Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the caribbean or Jack Sparrow

A/N: I would like to thank my friends Sarah and Emma (L) for writing part of this chapter for me... especially Sarah who is always making sure everything makes sense in all my chapters... and also those people who can be bothered to review XD i love you!! Just so u know most of the characters are based on my friends XD (Sarah is Serra cause there are 2 sarah's and Emma (l) is Shiznat cause there are two Emma's XD) I am captain Justine XD she not really based on me... i don't drink that much XD... enough chit chat! on with the story! (P.S read "jubil"s stories)

"SOOO BORED!" Serra groaned loudly.

"I know!" Tamara snapped "Ye've said that like a billion times already!"

Tamara and Serra were sitting alone in a prison cell facing each other.

"I just want something to happen!" Serra whined. Tamara rolled her eyes and turned her head to look the other way. There was silence around the prison cell until…

"Hey sexy" someone whispered in Serra's ear from behind.

Serra's eyes widened but her scream was muffled by a hand. Tamara's head snapped back toward Serra and saw a female pirate covering Serra's mouth and laughing silently.

"Who the heck are you?" Tamara asked startled.

"My name is Shiznat" the girl said.

"Shiznat?" Tamara said to herself before yelling "That is so cool!"

Serra pulled Shiznat's hand off her mouth and said "Why the hell did ye just call me sexy?"

"I dunno. Just felt like saying it" Shiznat answered.

"Then can ye tell us what yer doin' down here?" Tamara asked

"Yep" Shiznat said nodding.

There was a pause that lasted thirty seconds with Shiznat continuing to nod before-

"ARE YE GONNA TELL US?" Serra yelled.

"Oh ye want me to tell ye?" Shiznat asked. Tamara nodded furiously.

"Well why didn't cha say so" Shiznat said slapping her hand to her forehead "I'm here to give ye food and I also need the female company, it's hard being the only female on the ship"

"What about Chantelle? She's a girl" Tamara asked.

"THAT WAS A GIRL?!" Shiznat yelled jumping back in shock.

Serra and Tamara started laughing. There was the sound of someone opening the door and walking down the stairs and Shiznat crawled behind a large crate to hide.

Michael appeared at the bottom of the stairs.

"What are ye laughing at?" he snapped at Serra and Tamara.

"Ye face!" Tamara said pointing at Michael.

"Yeh…well…YOUR MUM LOVES IT!" he said hesitantly.

-Crickets-

"Umm was that a comeback?" asked Serra confused.

"YEH! What do u think a comeback is?" he asked in a huff.

"Something smart?" Shiznat said from her hiding place but not appearing.

"Ye may as well come out now" Serra told Shiznat, grinning and slowly shaking her head.

Shiznat came crawling out from behind the crate, she dusted off her clothes.

"She's right…that was lame" said Tamara nodding.

"So's ye face!" Michael said proudly.

-Crickets -

"Umm…that didn't really work…" said Tamara

"Indeed, I feel sorry for those crickets" Shiznat agreed.

"Wait! Should I be offended?" Tamara asked. She was ignored.

"What are you doing here?" screeched Michael as he noticed Shiznat standing near him.

"I like live here?" Shiznat said, raising a brow.

"What are YOU doing here?" she asked back.

"Doing real work! What are YOU doing here?" Michael replied.

"She just told you", Serra said rolling her eyes.

"He's pretty dumb" Serra whispered to Tamara.

"Yeh but he's cute!" Tamara said cheerfully.

-crickets-

"You're a dumbarse…you know that right?" Serra asked.

"My mummy says I'm special" Tamara replied happily.

-Crickets-

-SPLAT-

"That took care of those crickets, now they can rest in peace" Shiznat said putting her shoe back on, grinning.

"What are ye still doing here?" Serra snapped at Michael, her hands on her hips as she took her 'I'm not happy stance'

Silence followed this as Michael stood there with his mouth open. He was sick of fighting with these girls, so he turned and walked back up the stairs and closed the door behind him.

"Soooo Shiznat?" Tamara said "Ye don't like being on this ship?"

"Indeed" Shiznat said sadly.

"Well, if ye help us get back to our ship, I bet I could get ye a place on it" Serra said.

"Yeah? How so?" Shiznat asked curiously.

"I'm the first mate!" Serra said proudly "but knowing the captain, she's probably already knocked someone unconscious, found the hidden whiskey, mistaken it for both rum and urine, exaggerated at how many bottles there are, gotten as drunk as she ever has, made the first person she saw her new first mate, started to wonder what happened to the person knocked out, started to annoy Sait again before moving onto someone else… and that's in no specific order… that sounds like her doesn't it Tamara?"

Tamara thought for a second before nodding "Yep, sure does! Hey I bet you twenty shillings that Justine thought Sait was a dog and named her Jimmy"

"We got a deal" Serra said grinning "Aaahhhh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy…"

"Yeah… now that was some weird relationship there" Tamara replied grinning.

"Who's Jimmy?" Shiznat asked.

"Jimmy is Justine ex-boyfriend" Tamara said still grinning.

"He was such a bitch!" Serra snapped "Remember he gave her some rum but it was actually pee?!"

"She was too" Tamara replied "She put laxatives in his dinner!"

"But that was for revenge" Serra argued. Tamara nodded while saying "Yeah I suppose yer right"

"What happened?" Shiznat asked.

"He cheated on her" Serra told her "But you don't know any of this, only Tamara and me know there even was a relationship"

"I think it may have been some big fight" Tamara said "Ye know he's the reason all men were banished off the ship?"

Shiznat raised her eyebrows.

"Yeah Jack was lucky to have found a place on the ship, at first I think we both just wanted him for ourselves-" Serra began.

"I still do…" Tamara muttered.

"Well, I think Justine's finally starting to get over this thing she has with men being total arseholes" Serra said "The first step was letting a man on the ship, and she's done that!"

"So maybe she'll allow more men on the ship?" Tamara said hopefully.

"Yeah I think she might" Serra said nodding.

Tamara squealed and jumped to her feet pulling Serra up with her.

"Ye know what this means?" Tamara asked Serra, meanwhile Shiznat had sat down and begun to eat the food she'd bought down for Tamara and Serra "I get to have a boyfriend, and you get to sleep around more!"

"Yay! No more considering becoming a lesbian!" Serra cheered starting to jump around in the prison cell with Tamara.

Smiling, Shiznat turned away and said "I'll go check where we are and what the captains up to" as she turned...

"Wait!" Serra said stopping suddenly "...I feel a song coming on!"

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