Disclaimer : i don't own pirates of the carribean or Jack Sparrow
A/N : i had some trouble with this chapter... enjoy...
"What is this?" Jack asked picking up one of the bottles before him. He took the lid off and smelt it. "This is whiskey!"
"Rum?" Justine asked.
"No, whiskey" Jack told her.
"Yeah, rum…" Justine said.
"No! It's bloody whiskey" Jack yelled getting angry.
"Rum rum rum" Justine said really fast.
"Whiskey whiskey whis whis" Jack attempted to say at the same speed as Justine.
"Ha ha! See? It's rum" Justine said nodding with a big grin on her face.
"It doesn't work like that!" Jack whined.
"Does now" Justine snapped.
"It's bloody whiskey" Jack snapped back throwing a bottle at her.
"Ew! I'm not drinking it if there is blood in it" Justine said.
"There's no blood in it!" Jack snapped.
"How do ye know?" Justine asked.
"Cause ye'd see it" Jack replied.
There was a pause.
"IT'S YELLOW!" Jack yelled making Justine jump.
There was another pause before "Are ye saying… it's pee?"
Jack slapped his hand to his forehead "Why don't ye just smell it?"
Justine took the lid off and smelt the contents "Well I'd be damned, it is whiskey!"
Jack stared at her in disbelief for a moment before looking around.
"There has to be a thousand bottles here" Jack stated.
"What? Are you crazy?" Justine asked. "The rooms to small to fit that many. Maybe about 900?"
Jack gave Justine a weird look before taking a swig at the bottle.
Justine went to drink the bottle of whiskey in her hand when Jack said "Careful love, this is some strong stuff"
"Ye don't think I can handle it?" Justine asked in an angry tone.
"Love, I know ye can't" Jack replied taking another swig at his whiskey.
"Well then, let's just see who can't handle their liquor, eh?" Justine challenged.
"Okay, last one standing wins" Jack said before they began to drink. Both pulling sour faces once they drank too much
(after all 86 bottles of whiskey, they were very drunk, but they both remained standing)
"You know what?" Justine slurred pointing her finger at Jack "You can be me new first mate"
"Oh yeah? Why's that?" Jack slurred back.
"Serra was a good first mate, but she's gooooone, ju – ju – just goooooooone" Justine replied nodding to herself in agreement "So why don't you be me first mate, eh?"
"Cause I don't wanna be first mate, I wanna be captain" Jack stood taller putting one hand across his chest.
"Oooh shuut uuup" Justine said lazily pushing him "As long as I live, you're never gonna be captain of me ship"
"Oh I have no doubts about that love" Jack replied, he looked around at the empty room. "Let's go up on deck", he said before he 'tried' to get up. Justine stood up and fell into the wall.
They began walking toward the large hole in the wall but both tripped over something large on the floor, they turned around to see Celeste laying unconscious on the ground.
"Oh no! What happened to her?" Justine asked kneeling down next to her, almost head butting poor Celeste.
"Get up dummy, she got in the way when we were about to fight" Jack replied pulling on Justine's arm lazily.
"Oh yeah" Justine said before allowing Jack to pull her along. "Wait! I'm not a dummy! you…you dummy!" Justine yelled. She tried slapping Jack but he stumbled away.
When they got on deck, they saw everyone was working.
"What you wanna do?" Justine asked Jack.
"Let's annoy people" Jack answered after a minute of thinking.
"Okay" Justine said happily "Who do we start with?"
"Hmmm" Jack looked around at everyone, he spotted Sait arguing with Sarah. "Over there!"
Jack started running toward them but was stopped by a pole that he just ran into hard.
Jack wobbled on the spot for a moment. Justine fell to the floor laughing.
"Don't laugh" Jack slurred "Hey look"
Justine stopped laughing and looked up at him. Jack was still wobbling but had his hand out as if trying to catch something.
"Angels" Jack muttered before falling face first onto the deck.
Justine started to laugh again as Jack picked himself up from the ground.
"Moving on" Jack said wobbling off toward Sait and Sarah. Justine skipped happily alone behind him.
"Ew! I ain't gonna clean your feet!" Sarah snapped at Sait.
"Yeah ye are! If ye don't, I'm gonna get permission from the captain to torture ye" Sait said "and then I'm gonna have sooo much fun with ye", she added.
"No ye won't! The captain won't agree!" Sarah replied in a whiny 4 year old tone.
"She will if I bribe her with some whiskey" Sait snapped.
"Oh come now, can't we all just get along?" Jack asked stepping in between them.
"NO!" they both screamed.
"HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO DR. PHIL ON YOUR ASS!" Justine screamed back.
The two girls just stared at them, eyes blinking, as Justine wobbled over.
"Ye found the whiskey and drunk it all, didn't ye?" Sait sighed.
"Yep" Jack said smiling.
"Yay!" Sarah said jumping up and down on the spot.
"Awww! What a cute lil' puppy!" Justine said stepping slowly toward Sait.
"Awwww! You're so cute!" Justine said to Sait who was staring at Justine.
Justine started patting Sait on the head saying "Yes you are! You're the cutest lil' puppy in the whole puppy world!"
"Um, she's not a puppy" Sarah said cautiously
"He need's a name" Jack said.
"Hey how do you know it's a he?" Justine asked "It could be a girl"
"Well let's check" Jack said walking up to Sait. He put his arms around her and tried to lift her up.
"Wow. This is one heavy puppy" Jack told Justine and Sarah, who was giggling to herself.
Jack then let go of Sait and got down on his knees to check for any man bits. "Nope. It's a girl."
"Okay now for a name" Justine said, tapping her chin.
Sait, who just came out of her state of shock, screamed "I'm not a dog!"
Justine and Jack stared at her.
"Oh my god" Justine said.
"The puppy talks!" Jack said in disbelief. "Well, this is one smart puppy we got, so what are we gonna call her. It's gotta be a smart name"
"How about Jimmy?" Justine said
"Oh god! That's it!" Jack replied.
And with that, they started baby talking there new puppy named Jimmy.
"I'M NOT A DOG!" screamed Sait.
"Well duh, you're a puppy" Sarah said giggling.
"You shut up" Sait growled.
"Make me!" Sarah snapped.
Sait ran at Sarah making her run away.
"Bad girl! Sit!" Sarah screamed running down stairs below deck.
"Awww, Jimmy ran away" Justine pouted.
"We'll find her later, come on lets go find someone else" Jack said wrapping his arm round Justine and dragging her off.
Below Deck
Sarah ran down the steps but suddenly stopped causing Sait to run straight into her.
"Owie" Sarah groaned pushing Sait off her. She stood up.
"What the hell did ye stop for? Ye wanna get hurt by me?" Sait asked getting up herself.
"No, look!" Sarah said pointing to the big hole in the wall.
"So that's how they found the whiskey, but wait, how did they get the hole in the wall in the first place?" Sait asked walking over to the hole with Sarah creeping up behind her.
"Celeste!" Sait said running over crouching next to the unconscious girl. Sarah joined her on Celeste's other side.
"Hey Celeste, wake up" Sarah whispered nudging her.
"Ye never gonna wake her up like that, ye gotta do it like this" Sait explained. She cleared her throat and then shouted "GET UP!" shaking Celeste sharply.
Celeste eyes snapped open and she woke up pushing both Sarah and Sait out the way.
Celeste groaned before asking herself "What happened?" She rubbed her eyes and opened them.
She looked down at herself and screamed "ARRRRRHHHHH! I GOT BOOBIES!"
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