Disclaimer: i don't own Pirates of the Carribbean or Jack Sparrow

A/N: OMG i wrote this in an hour! thanks to my very few reviewers... i wish i had more reviewers but anyway i was hyper when i did write this. as u can see... VERY HYPER btw i think i might even make a sequel... maybe it depends on how this story ends and if i can think of a way for it to continue... please review! otherwise i wont want to write anymore and i really want to! okay that made no sense at all! WEEEE XD

Justine sat in her cabin slurring to herself "I can't believe how they just went and lied to me! And all for that prick that seems to think his captain of my ship! Darn it! And I just drank all me rum!"

She stood before stumbling down to where everyone else's rum is kept. "I'll steal Emma's rum, she won't need it" she giggled to herself as she began drinking, suddenly she heard something. She stopped.

"Who's there?" Justine asked loudly. She began slowly walking toward the place she had heard the noise from, slowly pulling her pistol out. She jumped around the corner and pointed her gun at Sarah who was holding a feather. Justine screamed and jumped in fright.

"What the bloody hell are you doing down here?" Justine snapped before hiccupping.

"I'm sorry. I was just tidying up. Its mess down here, Chantelle isn't so good at this cleaning job" Sarah said quietly waving the feather around.

"And where the bloody hell did you get the feather?" Justine asked going to lean on one of the shelves but missed and bumped her head on it.

"I found it over there with some ink, so I thought I'd use it to dust" Sarah replied quietly trying not to laugh.

"Can I have the feather?" Justine put on a puppy dog face.

Sarah nodded and handed her the feather. Justine waved it around with a concentrated look on her face for a moment before turning to Sarah.

"I need you to go tidy up my cabin" Justine ordered "AND DON'T TOUCH ME RUM! Wait… I have none" she added and shrugged as Sarah ran up the stairs.

Justine followed still drinking the stolen rum.

"Captain" Celeste called.

Justine walked over to where Celeste was standing next to Tamara.

"Hey, hey, hey what's up ma homies?" Justine said while waving her hands around.

When she reached them she used the feather to tickle Celeste while saying "guchi guchi goo"

Celeste stared at Justine. "Captain we found a stow away" Tamara replied when Justine had stopped, Tamara tried to keep a straight face.

"SAIT" Justine suddenly yelled making Celeste and Tamara jump. Sait jogged over.

"Aye?" Sait asked.

"Stow away" Justine said before turning to Celeste and Tamara "okay, where are they?"

"Right here" Tamara said pulling someone out from behind Celeste.

"PERVERT!" Sait screamed making Justine, Celeste, Tamara and the stow away jump.

"What's all this yelling about?" Jack asked as he walked toward the group with Serra close behind.

"This is the same man that grabbed my arse in Tortuga!" Sait explained quickly in a strained voice. Serra just giggled.

"Told ye he was ugly" Serra stated while Justine giggled.

"What's ye name?" Justine asked before hiccupping.

"Robert" the man said in a high pitched voice.

Justine giggled and said "ye have a girl's voice" then started tickling him with the feather.

"Stop it captain" Celeste said "this isn't the time"

"What should we do with him?" ask Tamara

"I'll kill him! Let me kill him captain!" Sait begged.

"Aye ye can kill him" answered Jack

"Wait a minute, I'm the captain!" Justine said in a whining voice while jumping on the spot and shaking her hands.

"Oh gosh don't start this again" Serra said rolling her eyes

"Fine I'll let you be the captain… for now" Jack grinned

Justine stoked her imaginary beard in thought.

"Ok, kill him, but I don't wanna see it, coz last time I puked" Justine decided and shivered in remembrance. Justine has seen with her own eyes the gruesomeness of Sait's murders.

"Aye" Sait grinned evilly while she grabbed Robert and dragged him away. Robert squeaked and looked at Sait with wide eyes.

Justine swallowed the rest of the rum.

"So… you don't have many people in your crew" Jack said breaking the silence

"We have plenty, it's just men we don't have… they're stupid, we throw rocks at them" said Justine through a hiccup.

"How are ye settling in Jack?" Tamara asked

"Just fine love" Jack replied with a smile. "How about you and me take a walk around this pretty little ship? Show me around eh?"

"O-o-okay" Tamara replied. She began to walk toward Jack but tripped over her own foot and landing in Jack's arms.

"Whoa watch it there love" Jack said laughing while Tamara blushed. They walked away leaving Justine, Serra and Celeste standing alone.

"Do you think he likes her?" Serra asked quickly.

The stow away started screaming somewhere on the ship, it was high pitched and extremely girly. When it went quiet again they continued, not paying any attention.

"Awww does little Serra like Jackie?" Justine said starting to tickle her with the feather.

"No I just think he has a nice ass and will you stop it!" Serra replied, slapping Justine's hand away "What do you think Celeste?"

"I'm not sure… but I'd say from the way she was goin' red, she does" Celeste replied

"Damn her!" Serra said glaring in the direction of her competitor "I'm gonna win him! He is so mine!"

Sait walked over smiling. "Ahhhhh that was refreshing"

Justine giggled and tickled her with the feather.

Sait's smile faded. "Stop it" she snapped giving Justine an evil glare. "it tickles"

Justine stopped "spoil sport" whined poking her tongue out before turning to Shira who was standing nearby and started tickling her.

Sait shook her head "Anyway" she raised her voice over Shira's giggles "I got something from the prick before I killed him and I think ye might be intres-" Sait rolled her eyes before grabbing the feather from Justine and threw it overboard.

"NOOO!" Justine screamed going to jump in after it but was stopped by Celeste and Serra.

"Damn it" someone muttered and they all turned around and saw that Jack and Tamara had returned.

"What was that?" Sait snapped.

"Nothing! Nothing at all" Jack said holding his hands up.

"Apologise Sait" Serra said. Sait turned back around to see Justine bawling her eyes out.

"Oh bloody hell" Sait rolled her eyes "I'm not apologising, she's drunk! But I have good news. I have something much better than a feather"

Justine stopped crying and hiccupped "Aye? What's that?"

"A treasure map" Sait grinned "The pervert offered it to me so I wouldn't kill him, but, of course, I broke my promise"

"Give it here!" Justine said happily grabbing the map from Sait then started jumping up and down looking at the map.

"We should search for this treasure" Jack said

"Well duh" Celeste said rolling her eyes

"Aye! Start looking for this treasure! It's in that direction! Wait no… THAT direction! GO! NOW!" Justine yelled before passing out, the map flying out of her hand and blew overboard and into the water.

All except Sait, and Justine who began to snore loudly, screamed as they ran to the edge of the ship. Sait laughed and they all turned around.

"What's so funny? This means no treasure!" Jack said

"You really think I'm that stupid?" Sait asked.

"Yes", replied Serra.

Sait pulled a scroll out of her pocket. "I wouldn't give her a treasure map when she's drunk"

"You mean that map had nothing on it?" Serra asked with a sigh of relief. "Wait then how did she give us a direction?"

"She's drunk!" Sait laughed "She'd get excited over air! Now everyone get to work and the REAL direction is… that way!"

Everyone smiled and got to work, Jack heading up to take the wheel, while Justine still lay on the ground sleeping peacefully.

"Someone should move her" said shira kindly.

"Nah, if we move her then she'll wake" said Sait.

"And if she wakes bye bye rum", added Serra.