Reasons

Chapter…7? Of this weird drawn out story drabble thing…

Naruto

"Hn…He must be a blind ninja for him to wear such bright orange colors…and he calls himself a ninja." Itachi said from a tree nearby the team who was on a mission to Suna. It was one of those rare moments where Itachi speaks his mind, and it was actually more than just one word. In fact, it was 20 words more than usual; no wonder people think he's mute along with the known fact that he's blind and deaf.

Sakura, who was walking under the same tree Itachi was perched carefully in happened to hear him, and automatically knew who he was. She grabbed Sasuke's elbow and pulled him closer to her, hugging his arm and acting like nothing happened. But she whispered in his ear, "I heard someone thinks Naruto is color blind, they know its true because he wears such bright orange clothes that could be detected a mile away, he probably mistaken the color orange for blue or something."

Sasuke chuckled, slipping out of Sakura's arms to wrap his own arm around her waist instead.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow as he heard them, "Naruto is color blind because he doesn't know the difference between blue and orange…hm…no wonder he never knows what to wear on stealth missions."

Itachi rolled his eyes from his tree; they were mixing up his words. He sighed inaudibly. They weren't doing anything important on this mission, might as well go to Konoha to get some dango.

Itachi chuckled as he thought about dango. He remembered his brother swore off dango just a few weeks before he killed their clan. And how could he forget little Sakura-chan? The one who ate them all. Itachi doesn't like sweets much, but dango was an exception because it was the reason how he met Sakura, and how Sasuke swore off his main sugar resource. That's why Sasuke didn't get hyper and bubbly anymore, because he hardly ate any sugar, and certainly not enough to make him like a normal person.

Naruto was walking along the worn path, clueless that he had four people talking about him behind his back, and about his eyesight no less.

"Naruto?" Sakura said, and he turned to her. "Can you get that blue flower over there? I think it's really pretty."

He grinned, "Okay Sakura-chan!" And he plucked a flower from a bush from the side of the road.

Sakura took the flower, and Sasuke, Kakashi, and Itachi (who didn't leave yet by the way) chuckled as they stared at the orange flower Naruto had picked. He was supposed to get the blue flower, not orange. No wonder he wear's all orange, he couldn't tell the difference between the two colors.

Sakura laughed, "He is colorblind!" And Naruto just continued walking, not knowing what colorblind meant, since he was too stupid to know.

(A/N: Yeah, thank you TenTen for giving me this idea in your wonderful review lol. Anyways…I hope this was good, I couldn't find a way to make it funnier, but oh well. Review please!)