Summery: Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Disclaimer: I dont own naruto, if i did you'd have to do this dare infront of Sir Leader to get to the Akatsuki.
A/N: Hey guys, sorry i didnt update yesterday, i had friends over, but i'm just letting you guys know i'm usually going to update on Fridays.
This is an amazing story bet'd by my sis (EmeraldElfSlytherin707), who just graduated the other day, i cried :(
So this story is dedicated to her :D
Oh and thank-you all for your recent reviews
The Best Friends Forever Club
Chapter 2: The Man's Got a Thing For Stitches.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" Hidan shouted defensively.
"Its a dare, you have to do it." Itachi told him, nodding decisively.
"Un! You have to!" Deidara cried, "Especially since mine was ten times worse, un!" The blonde pouted for emphasise.
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING DARE IS!" Hidan screamed in reply, glaring at the other two Akatsuki-nins.
"Well then," Itachi calmly responded, checking his nails with a bored expression, "Why don't you read it aloud like Deidara did?"
Hidan shook his head, "It's too embarrassing..."
"As embarrassing as mine was, un, I had to say it aloud!" Deidara retaliated.
"Fine..." Hidan sighed, as he began to clear his throat and read aloud to them both; "'Do a sexy dance on the kitchen bench, wearing leather hot-pants and singing to the song... 'Sexy back' by Justin Timberlake...'" As he finished, he looked up from the small piece of paper to find a hysterically laughing blonde on Itachi's bed.
"SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING BLONDE!" Hidan screeched, glaring intensely at Deidara's laughing form.
Itachi sighed, exasperated. "Stop being negative! This game is just for laughs-"
"Un! Jeez." Deidara interrupted, nodding.
Itachi sent a quick glare at the smaller boy, before he continued; "Just get it over and done with."
"Oh, for Jashin's sake, fine!" Hidan yelled, standing up from where he had been sitting in Itachi's desk chair, snatching the black and red leather hot-pants from the bed and quickly rushing into the bathroom.
While dressing himself, Hidan mused over his dare. 'Maybe there won't be anyone in the kitchen, I mean hardly anyone goes in the there - especially at this time of the day. Fuck! Just relax, like Itachi said; just get the fucking thing over with!'
Hidan came out of the bathroom, wrapping his Akatsuki cloak tightly around his form, as he announced to the room; "Lets get this fucking thing over with!"
With that the three left the room swiftly, and walked to the kitchen which was convieniently connected to the lounge room, which was were their large stereo sat.
"FUCK, NO!" Hidan screamed as in a last minute hope for escape, he tried to turn himself around and run, but was stopped by two arms - one owned by a blonde and the other by the raven-haired Uchiha. Both wore large smirks painted on their features.
"Come on, un, you have to!" Deidara enthused, trying to encourage the Jashinest.
With a large sigh, Hidan stopped struggling. Depressingly, he walked over to the large stitched-nin, who sat on a stool at the kitchen bench - eating a plate of eggs and bacon.
'Who the fuck eats breakfast at twelve in the afternoon!?' The silver-haired missing-nin thought in frustration, while both Itachi and Deidara ran over to the lounge room and searched quickly for the Justin Timberlake album Deidara had gotten for Christmas that year.
They put the CD in the living room's entertainment system, pushing a few buttons.
The kitchen, rather convieniently, had a tall silver pole installed directly in the middle of the bench. Hidan thought this to be quite helpful to his dare, as he grabbed onto it and pulled himself up, finding himself to be just the right height so that he didn't hit his head on the ceiling.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Kakuzu asked sternly, one eyebrow raised at his partner's confusing behaviour.
With that, the music began to play.
Hidan turned away from Kakuzu, only to turn back dramatically as he began to sing;
"I'm bringin' sexy back..." He shook his index finger at the stitched nin, his hips beginning to sway.
"Them other boys they don't know how to act, I think it's special... what's behind your back?" Hidan then grabbed onto the pole, swinging himself around it as best he could, while letting his Akatsuki cloak fall to the floor - revealing him to be dressed only in leather hot-pants. Kakuzu's eyes grew wide in shock.
"So turn around and I'll pick up the slack... Dirty Babe... You see these shackles baby, I'm your slave..." Hidan leant down, whispering the next line of the song into Kakuzu's ear; "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave, It's just that no one makes me feel this way..."
The stitched-nin blushed deeply at his, watching in shocked silence as his partner continued to dance and sing.
Hidan lifted his hands to his silver hair, pulling on his hair seductively, before whipping them back out dramatically. "Come here girl, go head be gone with it, Come to the back, go head be gone with it... VIP, drinks on me... Lemme see what you're working with, Look at those hips..."
Kakuzu's mouth was agape, unable to speak, as Hidan stood back up and wiggled his hips suggestively. "Make me smile..."
The dancing man then grinned wide, giving his partner a sexy smile, winking. "Go 'head child, and get your sexy on..."
Hidan grabbed the pole, and thrusted slightly into it a few times, while Kakuzu simply watched, eyes wide and mouth drooling. "I'm bringin' sexy back, them other fuckers don't know how to act..."
Leaning his back on the pole, Hidan lifted his arms over his head, swaying his hips from side to side in front of Kakuzu. "Girl let me make up for all the things you lack, because you're burning up I got to get it fast..."
While he continued singing, Deidara and Itachi held their stomachs, attempting to restrain their laughter as tears ran down their cheeks. It seemed to them, that Kakuzu was far too entertained by Hidan's dancing, as he watched intently - a deep crison blushing over the stitched-nins face, or what was visible of it.
Hidan stretched out his arms, his wrists crossed as a sign that he had invisible hand cuffs on; "Dirty Babe... You see these shackles, baby I'm your slave..." He looked straight into Kakuzu's dark yellow eyes, smirking in amusement as he continued to sing to the stitched man. "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave... It's just that no one makes me feel this way..."
The silver-haired man leaned down again, grabbing the white cloth that covered a large portion of Kakuzu's face, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively as he continued his singing; "Come here girl, go head be gone with it... Come to the back, go head be gone with it... VIP, drinks on me..."
Hidan straightened himself again then and looked down at Kakuzu, grinning as he bent his elbows slightly to the side, swinging his hips once again from side to side. "Lemme see what you're working with... Look at those hips... Make me smile..."
Kakuzu gasped, his blush deepening, as Hidan's grin grew wider. "Go 'head child and get your sexy on..."
The Jashinist then wrapped his arms around the pole, lifting himself up and down a few times, and whispering the lines of the song in a low, husky tone; "I'm bringin' sexy back, you mother fuckers watch how I attack..."
Hidan kept his eyes on Kakuzu, the man looking back in shock, as he leaned down onto his hands and knees - crawling towards him while he gazed meaningful into dark yellow eyes, finishing his song. "If that's your girl, baby watch your back... Cuz you're burning up for me and that's a fact."
The song ended, the music's beat dying out, as Deidara took the CD out of the entertainment system and placed it back in its cover - he and Itachi bursting with suppressed laughter.
Hidan smirked as he slipped off of the bench, sending a pleased grin over to Kakuzu as he scooped up his Akatsuki cloak, and walking off from the scene. Itachi and Deidara quickly followed, as they made their way back to the Uchiha's room.
Once back in the safety of Itachi's room, Deidara couldn't contain his laughter as he fell to the floor, clutching his stomach from the pain of his hysterical laughing.
"I didn't know you had a thing for stitches..." Itachi smirked suggestively as he sat down on his bed.
Hidan glared at them both, a blush spreading across his cheeks as he rushed back into the bathroom, quickly changing out of the black and red leather hot-pants.
"I surpose its mine turn next, then..." Itachi monotoned, smiling lightly at his half-dead blonde friend, who currently lay on the floor - wheezing from his laughter as tears rolled down his cheeks.
- v.freak