The sun did not shine.
What else was new!
Winchesters readied for battle.
Evil to pursue.
Dean strode in with Sam
with Shotguns in hand.
It would soon be over
When they took a stand"
BUMP! And then something went BUMP
!Not even a bump made them jump!
So they looked.
Then the saw him right in the pool!
They looked and the saw him!
The Ghoul in the School!
You would think that guns,
would cause quite a shock
The ghoul just looked at them
and said those guns ROCK
I know some good games we could play,
"Said the ghoul.
"I know some new tricks,"
That are wickedly cool."
A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Sam looked at Dean
And Dean stared right back.
Worse than evil,
this ghoul was also cracked.
Dean spouted off, "HELL NO!
That ghouls needs to go away!
You stupid Mo Fo
We ain't here to play.
You should not be here.
You should not be about.
You should not be here
I'm going to wipe your ass out!"
"Now! Now! Have no fear.Have no fear!" said the ghoul.
"My tricks are not bad,"Said the Ghoul in the School.
"We can have lots of fun
Then in a blink,
with a game that I call
Watch pretty boy sink!"
With that, the ghoul.
Pulled Dean under
Dean and his gun got wet.
That was a bummer."
Sam didn't wait.
And took a shot.
Which as fangirls will tell ya,
it makes him look hot.
Oh stop your posing
Lil brother you missed
Dean was more than miffed,
He was getting really pissed."
Look at me!
Look at me now!" Dean said.
"I swear that ghoul
is going wind up dead"
Sam nodded,
"That's a safe bet."
Dean pull himself out
But he still was quite wet!
(Fangirls hit pause
Review, then repeat
As they all stared
at Dean's sweet wet seat)
"Dean, who is that
that keeps talking!
Makes us do things
like shooting and walking.
And she keeps making comments
about our butts and our eyes
And that naughty comment
once about our size.
She orders us around
Like a little dictator."
"Shit, Sam." Dean replied.
"That's the Narrator."
Both smiled their best
cheesy big grins.
"Don't piss her off,
she always lets us win."
That being settled,
they rejoined their hunt
Hoping to avoid
the ghoul's next stunt
That's when the ghoul
threw marbles of glass
Causing Sam to fall
flat on his ass.
Dean turned
as the ghoul fled
Before he could chase,
he got bonked on the head.
"I don't like this Ghoul"
Sam said.
"Me neither, Sam.
Let's kill it dead."
But the ghoul snuck up,
Gave Dean's undies a wedge.
That sent the hunter
over the edge
Sam fared no better
and got a tit twister.
One so hard
it left a blister
That was all
the boys could take.
A twister and wedgie,
those took the cake.
They aimed their guns
cocked and fired.
They fired so long
their arms got tired.
And that was the end
Of the ghoul.
A big bloody mess
in the hall of the school.
"So Dean,
Where to now?"
"Leave to the narrator,
she knows somehow."
"Don't worry Sam,
we're fully equipped.
The narrator gives us
a nice little script."
"Dean, have you seen this,
what we have to do."
"I just got it Sam,
It's brand new."
"Oh no, I won't do this."
Sam started to rant.
"In the very next episode,
we both drop our pants!"