Schro: GUTTEN TAG!!!
Captain: (rolls eyes)
Doc: Get on vith it Varrent Officer!
Schro: Ja, vell due to ze condition in vitch ve left out authoress und ze rest of ze cast ve are sorry to say ve have no interview today.
Doc: Seth und Seras are in ze hospital, Akabane und Anderson are missing, Hidan und Anderson are still trying to kill each other und Kakuzu is just stealing from anyone and everyone...
Captain: (snarls)
Schro: Don't stare he bites!
Doc: Vunderful, more hospital cases!
Captain: (death glare)
Schro: Ve are very, very sorry but ve shall return vith more interview from hell!! As soon as everyone can valk again...
(a black hat with a slit in the brim falls on Schro's head)
Schro: (looking up) Vat ze- OMG!!! OMG!! MIEN EYES!! ZEY BURN!!!
Doc: Vell at least ve know vere Alucard and Jackal are...
Captain: (vanishes ninja style)
Schro: Oh ja, und ve are looking for some unique questions for any und all Hellsing cast!! However normal questions vill not be used... zis is ze interview from hell ja? So ze more pointless, psychotic und insane your question the more likely it is to be used ja!! Good luck!
Doc: Zis is pointless...
Schro: Ja, but fun.
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!!