Reasons

Part 2 of this weird drabble thing

Itachi

The reason why Itachi killed the Uchiha clan was…He had a hearing disability

-Hoshigaki Kisame

Deidara, who was looking at the weird journal thing (he didn't understand why Kisame of all people needed a journal) raised an eyebrow, "So Itachi has a hearing disability?"

Kisame looked back at him and grinned, "Yeah, he does."

"How do you know?" Sasori asked.

Kisame grinned, his shark-like teeth showing. "I just do."

"Hn. What was that?" Itachi said as he walked into the kitchen where they were all crowded around the counter.

"Oh nothing, Itachi-san." Kisame grinned, hiding the journal behind his back.

"Speak up." Itachi said, glaring at him.

"It's nothing Itachi-san!" Deidara smiled shakily.

Itachi glared again and walked out of the room.

Kisame burst out laughing, "Did you hear him? He couldn't hear me clearly so he told me to speak up! That just adds to the pile of evidence I have!"

Sasori raised an eyebrow, "And where is this evidence?"

Kisame chuckled, opening the journal again and turned to the page before the one he just wrote in.

Reasons why…

1: Always tells me to speak up or die

2: Doesn't turn around to glare at me when I whisper things about him behind his back when I'm only 4 feet away.

3: Most importantly…When Itachi had first joined, Leader said to buy some groceries, not kill the Uchiha clan!

Kisame laughed, "Also, I need to write down that whenever his little brother says "I'll kill you!" He doesn't do anything, he just stands there."

Deidara laughed. Sasori shook his head.

"Hn. So this was what you were doing." Itachi muttered as he snatched up the book. He put his face close to the book as he read the words in the journal.

Kisame and Deidara burst out laughing, "He's blind too!!!"

Sasori shook his head, sighing "Idiots." He muttered.

(A/N: This idea came from the first chapter, where Sasuke was part mute, so here Itachi is kinda deaf. And he's blind too. Lol, review for both chapters please!!! Also, I don't know if I will make another chapter…probably not. Eh, if you people ask, then I might. I suddenly got an idea for another chapter. Also, I don't think this chapter was as funny as the previous chapter, yeah? -sigh- whatever.)