Disclaimer I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean or Jack Sparrow

A/N I don't know if anyone even bothers to read this but if u do then please go read my friends Pirates of the Caribbean story, it's really good, the story is called stow away and her pen name is jubil

"Don't that's my special spot!"

A girl's scream filled the room. When the screaming had stopped, the girl next to her started to speak.

"I wonder how long it will take for Jack to come rescue me…" Tamara wondered aloud.

"Oh shut up about him! I'm being tortured here!" Serra snapped breathing heavily.

"Your turn" Chantelle said moving toward Tamara. She raised the feather to Tamara's armpit and began to tickle her making Tamara scream in a happy yet hurt motion.

Through Tamara's screams Serra said to herself "There is something familiar about that feather"

Tamara stopped screaming when Chantelle had removed the feather.

"Yeah well I DID find this feather floating around in the water" Chantelle said "I guess it's the same one that skanky whore had"

"OI! DON"T YE DARE-" Serra was cut off by her own screams as Chantelle began to tickle her armpit again.

"Anyway, I think ye jealous 'cause Jack don't want ye no more" Tamara stated as Chantelle moved the feather to her armpit.

"Actually, it was me that rejected him and he wasn't that good anyway, I was faking it" Serra said as Tamara began to scream.
"LIAR!" Tamara screamed "I SAW HOW HAPPY YE WERE ABOUT IT!"

Chantelle began to shake her head in disbelief as she moved the feather back to Serra.

"OK, SO MAYBE I LIED BUT HE STILL ISN'T WORTH THIS FIGHTING" Serra screamed "IN CASE YE HAVN'T NOTICED WE'RE BEING TORTURED!"

Chantelle have her a look of confusion "Is this giving ye pain?"

"No… but it tickles" Serra breathed heavily.

"He is so worth it" Tamara snapped.

"No he ain't, you just like rolling around like a stupid baby" Serra snapped back.

"Nah! He is so worth it"

"Is not"

Chantelle started at the two arguing but turned around when she heard someone walking down the stairs behind her. An evil grin spread across her lips.

"Is so" Tamara continued, not leaving her side of the argument.

"Just shut up, he's not worth this waste of breath" Serra snapped in frustration.

"Is so" Tamara said.

"Oh, are our two guests fighting over the man with me compass?" Captain Zac asked Chantelle.

"We ain't fighting over him! He ain't worth that!" Serra snapped rolling her eyes.

"Is so" Tamara snapped.

"Shut up! Now isn't the time!" Serra growled at Tamara getting fed up.

"Is so" Tamara argued.

Serra glared at Tamara before looking back at Captain Zac.

"Why did ye take us?" Serra growled at Captain Zac.

"Jack Sparrow has me compass", he said plainly

"Well duh, we kind of figured that out but why did ye take us when ye could have just stopped our ship and taken it?" Serra asked annoyed, rolling her eyes.

Zac paused for a moment "Gee, I never thought of that" he said before whispering to Chantelle "Write that down for next time" Chantelle nodded.

"How did ye even know he was on our ship? From what I remember you and ye crew were at the bar when he came aboard" Serra asked still glaring.

"I thought that may have been a bit obvious, Chantelle sent me a message" he replied.

There was a pause before Tamara asked "So, what ye want the compass for?"

"I want it to find what I want the most" Zac answered.

"And that is?" Tamara continued, Serra looked at her and sighed. Tamara wasn't coming off as a smart cookie lately.

"I don't know yet" Zac replied.

There was another pause.

"And how does that make ye feel?" Tamara asked.

"Well it makes me… want to cry" Zac said, he's eyes watering

"You're an idiot, you know that?" Serra asked. No-one paid attention, they just watched Zac cry.

Chantelle rolled her eyes and slapped him on the back saying "Quit ye blubbering ye big baby"

Wiping his eyes with the back of his hands he yelled "Michael! Mina! Luke! Get down here!"

There was a shuffling of feet above and three men came running down the stairs.

"Boys I want ye to take care of these two while Chantelle and I go up to me cabin" Zac told them while grabbing Chantelle's arm and leading her up the stairs.

Serra and Tamara looked at each other.

"Wonder what he's gonna do to her", Tamara said as she gave Serra a suggestive wink.

Serra shuddered in disgust.

"Two people that ugly shouldn't mate", Serra whispered back. Mina cut in.

"Well, well, well… what have we got here" Mina said.

"Serra and Tamara, Mina, I thought that was obvious" Michael replied receiving a smack on the back of the head.

"How are we to look after ye?" Luke wondered aloud

Tamara looked down at the feather in front of her in fear. Luke followed her eyes and picked up the feather and looked back up at her. He grinned raising the feather to her armpit and laughed as she began to scream.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

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