Here is the update you've all been begging for. Sorry it took so long. I've been swamped with school work and stuff. But here it is!!
Mizu Hime: I'm glad you like the pranks.
Nyx-Key: Thanks. It makes me smile to know people laught at it.
akuoni: I don't think I've heard that one before. Thanks.
SpifffyKon: Le gasp! You don't like pickles? Oh well, I guess that's not really important...what is, is that you like the story.
Anime-Kunoichi: Yes, I have seen those movies. And I will keep that in mind. Thank you for the idea.
Foreign Geisha: The update wasn't soon...but it's finally up!
swt2chlk: Okay, who told you about the evil plans? Are you a mind reader? There's a spy isn't there? I knew it...
MistiCat: The sad thing is, my friend would actually do that...
Eternal-Hampsters-of-Doom: How'd you know I had the update written? I didn't even know I had it...everyone should thank you because you reminded me about this story. -bows- thank you.
Shen, Mizu, and Kris were currently tied up in Sasuke's livingroom. They were tied back to back and were currently singing the 'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves' song.
"SHUT UP!!!" Temari screeched after about 4 seconds.
The three looked at her innocently, quiet for the moment.
Temari was sitting on the couch, rubbing her temples. "Sasuke, do you have any advil?" she asked the Uchiha.
Sasuke walked into the kitchen and rummaged through the cabinets.
Someone knocked on the front door. "I'll get it," Sakura said as she walked over to the door. She had somehow gotten out all the peanut butter and honey, though her hair now had a carmelly sheen to it.
It was Gaara.
"How was the meeting?" Temari asked as Sasuke handed her a glass of water and advil.
Gaara merely nodded and stared at the three tied up girls. "I don't want to know," he says simply.
"No, you don't," Kankuro muttered.
"Freee us!" the three girls chorused.
"Shut up!" Temari said, throwing a pillow at them. It hit Kris in the face.
"I'M SUFFICATING!! I TOLD YOU PILLOWS ATTACKED!!!!" Kris screamed loudly.
Temari's eye twitched.
"If you just would have left them alone," Kankuro groaned.
"THE ALIENS HAVE ABDUCTED THE FARMER!! COME IN HUSTON!! TAPDANCE YOU STUPID TURKEY!!" the three girls were currently yelling.
"HEY!" Naruto yelled.
The girls quieted and looked at him.
"Lets play the quiet game. Whoever wins gets...a cookie," Naruto said.
"Like that's gonna work," Sasuke muttered.
Kris, Mizu, and Shen clamped their mouths shut and were quiet.
"It actually worked," Temari said shocked.
"We should have thought of that hours ago," Kankuro said.
Kris slammed her head back into Shen's.
Shen bit her tongue on accident and choked back a yelp. She tried to elbow Kris in the ribs but hit Mizu instead.
Mizu leaned over and bit Shen's ear.
Shen let out a yell.
The 'keeper's and Naruto watched in mild amusement.
"Shen's out," Naruto said.
Mizu and Kris grinned.
Shen slammed her head back, hitting both Mizu and Kris.
"OW BITCH!" they both yelled at the same time.
"I can't believe they all lost," Kankuro said in disbelief.
"We're special," Shen told them.
Mizu and Kris nodded, welts on the backs of their heads. The two suddenly started crying.
"What now?" Temari asked with a groan.
"Our heads hurt," they wailed.
Shen snickered.
Kris leaned over and bit Shen's shoulder.
"OW!! Why is everyone biting me?!" Shen demanded, trying to scoot away from Mizu and Kris.
"Maybe we should untie them?" Naruto suggested.
"NO!" Sasuke, Sakura, Kankuro, and Temari chorused.
Naruto shrank back into a corner.
Kris tried to bite through the ropes.
Temari smacked her upside the head.
"OW!!" Kris screamed before sinking her teeth into the flesh on Temari's hand.
Temari screamed and tried to free her hand.
Kankuro hit Kris repeatedly in the head to try and help his sister.
Shen and Mizu started mooing for 'sound effects'.
Gaara and Sasuke watched in mild amusement.
Finally Temari just untied the three girls, causing Kris to immediately let go of her hand.
"You evil evil little person," Temari hissed.
Kris grinned. "Flattery will not get you cheeseburgers," she said quite seriously.
Temari's eye twitched violently.
Shen, Kris, and Mizu all stood, stretching.
"I'm hungry!" Shen declared. She hit Kankuro. "Feed me!!"
"Not my job!" Kankuro snapped.
"Oh that's right, your a hooker," Kris said nodding.
"WHAT?!?!" Kankuro yelled, red in the face.
"He didn't deny it," Mizu stated.
"I'm not a hooker!" Kankuro exclaimed, practically yelling.
Shen nodded. "So your a prostitute."
"I'M NOT A HOOKER OR PROSTITUTE!!" Kankuro yelled.
Kris blinked. "I never said you were a hamburger."
"You said he was a hooker," Temari said, mildly amused by all this.
"I'm not a hooker," Kankuro said through clenched teeth.
Mizu nodded. "So you're ham?"
"What does ham have to do with anything?" Naruto asked.
"What about bacon?" Kris asked, trying to crawl onto Gaara's shoulders.
"Get away from him!!" Temari yelled, throwing a kunai at Kris.
It whizzed past Kris's left ear. The girl froze and slowly looked over her shoulder with wide eyes. "Did you see that?!"
Gaara looked at her blankly.
Kris looked at Gaara with wide eyes. "The couch just tried to murder the Kazekage!!" she exclaimed.
Temari looked at her in disbelief of her stupidity.
"SPY!!" Shen and Mizu yelled.
All three crazies lunged at the couch and started stabbing it with popsicle sticks.
"Hey! That's my couch!" Sasuke exclaimed.
Shen let out a war cry and tackled Sasuke, hitting him repeatedly in the forehead with the popsicle stick.
Sasuke kicked her off and she hit a lamp, breaking it.
Shen lay there twitching.
Kris and Mizu gave up their attempt to kill the couch to watch the oh so interesting struggling between the two.
"You killed her!!" Kris accused Temari.
"She's not dead," Sakure said.
"This is all your fault!!" Kris yelled, pointing at the closet door.
"That's a closet," Temari told the girl, her head ache coming back.
"Right, and how does that make you feel?" Kris asked Gaara.
Gaara merely ignored her.
"ANSWER ME!!" Kris screamed, throwing a pillow at the Kazekage.
Sand deflected the pillow and revealed a ticked Gaara when it went back into the gourd on his back.
Kris looked at him blankly. "Someone's throwing stuff," she said, looking over her shoulder. A fist came in contact with her head, Temari's fist. She slumped off the couch, unconscious.
"YOU KILLED HER!!" Mizu screamed, hitting Sakura with her shoe.
"Stop hitting me!!" Sakura exclaimed, hitting the girl in the head with her fist.
Mizu went cross-eyed as she fell over, unconscious.
"Well I guess we'll take Kris home," Temari said.
Kankuro picked the girl up bridal style.
The sand siblings left with an unconscious Kris.
"Naruto, help me with Mizu," Sakura instructed.
Naruto obediently obeyed, picking up Mizu.
The two left for Sakura's place.
Sasuke scowled at Shen before placing her on the couch.
Not the best. PLEASE REVIEW. It motivates me. And ideas ARE WELCOME!!! Thank you.