girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Sasuke-kun!" she squealed.

"Ino," he said in acknowledgement.

Suddenly they heard a scream.

They looked over at Shen.

Shen was knelt on the floor infront of her now destroyed sandwich. She scooped it up and cradled it close. She glared at Sasuke with tears in her eyes. "How could you!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

Shen got up and walked over, still cradling the destroyed sandwich. "It was our baby! Our baby boy! You killed him!"

Sasuke's eye twitched.

Ino tapped Sasuke on the shoulder. "Who is she?"

Shen spoke up before Sasuke could. "I'm his wife. How!"

Ino looked like she had just been slapped. "W-wife?"

Sasuke hit Shen in the head. "She is not my wife."

"Then why is she here?"

"The Hokage ordered me to give her a place to stay while she's here. There are two more, staying with other people."

Ino blinked. "Oh."

Sasuke glared at Shen.

Shen smiled innocently.

Ino grabbed Sasuke's arm, blushing madly. "Um Sasuke, could you help me with something?"

Sasuke nodded. He gave Shen a sharp look. "Behave and don't go anywhere."

Shen saluted him. "Aye-aye!"

Sasuke and Ino left.

Shen was left alone...in Sasuke's apartment...with many breakable things...and sharp objects.

She looked around and rubbed her hands together. "Time to get to work!" She headed into the kitchen.

There was a fridge full of different foods.

Shen grinned evily. (she does that a lot) She walked over and opened the fridge door. Immediately she reached for the whipped cream in a spray can. She also grabbed a jar of jelly. Quickly she found Sasuke's bedroom.

His pillows were white, perfect.

Shen walked over and sprayed a thin film of whipped cream on his pillows. She pulled out the jar of jelly and pulled back the sheets on the bed. She turned the jar over and dumped the contents all over the spread. Then she pulled the covers back up and over the pillows.

A door opened and shut.

Shen scurried back into the livingroom, after hiding the whipped cream can and jelly jar under the bed.

Sasuke was standing at the front door. He glared at her. "Where where you?"

"Bathroom," Shen said simply.

"For some reason I don't believe you."

Shen put on an innocent face. "Why ever not Sasuke?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Come on." He opened the door.

"Are we going somewhere?"

Sasuke sighed. He grabbed her arm and drug her out of the apartment. He rug her to a clearing in the forest on the outskirts of the village. Once there he sat her on the ground. "Stay." He went off and started training.

Shen blinked. She looked around and spotted a peble, a rock, a boulder, and a log. A wicked smile came across her lips. She reached over and grabbed the peble. She hurled it at Sasuke.

It hit him in the back of the head.

He whipped around.

Shen looked around, whistling innocently.

Sasuke glared at her before going back to training.

Shen grinned and grabbed the rock. Again she hurled it at Sasuke.

It hit him in the shoulder.

Again he whipped around.

Shen pointed at a tree.

Sasuke threw a kunai at her.

She screamed and dove out of the way.

Sasuke smirked and went back to training.

Shen was now hiding behind the boulder. She peeked over it and looked around sneakily. Slowly, and painfully, she lifted up the boulder and hurled it at Sasuke.

Sasuke saw it coming. He dodged out of the way.

Shen, seeing death in Sasuke's eyes, screamed.

POWBAMTHUD

Shen lay with swirly eyes at the base of a tree.

Sasuke went back to his training.

A few hours later Shen regained consciousness.

She sat up and looked around.

Sasuke was still training.

The log caught Shen's eye.

She crept over to it and quietly picked it up.

Sasuke had his back to her at the moment.

Shen slowly crept toward him. Once behind him she raised the log above her head. She brought it down on his head while screaming, "Cockroach!"

Sasuke fell to the ground unconscious.

Shen blinked. She poked him with her foot. "Did I kill him? OMG! I killed him!" She fell to the ground and grabbed him by the shoulders. She shook him back and forth. "You can't die! Who's gonna feed me if you do! You can't die!"

Sasuke groaned and opened his eyes.

Shen blinked. "Hi!" she paused. "Bye!" She took off running.

Sasuke blinked. "Wha-Shen!" He jumped up and took off after her.

Shen looked over her shoulder and screamed. She ran into the village with Sasuke in tow. She kept on screaming.

Sasuke soon caught up with her.

POWBAMBAMCRASHTHUD

Shen, who had flown through two walls, lay on the ground unconscious.

Sasuke walked over and picked her up. He walked back to his apartment and layed her on the couch.

That night...

Sasuke was getting ready for bed.

Shen slowly regained consciousness and looked around. She got up and went to the bathroom. She came back and layed on the couch.

Sasuke turned off the lights and walked over to his bed. He pulled back the covers and flopped down onto the bed.

Squish

"SHEN!"

Shen smiled evily before closing her eyes and falling asleep.