Alucard, Anderson, Seras & Maxwell: (are playing a game of Iscariot VS Hellsing Ping-Pong and insulting each other's organizations)
Kakuzu: (is sowing Hidan's head back on his body)
Hidan: (is muttering about Jashin)
Seth: (runs in arms waving wildly screaming in terror) Anyways, Interview 3 (holds up 4 fingers)
Anderson: Um… lass? (points at fingers)
Seth: Eh? Oh… yes I did that on purpose…. (sweat drops and puts down one finger) Anyways today's victim is-
Akabane: (enter's smiling sweetly) (he's a picture of freakin innocence)
Seth: HOLY SHIT! THE DOCTOR FROM HELL'S BACK!
Akabane: Now don't be like that! We can still be friends can't we?
Seth: Ummmm…. yes….. of course…… as long as you don't kill me I'm fine…. Anyways try killing Anderson, Hidan or Alucard… it'll be funner…..
Alucard: THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FUN!
Kakuzu: (finishes stitching Hidan up)
Hidan: SINNER PREPARE TO DIE!! (attacks Anderson)
Anderson: (retaliates) BASTARD!
Seth: okay…. --….. moving on, as I was saying. Today's victim is none other than Miss Seras Victoria!
Seras: (pales)
Maxwell: ('s laughing his holy ass off)
Seth: First off Missy V, are they real?
Seras: Um what?
Seth: Your oversized breasts man. How the hell do you even stand up?
Seras: OO!! (opens mouth)
Seth: Forestalling the obvious question, there are, as has been previously stated, many, many things wrong with me.
Seras: XX…..
Maxwell: (dies laughing)
Seth: Silence shall be taken as a yes!
Seras: OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL YOU IDIOT!
Seth: Moron.
Seras: Jealous.
Seth: --….. -O… you die now Blondie….
Seras: You're blond too!
Akabane: .You 2 should really try and be more civil with each other!
Hidan: FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A SINNER!
Akabane: . Never mind!
Seth: (spins to glare at Akabane)
Seras: Why is there a J cut into the back of your shirt?
Seth: Aka-chan tried to KILL ME!! SCAPLE LOVING PSYCHO!
Akabane: That's why you like me! .
Seth: That and the fact you and Midou-kun make such a hot yaoi couple.
Akabane: (blink) (blink, blink) …. ! Why thank you Seth-kun!
Seth: Okay screw trying to faze you… (faces Seras again) anyways Blondie, do you perve on Integra?
Seras: WHAAAAAAAAAT!! OO!!
Alucard & Akabane: (Alucard Draws Jackal and Akabane draws scalpels.)
Akabane: Shall we begin?
Alucard: With pleasure!
Akabane: This should be fun!
Akabane & Alucard: (fight)
Seth: Alright that was a yes. Now who do like the most out of the following: Pip, Fargus, Alucard, Anderson, Maxwell, Integra, RS1, RS2, Johnny Depp, me, Akabane, Hidan and Kakuzu? On the second thought just list your top five.
Seras: (blink) ummmmmm Johnny Depp?
Seth: WOOOOOOOOOT!!! JOHNNY ROX!! WE LOVE YOU!!! YEAH!!!
Everyone: OO
Seth: Ummmm (sweat drops) Well yea I'm just a wee bit obsessed deal wit it peoples.
Seras: ummmmmmm
Seth: Pick already you God damned goodie twoshoes!
Akabane: (briefly pauses in fighting Alucard) Do you have more than two Seth-kun?
Seth: --Why are you even here?
Seras: Master, Pip, Father Anderson and Integra!!
Seth: (falls over) Did I just hear Anderson before Integra?
Schro: GUTTEN TAG!!! Und now ve have a brief intermission to discus ze finer points of zis, it vould be long, tedious und boring if put here so, VE VON'T!!! HAVE FUN JA!!!
Seth, Seras & Kakuzu: (are discussing the Akatsuki uniform)
Seth: Seriously, a little more red could only make it se-!!! HOLY SHIT!! AKABANE ARE YOU KISSING ALUCARD AGAIN?!?!
Seras: (looks) Master? OMG!! MY EYES!!!
Seth: WTF are you on about now blondie? This is even better than Akabane and Ban. (pulls out camera and starts taking pictures)
Hidan: You're a fuckin' great guy, I luv ya like a sister! HIC!!
Anderson: Aye Hic! Hic! Righ' back at ye HIC!!
Seras: Maybe we shouldn't have given them all that alcohol.
Seth: Meh, they're happy, we're happy, Alucard and Akabane wouldn't notice if you thought them. You know I almost think this went well.
Seras: (shifty eyes) Jealous.
Seth: I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOUR OVERSIZED FAKE CHEST!!!!
Seras: THEN WHY SHOUT?
Seth: Because I'm the Austhoress!
Seras: Are you really? I mean really a girl?
Seth: What's that supposed to mean?
Seras: You look like a guy, act like a guy and you dress like a guy. Most people will think you're a guy.
Seth: (jumps to feet) YOU HAD SEX WITH PIP AND KILLED HIM SO HE COULDN'T TELL!!!
Seras: (also leaps to feet) LIAR!!
Seth: (looks smug) At least I don't dress like a whore.
Seras: YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!
Seth: BRING IT!!!!!
Schro: Zis vill just degrade und get lower. So ve vill stop it here und attempt to maintain some degree of sanity, JA!! Seth does
own Hellsing, Naruto or Get Backers und ja she is often mistaken for a guy (snickers).