Kris: alright people, I'm so glad you all like this...and thank you to the people who reviewed . I appriciate it...and I know I spelt that wrong -.-...so yeah...

crazy-but-fun: I'm glad you like it...and yes,it appears that all she cares about is the food o.O she scares me in real life
Shenron13: it does sound familar don't it? I WANNA COOKIE!
WaterKatanas: it's good to see that me and my friends aren't the only ones that are evil . and yes, they are crazy...but then again all my friends are o.O I really think they get it from me -.-

Temari dragged Kris to a two story house.

All four of them walked in.

Kris stopped in the doorway, hands on her hips, and took a deep breath. "Ah, smells like home already." Then she fell over and started twitching.

Kankuro poked her with a broom stick. "Is she ok?"

Temari shook her head. "Probably not."

Kris kept twitching. "Look! Imma fish!"

Kankuro sweatdropped. "I guess you were right."

Temari sighed. "Kris!"

Kris froze and looked up at her. "Yessum?"

"Off the floor!" Temair commanded.

Kris jumped to her feet and stood like a soldier. "Mission complete, sir!"

Temari's eye twitched. "What did you call me?"

Kankuro snickered. "You're in for it now."

Kris looked around frantically. She pointed at Gaara. "The zoo has lost their panda! We must return her!"

Gaara glared at the girl.

Temari and Kankuro went silent. They looked back and forth between Gaara and Kris.

Kris looked around confused. "Who said that?" She looked at Temari. "Ma'am, your ceiling wants to eat your brother's nose and your couch is talking."

Temari rolled her eyes.

Kris's eyes went big. "RUN!" She took off running through the house, arms flailing about. She ran into a door. She staggered backwards blinking rapidly. "Who put that there?"

Temari and Kankuro walked into the kitchen, where Kris was.

Temari walked over to the girl and grabbed her by the back of the shirt collar. "Come on you." She drug the girl back into the livingroom.

Kris screamed once before going silent.

"What was that about?" Kankuro asked.

Kris looked at him. "Your dad. Oh double burn!"

A vein appeared on Kankuro's head.

Kris walked over and got right up in his face.

Kankuro blinked.

Kris tilted her head. "Are you constipated? 'Cuz you look constipated to me."

Temari burst out laughing.

Kankuro now had a large vein on his head.

Kris looked around, completely oblivious to Kankuro's murderous look and Temari's laughing. She spotted Gaara. "Panda!" She started dancing to the Peter Panda Dance while singing it. "When your down and low, lower than the floor, and you feel like you ain't got a chance, da da, Don't make a move 'till your in the groove, And do the peter panda dance! Just hop three times like a kangaroo, Side step twice just like the crabs do. Three steps forward one step back! Quick like a turtle, lie on your back. Roll like a log 'till you can't roll no more, better jump quick like there ain't no floor. Hold your breath, step to the left, and that's the peter, I swear that's the peter, that's the peter panda dance!"

Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara blinked.

Kris blinked back.

"You're annoying," Kankuro said bluntly.

Kris clutched her chest and fell over backwards.

"You're really annoying," Kankuro told her.

Kris sat up and pouted. "That's not nice!"

Kankuro rolled his eyes. "What's your point?"

Kris blinked. "I don't know. But I do know that chickens fly."

"They do not," Kankuro said.

"Do to!"

"Do not."

"Do to!"

"Do not."

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"DO TO!"

"DO NOT!"

"Do not."

"DO TO!"

Kris blinked. "Well, if you say so."

"I did say so!" Kankuro nearly yelled.

Temari laughed.

Kankuro looked at her. "What!" He then realized what happened. Slowly he turned to Kris, a murderous look on his face.

Kris looked around with shifty eyes.

"Run," Kankuro hissed.

Kris screamed and took off running, Kankuro right behind her.

"Get back here you!" Kankuro yelled.

Kris screamed and continued her run through town.

Kankuro was in hot persute.

This went on for a few hours.

Kris was still screaming and running from a pissed Kankuro. She passed a screaming Shen and a pissed Sasuke.

Kankuro was running out of fuel, unlike the hyper active Kris. "Get...back...here!"

Kris kept screaming and running. She ran back to the house.

Kankuro chased her around the house for about 15 minutes.

Temari and Gaara walked out. Every few seconds Kris and Kankuro would run by them, Kris screeching like a banshee and Kankuro yelling curses.

Gaara soon got a headache from the screaming. His sand came out and grabbed Kris as she ran by.

Kankuro cracked his knuckles. "Thank you Gaara. Now hold her for me." He advanced toward Kris.

Kris screamed.

Temair stepped infront of Kankuro. "Enough."

"Temari move," Kankuro commanded.

Temari glared at him. "I said enough. Gaara has a meeting."

"Dammit," Kankuro muttered.

Gaara took Kris into the house before heading off.

Temari locked the front door before her an Kankuro followed Gaara.

Kris blinked. "They left me!" She sniffled sadly. "How rude!" She looked around. "Ok, I'm bored now. What to do?"

A bird outside chirped.

Kris looked out the window. "That bird gave me an idea." She walked to the back door and headed into the yard.She found a bucket and started digging. 20 mintues later she walked into the house, bucket full of wiggling worms. She positioned it above the front door so that when they walk inside it will fall on them. She giggled evily, which turned into a maniac laugh. Suddenly she stopped. "I got it!" She ran out to the nearest pet store.

20 minutes later...

She came back with four garden snakes. She placed three of them in the fridge and took the other one upstairs.

There were four doors.

She opened one.

There was a toilet and shower.

"Bathroom. Hm. Possibility. But what?" She went into thought, stroking the snake lovingly. "I got it!" She walked over and placed the snake in the shower. "There you go baby," she cooed.

The snake curled up in a corner of the shower.

Kris headed out, shutting the door behind her. "Now what?" She went on an expedition through the house.

A thing of chakra string sat on the coffee table, staring at her. Kankuro had changed the strings to his puppets then night before.

Kris grinned evily and grabbed the string. She gave a piece of it a good yank. "Strong, perfect." And off she went.

20 minutes later...

Every doorway in the house now had a piece of string near the bottom of it. Kris had to be careful not to trip over any of them.

She went on another search that lead her outside to a she nearby shed. There she found a can of oil. Smirking, she headed back into the house.

5 minutes later...

The entire kitchen floor was now covered in oil.

Kris admired her work before throwing away the oil can. She sat down on the couch and waited.

A few minutes later the front door was unlocked.

Kris grinned and moved to the staircase where she could see the door but not be seen.

The door opened and the bucket fell.

There were two gasps.

Kris snickered.

Gaara stood in the doorway, covered in dirt and wiggly worms. He looked murderous. (I can picture that...its a funny mental picture .)

"KRIS!" Temari screeched.

Kris crept upstairs and into the first room, being careful of the string.

Temari heard a door shut upstairs. She rushed up the stairs, Kankuro at her heels. She flung open the door to the first room.

Kris was sitting on the bed, looking innocent.

Temari rushed foward, as did Kankuro. She tripped on the string and fell on her face.

Kankuro tripped over her, falling on her.

Kris was currently dying with laughter.

Gaara walked into the room, over the two on the floor.

Kris immediately shut up. She looked around frantically.

"Gaara no!" Temari and Kankuro nearly yelled.

Gaara turned and looked at the two sprawled on the floor. "Leave."

"Gaara," Temari pleaded.

"Leave."

Temari and Kankuro relunctently complied, giving Kris a sympathetic look as they left.

Once they were gone, and the door was shut, Gaara turned to the girl.

Kris gulped.

"How many?" he asked.

Kris blinked, confused. "Huh?"

"How many more?"

"Oh! Um," Kris paused to count on her fingers, "3 layed out plus however many doorways you have. And one at 1 in the morning."

"Where and what?" Gaara asked, a hint of interest in his voice.

"The kitchen floor is oiled and there are three snakes in the fridge. There's also a snake in the shower. None of the snakes are posionous, they're garden snakes. Oh, and be careful when walking through the doors, there ares strings at the bottoms waiting to trip someone," Kris informed him.

Just then they heard a scream then a thud.

The two glanced at eachother before running down the stairs.

Kankuro was laughing in the kitchen doorway. (It's one of those doorways that doesn't have a door and is huge...and it's the only doorway that Kris didn't make into a trap.)

Kris and Gaara looked into the kitchen.

Temari was laying on her back in the middle of the floor, trying to catch the air that was knocked out of her.

Kris joined Kankuro in laughing.

Gaara smirked.

Temari finally caught her breath. "KRIS!" she screeched.

Kris cringed at the loudness.

Temair tried getting up but ended up falling again.

Kankuro laughed harder.

Kris pushed Kankuro foward slightly.

"Hey-AH!" He slipped and fell, knocking himself out.

Kris threw her hands in the air. "Goal!"

Somehow, someway, Temari made it out of the kitchen. She glared at Kris.

Kris grinned sheepishly.

15 minutes later...

Temari stood in the kitchen doorway, arms folded across her chest.

Kris was currently scrubbing the kitchen floor, 2 large bumps on her head where Temari had hit her with a book.

45 minutes later Kris finished. "There!"

"Good. I'm going to take a shower." Temair headed upstairs.

Kris smirked.

Kankuro, who had recently woken up, walked into the kitchen. "Why are you smirking?"

Kris looked at him innocently. "No reason."

"Whatever." Kankuro walked over to the fridge. He opened the door and reached for some bread when he screamed like a girl and jumped away from the fridge.

Gaara walked into the kitchen casually.

Temari came in soon after in nothing but a towel and under garments. "What happened? Who screamed?"

Kris, who was currently laughing hysterically, pointed at Kankuro.

Temari looked at the paled Kankuro. "What's wrong?"

"S-s-snakes!" Kankuro stuttered.

Temari jumped on a nearby chair while screaming, "Kill them!"

"NO!" Kris pushed Kankuro out of the way. She gently grabbed the snakes.

Kankuro attached himself to a wall, far away from Kris and the snakes.

"They're harmless garden snakes," she told them, kissing on of the snakes on the head.

Temari gagged. "Get them out!" she screeched.

Kris cringed. "Alright alright!" She walked out the backdoor and set them on the ground. "Be free!"

The snakes slithered off.

Kris walked back inside.

Temari gave her an accusing look. "You're an evil little girl."

Kris just grinned.

Temari rolled her eyes and headed upstairs to take her shower.

Kankuro stayed attached to his wall.

Gaara and Kris walked into the livingroom. They heard the shower turn on.

Kris grinned evily. "Wait for it."

They heard a blood curdling scream.

Kris clutched her ears.

Temari came screeching down the stairs. She was soaking wet with nothing but a towel on.

Kris dove into the kitchen and crawled under the table.

Temari jumped on one of the kitchen chairs. "KRIS! You little bitch!" she screeched.

Kris was under the table, shaking like a leaf.

"Get it out of this house!" Temari screamed.

"Meep!" Kris scurried from under the table and up the stairs. She took the snake from the shower and took it outside. Afterwards, she poked her head into the kitchen through the backdoor. Slowly she walked in.

Temari saw her. "YOU!" She grabbed a frying pan.

Kris screamed and took off running.

Temari ran after her, one hand keeping the towel around her and the other waving the frying pan about.

15 minutes later...

Kris was hudled under the kitchen table trembling. She had another large bump on her head and bruises all over her.

Temari was in the shower.

Gaara was sitting at the kitchen table.

And Kankuro was still attached to his wall.

That night...

Kris lay in Gaara's room, since he doesn't sleep. Temari had made her take all the string off the doors.

Now everyone was in their rooms, Gaara in the livingroom.

Before long everyone but Gaara was asleep.

At 1 in the morning...

Kris woke up and headed downstairs. She grabbed the bucket she had used earlier.

Gaara watched her in silence.

Kris walked into the kitchen and filled the bucket with ice and water. She hauled her load upstairs.

Gaara followed her silently.

Kris walked into Kankuro's room. She walked over and shook him slightly.

Kankuro groaned and slowly opened his eyes. "What?"

Kris smiled and said sweetly, "Good morning sunshine!"

He groaned and rolled over.

So Kris dumped the ice water on him. She took off out of his room.

"KRIS!" Kankuro screamed, now fully awake.

Gaara shook his head with a soft chuckle and headed back downstairs.

Eventually everyone but Gaara was again sound asleep.

Kris: Alright people rate! or the moron gets it! -points a cookie threateningly at Naruto, who is tied and gagged to a chair-
Naruto: -blinks- mel m
Kris: -tilts head- I didn't know you could speak french!
Shen: you can speak french? cool! so can I! Hola!
Mizu: I think that's spanish
Kris: cheesecake...
Sasuke: -rolls eyes- would you all shut up
Kris: ONLY if they review!
Sasuke: REVEIW DAMMIT!