Here is the long awaited update. I am so sorry it took so long to get up. I kinda forgot about it. ; Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
kirbythesmiteyone: -grins- I am glad you liked it.
MistiCat: Beautiful? Well I've never heard that one before...thank you!
Sienna Maiu: -sad look- And I'm not awesome? -cries in corner- Joking. And no, Sakura isn't gonna be treated worse than the others.
MagicalStarlight: Hehe. That's what I like to hear and that's what keeps me writing.
13thShadowKnight: Sounds like fun. Me and my friends have had our share of crazy times. P
Wyrvvn: o.o Should I fear for my life?
Mkay. On to the story!!
Shen, Kris, and thier 'keepers' were standing on a bridge.
Naruto was there too.
Kankuro was twitching, as was Temari.
Sasuke had dark circles under his eyes.
Naurto looked at the three. "What's wrong with you guys?"
Sasuke pointed at Shen.
Temari and Kankuro pointed at Kris.
Both girls grinned innocently.
Naruto blinked, lost.
Suddenly they heard screaming.
"The turkey's are attacking!!" Kris screamed.
"Run for your pickle!!" Shen yelled.
Both got ready to run.
Temari grabbed the back of Kris's shirt and Sasuke grabbed the back of Shen's.
Sasuke made Shen sit. "Stay put," he said through clenched teeth.
"Park your ass and stay there," Temari hissed at Kris.
Kris sat down next to Shen and crossed her arms.
Both girls pouted.
Kankuro rolled his eyes, Temari sighed, and Sasuke yawned.
The screaming continued.
They saw Mizu running toward them.
She was the one screaming.
"Mizu!!" Shen and Kris yelled. They were going to jump up and run to her, but a glare from Sasuke and Temari made them think other wise. Instead they yelled, "RUN BITCH RUN!!!"
Mizu ran up to them and hid behind Sasuke. "Don't let her eat me!!"
"Who's going to eat you?" Sasuke asked annoyed.
"Her!" Mizu pointed at the enraged Sakura, who had just arrived.
Everyone looked at her.
Her hair was sticking out all over the place thanks to the peanut butter and honey.
Kris and Shen pointed at Sakura and burst out laughing.
Naruto and Kankuro soon joined the two.
Sakura, who just realized everyone was there, screamed. She ran back to her house faster than a jack rabbit with its tail on fire.
Mizu sighed with relief.
Shen, Kris, Naruto, and Kankuro kept laughing.
Kris suddenly jumped to her feet and took off screaming.
"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!" Temari screeches.
Kris came to a halt, made a 180, and ran back. She was still screaming. A glare from Temari shut her up quick though.
"Now what?" Shen pipped.
"Let's go hiking!" Mizu exclaimed.
"No!!" came the immediate response from the 'keepers'.
Mizu pouted.
"We're going to wait for Sakura to get back," Temari told them.
Shen, Kris, and Mizu groaned.
Kris layed back and stared up at the sky. Suddenly she pointed up and yelled, "OMG IT'S A FLYING PICKLE!!"
Everyone looked up, giving the three crazies a chance to run.
"RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER'S DAUGTHER'S DOG'S SQUIRREL'S SAKE!!" Shen screamed as she ran next to her two friends.
"GET BACK HERE!!" Temari bellowed as she took after them, Sasuke, Kankuro, and Naruto close behind.
The three girls screamed and split up.
Kris ran towards the forest, managing to run into a tree. "I'm ok!" she said as she stumbled about, trying to get her eyesight back. She spotted Temari running toward her and screamed, darting into the forest.
Temari quickly gained on the still dazed girl, seeing as Kris had run into yet another tree.
"YOU GODDAMN SQUIRREL!!" Kris yelled, shaking her fist at a nearby boulder.
Temari quirked an eyebrow and grabbed Kris by the back of the shirt collar. "Come on you," she hissed.
Kris allowed herself to be dragged about 3 feet before screaming loudly and grabbing a nearby tree branch. The branch snapped and Kris used it to hit Temari upside the head.
"OW!" Temari exclaimed, her grip on Kris diminishing.
Kris beamed and took off running again, narrowly dodging a tree.
Temari growled and took off after her, muttering darkly under her breath.
Shen darted down an alleyway and hid behind a trashcan.
Sasuke stalked into the alleyway, a predator searching feverishly for its prey. "Shen," he said through clenched teeth.
Shen looked at the mouse on the top of the trashcan and pressed her finger to its nose. "Sh! Don't let him know I'm here," she said rather loudly.
Sasuke's eye twitched violently. "Shen I know your there," he hissed.
"This is all your fault!" Shen yelled at the mouse, which squirred off in fear.
Sasuke walked over and grabbed her arm roughly. "C'mon," he said roughly, dragging her out of the alleyway and into a busy street.
Shen smirked evily before fake tears streamed down her face. "RAPE!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
Heads snapped towards them and Sasuke immediately let go of her.
Shen cackled evily and took off running down the street.
Mizu ran blindly down the street, Naruto and Kankuro hot on her heels.
Random villagers watched in mild amusement.
"Get back here!" Naruto panted.
Mizu screamed and darted around a corner, running into Kakashi-sensei. "I'M SAVED!!" she wailed, throwing her arms around the confused ninja's neck.
Naruto and Kankuro sped around the corner. "You caught her Kakashi!" Naruto cheered.
"Er...what's going on?" Kakashi asked, trying to pry Mizu from his neck.
"THEY'RE BEATING ME!! AND STARVING ME!!" Mizu wailed.
Kakashi looked at the boys sternly. "Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright," he told Mizu.
Naruto's jaw dropped. "You actually believe her?!" he demanded shocked.
"Of course! She has no need to lie," Kakashi told them.
Mizu grinned before hitting Kakashi upside the head and taking off at a dead sprint.
"You let her get away!" Kankuro yelled in disbelief before him and Naruto took off after the troublemaker.
Kakashi blinked slowly, watching them run off.
Please please please review. I know it was short but reviewing will help me update!!