Disclaimer: I'll say it again, I do not own pirates of the carribean or Jack Sparrow.

A/N: Yes!! i updated! i' going to make an effort to update now... this is only a short chapter, i think the next one is longer... so yeah, enjoy!

"THAT'S IT!" Justine screamed "I'M SICK OF YE ACCIDENTALLY CALLING MY SHIP YOURS! Coz it's… NOT!"

"I told ye it was a mistake, but the way ye carry on about nothing ye shouldn't be captain of this ship" Jack replied frustrated.

"Oh? Ye thing ye can do a better job at captain on my ship?" Justine asked half yelling

"Of course I do" Jack argued "Ye the worst captain I've ever seen, I mean don't get me wrong I think its great how ye look after ye crew, but what about the ship? Not once since I've been on this ship have I seen ye do anything for the ship itself"

Justine glared at him for a moment. An evil grin spread across her face as she remembered where Celeste was.

"Fine then, ye can be the captain" she said taking off her hat and putting it on Jacks head. She began pushing him toward the captain's cabin "Ye look tired captain, why don't ye go have a sleep"

When they got to the door, Justine pulled the hat off Jack's head and pushed him inside, slamming the door shut behind him and locking it.

Jack had tripped and landed face first. by the time he got up, Justine had locked the door. He heard a muffled laughter coming from the other side of the door and foots steps fading away. Then suddenly someone spoke behind him.

"Hey there" Celeste said making Jack jump and spin around. Celeste giggled.

"Um hello…" Jack said, cocking an eyebrow, unsure of what was happening.

"What cha doin' in here" Celeste said looking at the floor and kicking her heel.

Jack's shock was forgotten when remembered just how he ended up in the captain's cabin "DAMN IT JUSTINE!"

Justine stood on deck above where Jack yelled laughing to her self "Sucker!"

"So we're locked in here all alone… what do you wanna do?" Celeste asked, looking up at Jack with a hope glistening in her eyes.

"Um I dunno what do you wanna do?" Jack asked.

"I dunno what do you wanna do?" Celeste retaliated.

"I dunno what do you wanna do?" Jack asked once more.

"I have an idea…" Celeste said taking a few steps toward Jack.

"Oh god no" Jack whispered before turning around and banging on the door yelling "LET ME OUT!"

Celeste stared at him confused.

Jack could hear foot steps heading toward the door so he started banging more furiously on the wood. The footsteps began fading away. So he kicked the door open roughly and raced out.

Celeste pouted and whined, "I just wanted to braid your hair" before following Jack out.

Jack ran down the stairs below deck and down the hall. He then ran into something and fell back onto the floor.

"What the bloody hell-?" Jack started when he realised Justine was sitting on the floor in front of him.

"Oh it's you" Jack muttered. "HEY WAIT! You locked me in that bloody room with what's 'er name, Celery?"

"Oh my god, you idiot!" Justine snapped standing up "You forgot her name?"

"I tend not to bother with women's names, if you catch my drift" Jack said "Anyway, you locked me in a room with her!"

"I did?" Justine said with a confused look on her face. After a moment she said "Oh yeah! Now I remember! Wait, how did u get out?"

"Never mind that!" Jack said whipping out his sword "I have a score to settle!"

"Bring it!" Justine said, banging her chest before pushing him hard. Jack lost his balance and fell back into Celeste who had just walked down the hall. Celeste lost her balance, twisted around and fell through the wall making a large hole.

"Ouch, that must have hurt" Justine whispered to herself before jumping through the hole and poking Celeste. "Hey, you okay?" She got no reply.

Jack came in after her, smelling something familiar. His eyes grew wide when he came to his conclusion.

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